# sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 14, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983 "2012-11-14T15:09:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/81 "2012-11-17T23:47:49Z")
Remember, it doesn’t count if its in the butt. Or the mouth. Or the ear ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/82 "2012-11-18T00:06:53Z")
December 8, 19-- uh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/83 "2012-11-18T02:46:10Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Or the ear Aural sex! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/84 "2012-11-18T03:13:04Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Aural sex! I once watched a sleeping pastor of the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints get nailed in the ear by a horney chihuahua. ---
**Author:** ![Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stendhal_Syndrome)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/85 "2012-11-18T04:18:30Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Worst **Super Kapowzler** impression _ever_. > > 😉 Oh hush! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/86 "2012-11-18T11:39:39Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Born again sluts. I’d see that band. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/87 "2012-11-18T13:13:06Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Aural sex! Prick up your ears! (I totally stole that from Seth McFarlane, and I’m not ashamed.) ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/88 "2012-11-18T13:36:38Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > Prick up your ears! > > (I totally stole that from Seth McFarlane, and I’m not ashamed.) And he stole it from Joe Orton! Kind of. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/89 "2012-11-18T15:31:44Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > And he stole it from Joe Orton! > > Kind of. You might have an eargasm! ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/90 "2012-11-18T16:11:15Z")
I guess I’m still a virgin. I’m saving my left ear for marriage. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/91 "2012-11-18T16:14:31Z")
Earlingus? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/92 "2012-11-18T16:27:39Z")
In one ear and out the other… ---
**Author:** ![taskmgr.exe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@taskmgr.exe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taskmgr.exe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/93 "2012-11-18T16:36:11Z")
> [@Anamorphic](#): > > Yahoo Answers is leaking. The best post in the thread by far 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983.md?page=4)