# Sexiest children's entertainer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930 "2010-06-12T16:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/1 "2010-06-12T16:47:00Z")
Who holds the “Sexiest children’s entertainer” title, internationally? I nominate [Annie Brocoli](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgGPq-CpnII). (Youtube.) She holds daddy’s attention better than _In the Night Garden_, I don’t mind sayin’. The floor is open to voting. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/2 "2010-06-12T16:52:41Z")
Steve from Blue’s Clues! ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/3 "2010-06-12T16:58:57Z")
Is **Xuxa** still on? ---
**Author:** ![Rrose\_Selavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bcef8e/32.png) [@Rrose\_Selavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rrose_Selavy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/4 "2010-06-12T17:10:00Z")
You US folks probably won’t have seen the charming and delightfully named Sarah Jane Honeywell [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWyMJtgGRYw) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/5 "2010-06-12T17:19:17Z")
[Anthony Field](http://apps.startribune.com/blogs/user_images/kkrhin_1253024821_anthony_field180_1.jpg), AKA the Blue Wiggle. The rest of the Wiggles are creepy looking, but that dude is smokin’ hot. And how could I forget [Miles](http://comcastchd.vo.llnwd.net/o15/mirror/pressroom/programming/miles-and-banjo-nose-to-nose.jpg) from the Let’s Go Show? ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/6 "2010-06-12T17:24:13Z")
In Taiwan, [“Sister Momo”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqMbT8ckKVQ&feature=related) from the Momo TV kid’s channel. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/7 "2010-06-12T17:26:38Z")
Hi-5 ---
**Author:** ![fatbloke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@fatbloke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatbloke)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/8 "2010-06-12T17:33:19Z")
Well Sister Momo is pretty hot, but the French chick gets my vote… Though I still don’t understand why the TV companies insist on making such patronising crap for kids… Bring 'em up with music! [Start 'em right](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9IixYR_p-4) 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/9 "2010-06-12T17:47:18Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Is **Xuxa** still on? No, (maybe in re-runs) but she still wins. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/10 "2010-06-12T17:48:55Z")
> [@Rrose\_Selavy](#): > > You US folks probably won’t have seen the charming and delightfully named Sarah Jane Honeywell > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWyMJtgGRYw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWyMJtgGRYw) “Sarah Jane, you can’t hide behind a hatstand!” I’d like to see her try. :0 ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/11 "2010-06-12T17:52:37Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Is **Xuxa** still on? I don’t know, but she’s who I immediately thought of. I used to watch that show when I was in college! :drool: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/12 "2010-06-12T17:52:39Z")
I don’t remember what she looks like, but the singer from Lunch Money is super-sultry when she wants to be. “Ate Too Much of My Favorite Food” is a swinging love song to food sung in a voice that’s mostly torch singer, with a bit of trip-hop diva thrown in, and is ultrasupersexy. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/13 "2010-06-12T17:54:57Z")
And I fourth Xuxa. (Clockwise! Counter-clockwise! [/OSR]) Speaking of clockwise, someone’s gotta mention Loonette from Big Comfy Couch. not that she’s a category winner, but her sexiness definitely rises above the requirements 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/14 "2010-06-12T18:19:45Z")
[Alyson Court](http://un-wiredtv.com/images/uploads/cache/8aca043e8a82f8e3d97363131fcc5317-470x298.jpg) - a.k.a. Loonette from Big comfy couch. ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/15 "2010-06-12T18:24:11Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > “Sarah Jane, you can’t hide behind a hatstand!” > > I’d like to see her try. :0 I am not sure what you mean by this, yet I am in complete agreement…😉 ---
**Author:** ![LadyJane84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@LadyJane84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadyJane84)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/16 "2010-06-12T22:48:46Z")
I’m a girl but I think that Bobs and Lolo are pretty darn attractive [Bobs & LoLo - About us](http://www.bobsandlolo.com/about_us.html) ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/17 "2010-06-12T22:54:20Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I don’t remember what she looks like, but the singer from Lunch Money is super-sultry when she wants to be. “Ate Too Much of My Favorite Food” is a swinging love song to food sung in a voice that’s mostly torch singer, with a bit of trip-hop diva thrown in, and is ultrasupersexy. She’s kind of indie-geek-cute. And a nice person. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/18 "2010-06-12T22:59:16Z")
> [@fatbloke](#): > > Well Sister Momo is pretty hot, but the French chick gets my vote… > > Though I still don’t understand why the TV companies insist on making such patronising crap for kids… > > Bring 'em up with music! [Start 'em right](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9IixYR_p-4) 🆒 Pah! [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE) is the only proper way to bridge the gap between children’s entertainment and whoop-ass music. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/19 "2010-06-12T23:10:41Z")
I fifth Xuxa for the win! She has a sexy female chorus of women who typically work miniskirts and thigh high boots. As did Xuxa often enough. Always thought it was weirdly sexual, for a kids show. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/20 "2010-06-12T23:26:31Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > Who holds the “Sexiest children’s entertainer” title, internationally? > > I nominate [Annie Brocoli](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgGPq-CpnII). (Youtube.) Anything in French has a head start. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930.md?page=2)