# Sexiest children's entertainer?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930 "2010-06-12T16:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/61 "2010-06-13T22:54:54Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Steve from Blue’s Clues!

Sorry…I have to go with Steve’s replacement Joe (aka [Donovan Patton](http://www.peoplequiz.com/biographies-34501.html)). Steve looks like Joe’s goofy-loser cousin.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/62 "2010-06-14T03:56:27Z")

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[Alison Bartlett O’Reilly](http://www.sesamestreet.org/onair/cast/alison_bartlett_oreilly)

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/63 "2010-06-14T04:23:26Z")

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[Mmmm. Levar Burton](http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/02/16/previews/LeVar%20Burton-TYG-003245.jpg) puts my butterfly in the sky.

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**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/64 "2010-06-14T06:18:24Z")

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If we’re counting Power Rangers, I had a huge crush on [Billy](http://ifoughtthelaw.cementhorizon.com/billy.jpg), the original blue ranger.

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/65 "2010-06-15T14:05:13Z")

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I’ve never heard of Sarah Jane Honeywell or Momo, but I like what I see, and would not mind importing either, effective immediately.

I humbly submit [Nina, from the Goodnight Show](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cblfvo_veaM&feature=related) and [Kelly, from the Sunny Side up Show](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tt97Rw--d0). I can’t think of a better way to be tucked in at night, or woken up in the morning.  
(And to dig things up from my childhood, does Cheetarah count?)

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/66 "2010-06-15T14:06:27Z")

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> [@Maiira](#):
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> If we’re counting Power Rangers, I had a huge crush on [Billy](http://ifoughtthelaw.cementhorizon.com/billy.jpg), the original blue ranger.

Oh me too! He was hotness personified.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/67 "2010-06-15T15:32:34Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> I’ve never heard of Sarah Jane Honeywell or Momo, but I like what I see, and would not mind importing either, effective immediately.
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> I humbly submit [Nina, from the Goodnight Show](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cblfvo_veaM&feature=related) and [Kelly, from the Sunny Side up Show](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tt97Rw--d0). I can’t think of a better way to be tucked in at night, or woken up in the morning.  
> (And to dig things up from my childhood, does Cheetarah count?)

That’s some good jumping.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/68 "2010-06-15T16:10:05Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I kinda think Charli Robinson from an Australian Children’s show called Hi-5, is cute.

I’ve heard of virtually nobody in this thread, but thanks to Google Images, [Charli](http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charli_Robinson_performing_Hi-5_Jan_06.jpg) gets my enthusiastic vote!

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/69 "2010-06-15T16:45:47Z")

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> [@Sir\_Prize](#):
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> Carole Demas ([she’s the one in the vest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSluR6Xkzk))

There’s no lock on that storybox 😉

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**Author:** ![In\_Winnipeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@In\_Winnipeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Winnipeg)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/70 "2010-06-15T17:44:55Z")

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Definitely Xuxa.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/71 "2010-06-15T18:12:10Z")

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> [@Sir\_Prize](#):
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> Carole Demas ([she’s the one in the vest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSluR6Xkzk))

It should also be noted (because this was one of those “WHOA!” moments for me) that Carole Demas was also the original Sandy in the original production of _Grease_.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/72 "2010-06-15T18:35:03Z")

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I second Sportacus, definitely. (Max Scheving, LazyTown)

Also second (in second place though. . .) Donovan from Blue’s clues - I was never a Steve fan.

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/73 "2010-06-15T19:28:58Z")

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Annie Brocoli fan checking in here. Particularly [La danse des Vitamines](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374g1zcfQ7Y) (best I could find from Youtube)

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/74 "2010-06-19T03:45:08Z")

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I’m sorry but Annie Brocoli is out.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIbmms4L_Tg)

French with a USA country twang is just so wrong.

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**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/75 "2010-06-19T04:27:36Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> In Taiwan, [“Sister Momo”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqMbT8ckKVQ&feature=related) from the Momo TV kid’s channel.

Damn! Are you guys willing to send her here to the mainland?

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**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/76 "2010-06-19T04:53:31Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> I disagree and humbly suggest: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA) (lazytown, featuring a special guest. NSFW)

That was disturbing…

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/77 "2010-06-19T16:24:33Z")

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As always, I vote Loonette - because of the possibilities implied by her flexibility in the clock stretch. [Youtube evidence](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZoK1bq2hs).

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**Author:** ![Drew\_Kit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Drew\_Kit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drew_Kit)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/78 "2010-06-19T17:00:36Z")

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> [@BunnyTVS](#):
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> Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce you to [Michaela Strachan](http://www.leninimports.com/michaela_strachan_gallery_10.jpg) and [Gail Porter.](http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image/113588/gail-porter.htm)

Definitely yes, and definitely no. I went looking for nicer photos of Michaela but couldn’t find them on the net. She must have a fluid beauty though because on TV she is to swoon for. She makes me feel murderously jealous of the orphaned baby orang-utans that she hugs. What does it have that I don’t have?

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**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/79 "2010-06-21T01:57:22Z")

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> [@Drew\_Kit](#):
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> Definitely yes, and definitely no. I went looking for nicer photos of Michaela but couldn’t find them on the net. She must have a fluid beauty though because on TV she is to swoon for. She makes me feel murderously jealous of the orphaned baby orang-utans that she hugs. What does it have that I don’t have?

All-over body hair and a physique like a sack of spuds?

Hell, maybe _I’ve_ got a chance!

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-childrens-entertainer/542930/80 "2010-06-21T16:08:09Z")

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If I were single, I’d sit [under a shady tree](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUsa0nFaQ0E) with Laurie Berkner.

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