# sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 14, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983 "2012-11-14T15:09:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lets\_dance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce73a5/32.png) [@lets\_dance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lets_dance)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/61 "2012-11-16T00:24:10Z")
;)i lost my virginity about 2 weeks ago ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/62 "2012-11-16T01:22:04Z")
> [@lets\_dance](#): > > ;)i lost my virginity about 2 weeks ago If you were alone when it happened, it didn’t really happen. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/63 "2012-11-16T03:16:14Z")
> [@lets\_dance](#): > > ;)i lost my virginity about 2 weeks ago Photos, or it never happened. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/64 "2012-11-16T05:30:20Z")
> [@echo7tango](#): > > It was in the evening. > I mean, it wus in the eevning, uhh, it wus at nite. Was it late in the evening? ---
**Author:** ![Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stendhal_Syndrome)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/65 "2012-11-16T06:40:22Z")
u guyz r CrAzy. omg lol fo realZ yo no wut i mean. an’ shit… ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/66 "2012-11-16T13:49:39Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > It was late September, and I really should have been back in school. Did you collect your books and get on back to school, or steal your daddy’s cue and make a living out of playing pool? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/67 "2012-11-16T14:35:02Z")
> [@Stendhal\_Syndrome](#): > > u guyz r CrAzy. omg lol > fo realZ yo > no wut i mean. > > an’ shit… Worst **Super Kapowzler** impression _ever_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OtisCampbellWasRight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@OtisCampbellWasRight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtisCampbellWasRight)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/68 "2012-11-16T16:31:50Z")
> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#): > > Did you collect your books and get on back to school, or steal your daddy’s cue and make a living out of playing pool? Nah, he found himself a rock and roll band, that needed a helping hand. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/69 "2012-11-17T11:42:18Z")
ah cain recolect ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/70 "2012-11-17T12:29:46Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > I know it was a Friday. Yeah, I could never get the hang of Thursdays. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/71 "2012-11-17T12:47:06Z")
To OP: Better lose your viginity soon, as you’ll get a divide-by-zero fault if you attempt to compute your average age of viginity loss as it stands. > [@tdn](#): > > As is West Viginity. While both Viginities preserved their viginities technically speaking, it should be noted that their breakup resulted from an attempted seduction. Only West Viginity declined to join the Carolingus sisters in their debauchery. In other news, last night I dreamt I slept with seven snakes! My wife informs me this is a sure sign I will soon engage in wild sex with a gorgeous woman. (Given my present age and condition, odds are the gorgeous woman will be none other than Mrs. Septimus herself. 🆒 ) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/72 "2012-11-17T13:51:56Z")
Some say virginity is lost at birth. Others say that virginity is lost at conception. Still others say that virginity never existed in the first place due to original sin. And some say that virginity can be regained through being born again. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/73 "2012-11-17T13:56:31Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Some say virginity is lost at birth. Others say that virginity is lost at conception. Still others say that virginity never existed in the first place due to original sin. And some say that virginity can be regained through being born again. But…if you’re born again, doesn’t that mean you lose for virginity again?! Born again sluts. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/74 "2012-11-17T14:16:45Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > But…if you’re born again, doesn’t that mean you lose for virginity again?! Born again sluts. I came across a person like that. She kept getting born again to become a virgin again, and then would go fuck everything in sight, which would lead to her needing to once again be born again. The first time I came across her was when I purchased her grandfather’s canoe. As I pulled up to her house, phonograph records were flying over the roof from the back yard. When I asked her why she was destroying her records, she said that it was because god had told her to. A few years later, I came across her at a fraternity party. She had fucked every single resident of that chapter that term. Her pattern of behaviour came out in conversations with her after that. Religion, sex and insanty make for strange bed-fellows. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/75 "2012-11-17T14:33:01Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > A few years later, I came across her at a fraternity party. I hope you were a gentleman and offered her a towel. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/76 "2012-11-17T14:46:16Z")
No, but back then I used to sell togas to sororities (I even took a seminar in toga making from the Royal Ontario Museum). ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/77 "2012-11-17T14:48:11Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > You know, we don’t help with homework. There we go. /close ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/78 "2012-11-17T15:42:34Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > But…if you’re born again, doesn’t that mean you lose for virginity again?! Born again sluts. Porn-again sluts? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/79 "2012-11-17T16:50:16Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Porn-again sluts? John Madden would call that a “do-over”. But he also says there’s no such thing as do-overs. In most games, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/80 "2012-11-17T22:25:02Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Do be careful, as a babby might be formed. girl get pragnent [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983.md?page=5)