# Sexiest children's entertainer?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930 "2010-06-12T16:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/21 "2010-06-12T23:42:53Z")

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> [@Ogre](#):
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> Pah! [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE) is the only proper way to bridge the gap between children’s entertainment and whoop-ass music.

I disagree and humbly suggest: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA) (lazytown, featuring a special guest. NSFW)

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/22 "2010-06-12T23:51:21Z")

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Didn’t Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) used to do a children’s show? If so, her.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/23 "2010-06-13T00:00:42Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> I disagree and humbly suggest: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA) (lazytown, featuring a special guest. NSFW)

Bwaaaaahahahahahaha! 😃

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/24 "2010-06-13T00:04:29Z")

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> [@Evil\_Captor](#):
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> I fifth Xuxa for the win! She has a sexy female chorus of women who typically work miniskirts and thigh high boots. As did Xuxa often enough. Always thought it was weirdly sexual, for a kids show.

Oh god yes, Xuxa! I know nothing about the actress or the circumstances surrounding the show but there’s no way they didn’t know what they were doing. Perpetual winner for this category. 😛

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/25 "2010-06-13T00:07:19Z")

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> [@Evil\_Captor](#):
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> I fifth Xuxa for the win! She has a sexy female chorus of women who typically work miniskirts and thigh high boots. As did Xuxa often enough. Always thought it was weirdly sexual, for a kids show.

Yeah, she would even put on extra lipstick and kiss one of the boys each show–leaving bright red lip prints on his cheek.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/26 "2010-06-13T00:19:13Z")

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I kinda think Charli Robinson from an Australian Children’s show called Hi-5, is cute. Sorry you don’t get to see her as much as you see her feet\*. But that’s the best outfit and hair I saw her in.

\*Unless you like that sort of thing. Those type of videos seem to be the most popular.

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/27 "2010-06-13T00:21:19Z")

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I always had the hots for **Emmy Jo** in the **New Zoo Review**

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izXWyCEyoIg)

At 20 sec.

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/28 "2010-06-13T00:43:39Z")

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[Magnus Scheving](http://telenstar.com/mbl/greinar/img/126/MagnusScheving.jpg) aka Sportacus from _Lazytown._

Thread over.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/29 "2010-06-13T00:53:57Z")

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No love for [KImberly, the Pink Ranger](http://www.google.co.kr/imglanding?q=pink%20ranger&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A2_hO_oAn78/SO-R5vbLfmI/AAAAAAAAAFE/JfkZWDiVloo/s400/mmpr-rg-kimberly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://plebeianrules.blogspot.com/&h=234&w=314&sz=21&tbnid=3LZ35QksInqBBM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=117&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpink%2Branger&usg=__UAXvGssgjRNqr3ZNZSh-chageQk=&sa=X&ei=1isUTJ6GAonQcfG_3LQM&ved=0CDQQ9QEwAA&start=0#tbnid=3LZ35QksInqBBM&start=2)?

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**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/30 "2010-06-13T00:57:38Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I kinda think Charli Robinson from an Australian Children’s show called Hi-5, is cute. Sorry you don’t get to see her as much as you see her feet\*. But that’s the best outfit and hair I saw her in.
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> \*Unless you like that sort of thing. Those type of videos seem to be the most popular.

😉

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/31 "2010-06-13T01:48:46Z")

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[Nanny G](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exS7nnxCiTg)(at 2:45)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/32 "2010-06-13T02:41:46Z")

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> [@Icerigger](#):
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> I always had the hots for **Emmy Jo** in the **New Zoo Review**
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izXWyCEyoIg&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izXWyCEyoIg&feature=related)
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> At 20 sec.

I’ll never look at a woman in a hippo costume the same again after having seen _Meet the Feebles_.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/33 "2010-06-13T03:52:35Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Steve from Blue’s Clues!

This is what I came in to say. Don’t know what it was about him but yum.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/34 "2010-06-13T04:03:19Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> No love for [KImberly, the Pink Ranger](http://www.google.co.kr/imglanding?q=pink%20ranger&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A2_hO_oAn78/SO-R5vbLfmI/AAAAAAAAAFE/JfkZWDiVloo/s400/mmpr-rg-kimberly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://plebeianrules.blogspot.com/&h=234&w=314&sz=21&tbnid=3LZ35QksInqBBM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=117&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpink%2Branger&usg=__UAXvGssgjRNqr3ZNZSh-chageQk=&sa=X&ei=1isUTJ6GAonQcfG_3LQM&ved=0CDQQ9QEwAA&start=0#tbnid=3LZ35QksInqBBM&start=2)?

I wouldn’t kick Amy Jo Johnson out of bed for eating crackers, but the one who kept me watching the Power Rangers waaaay later into my teenage years than any self-respecting kid should have was [Catherine](http://www.moviepilot.de/files/images/0120/3052/upload_download_article.jpg) [Sutherland](http://www.napanet.net/~mwilcox/catherine20.jpg).

All that, and an Aussie accent too. Rowr.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/35 "2010-06-13T05:55:45Z")

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Carole Demas ([she’s the one in the vest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSluR6Xkzk))

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/36 "2010-06-13T07:32:22Z")

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When I was young, I was hot for Linda, the deaf girl, on Sesame Street.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/37 "2010-06-13T07:33:58Z")

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> [@LadyJane84](#):
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> I’m a girl but I think that Bobs and Lolo are pretty darn attractive [Bobs & LoLo - About us](http://www.bobsandlolo.com/about_us.html)

Am I sick and wrong for hoping they have a sex tape? With each other?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/38 "2010-06-13T09:35:51Z")

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> [@An\_Arky](#):
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> Hi-5

Yes, any [one of them](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05s8BpSQ5j0&feature=related). Maybe [Kellie](http://image.take40.com/300x400/kellie_hi5_nude_ralph_cover_april09_300x400.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/39 "2010-06-13T09:54:02Z")

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Per Wikipedia, the american counterpart of Kellie would be [Jenn](http://www.jennkorbee.com/) .

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/40 "2010-06-13T14:08:12Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> [Nanny G](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exS7nnxCiTg)(at 2:45)

I was going to mention her (under the fictional category). Although if Emma Thompson called …

My nomination: Gina the Teacher Babe from Sesame Street, IRL [Allison Bartlett O’Reilly](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Allison_Bartlett). Mere words cannot express how crestfallen I was when she started using her married name in the credits. The pic on Muppet Wiki does not do her justice.

Re: the real life picture of Loonette upthread - Wow! Before seeing this pic I assumed that Loonette was Monica Lewinsky’s day job.

And re: the Stevie Wonder video upthread - yet another example of why Sesame Street is arguably the best show in the history of television.

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