# Sexiest children's entertainer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930 "2010-06-12T16:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/41 "2010-06-13T14:30:36Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > I disagree and humbly suggest: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA) (lazytown, featuring a special guest. NSFW) :eek: That’s going to be stuck in my head all day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/42 "2010-06-13T14:31:57Z")
> [@Typo\_Knig](#): > > I was going to mention her (under the fictional category). Although if Emma Thompson called … If we’re including fictional ones, [Aunt Jane (and her little helper, Jake)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6iksNg9IdQ). ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/43 "2010-06-13T14:32:45Z")
I fancied [Sally James](http://sally-james.com/photo-gallery?album=1&gallery=3) from Tiswas. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/44 "2010-06-13T14:32:54Z")
Another vote for Xuxa. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/45 "2010-06-13T14:57:22Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > In Taiwan, [“Sister Momo”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqMbT8ckKVQ&feature=related) from the Momo TV kid’s channel. This is a fair encapsulation of everything that is alien and baffling to me about the Far East (and its fans) where sexuality is concerned: she looks, sounds, and acts exactly like a prepubescent schoolgirl. Not only does the word “sexy” not spring to mind, but I have a hard time not looking askance at those who disagree. But I guess a thread whose title contains the words “sexiest children” is liable to have some ethical land mines… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/46 "2010-06-13T15:17:48Z")
When I was 4 years old I wanted to fuck [Shari Lewis’](http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/shari.gif) dimples. Lambchop must have had one of the healthiest prostates in history. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/47 "2010-06-13T15:19:22Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce you to [Michaela Strachan](http://www.leninimports.com/michaela_strachan_gallery_10.jpg) and [Gail Porter.](http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image/113588/gail-porter.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/48 "2010-06-13T15:38:21Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > This is a fair encapsulation of everything that is alien and baffling to me about the Far East (and its fans) where sexuality is concerned: she looks, sounds, and acts exactly like a prepubescent schoolgirl. Not only does the word “sexy” not spring to mind, but I have a hard time not looking askance at those who disagree. > > But I guess a thread whose title contains the words “sexiest children” is liable to have some ethical land mines… :shrug: I just think she’s got nice legs, that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/49 "2010-06-13T15:42:58Z")
Another vote for Shari Lewis. Also Fran of Cucla, Fran and Ollie ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/50 "2010-06-13T15:50:43Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > This is a fair encapsulation of everything that is alien and baffling to me about the Far East (and its fans) where sexuality is concerned: she looks, sounds, and acts exactly like a prepubescent schoolgirl. Not only does the word “sexy” not spring to mind, but I have a hard time not looking askance at those who disagree. And if [this is what prepubescent children look like](http://snackbrother.blogspot.com/2009/07/blog-post_82.html) in your neck of the woods, I must say that’s . . . odd . . . ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/51 "2010-06-13T18:04:56Z")
[The Friendly Giant.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV2P6P4p6Hg) (Hey, look! **Giraffe** makes an appearance! 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/52 "2010-06-13T18:16:09Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > And if [this is what prepubescent children look like](http://snackbrother.blogspot.com/2009/07/blog-post_82.html) in your neck of the woods, I must say that’s . . . odd . . . Yeah. Every one of these children’s entertainers acts like they are younger than they actually are. Quite a few try to dress like kids, and make themselves look more like the kids. What is throwing you is that Japanese women tend to look younger in general. But the signs of post pubescence (and thus attraction) are still there. Oh, and nice job insinuating that a poster here is a pedophile. ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/53 "2010-06-13T18:17:57Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > Who holds the “Sexiest children’s entertainer” title, internationally? > > I nominate [Annie Brocoli](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgGPq-CpnII). (Youtube.) > > She holds daddy’s attention better than _In the Night Garden_, I don’t mind sayin’. > > The floor is open to voting. Kind of a butterface, but a nice rack, nonetheless. ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/54 "2010-06-13T18:21:32Z")
> [@LadyJane84](#): > > I’m a girl but I think that Bobs and Lolo are pretty darn attractive [Bobs & LoLo - About us](http://www.bobsandlolo.com/about_us.html) Holy fuck! I want Lolo to minister to me. In my bed, no less. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/55 "2010-06-13T18:22:47Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > If we’re including fictional ones, [Aunt Jane (and her little helper, Jake)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6iksNg9IdQ). So that’s _Coupling_? That was pretty funny. I’ve heard about it, but never had seen any of it. Dang it–now I’m going to have to Netflix it. 🙂 The man in that clip was one of the main characters in the now-cancelled American show _FlashForward_. Took me a minute to recognize him because he looks so much younger in the clip. [/end hijack] Back on topic, [here’s a picture from the Xuxa show](http://www.corianton.com/tullyblog/uploaded_images/TRIBECA-767389.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/56 "2010-06-13T18:23:19Z")
Oh, and: One more for Xuxa. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/57 "2010-06-13T18:56:26Z")
When I was a kid, I had a HUGE crush on [Captain Penny](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Penny). ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/58 "2010-06-13T19:48:57Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > I disagree and humbly suggest: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA) (lazytown, featuring a special guest. NSFW) _snurk_ Oh my, I’m glad I was listening to that on headphones … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/59 "2010-06-13T20:14:36Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > I disagree and humbly suggest: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA) (lazytown, featuring a special guest. NSFW) Oh. My. God! ---
**Author:** ![Rrose\_Selavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bcef8e/32.png) [@Rrose\_Selavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rrose_Selavy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/60 "2010-06-13T22:21:44Z")
Blue Peter had it’s fair share - my personal faves being Sarah Greene Liz Barker Katy Hill Google the names for pics [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930.md?page=4)