# Sexiest Doperchick Paegeant **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577 "2001-03-19T12:20:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/1 "2001-03-19T12:20:40Z")
I guess it’s time for the most entertaining event of the year 2001!!! We are here to choose Miss Sexiest Doperchick 2001. This year’s nominees are (in alpabetical order of appearance): **Arden Ranger Carina 42 jarbabyj SexyWriter Soda Sue Duhnym Tatertot Tequila Mockingbird The Mermaid True Pisces** Nominating other names will of course be acceptable - and I hereby apologize for my semi-arbitrary choice of 10 nominees-, also the candidates are welcome to speak for themselves - or each other for that matter -, and I am appointing myself responsible for counting the votes and announcing the winner once all votes - IMHO(!) - are collected. There is no designated jury, every doper’s vote is equal, and each doper can cast one vote per contestant. (i.e. voting for more than one candidate is O.K. - as long as it is just once.) By the way, it’s also expected of some of the Forthcoming Members of the Doper Society to be the SPONSORS to the event - just offer prizes to the winners!! The prizes will have to be unconditional, and you will be held responsible for fulfilling them by the winners themselves! **O.K. fellas, let’s see some action!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/2 "2001-03-19T12:59:46Z")
Oh dear God! I was nominated as Miss Sexiest Doperchick 2001! Now there’s sig. material… Hehe. I’ll walk around with a stupid grin on my face all day. By the way, I am proud to be in such great company, ladies! ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/3 "2001-03-19T13:11:02Z")
I’ll add **Anthracite** to the list. Her contributions to the lesbian fantasy thread\* definitely merit her a nomination. What criteria are we using to define “sexiest” BTW? \*I couldn’t find the thread, but it’s worth reposting! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/4 "2001-03-19T13:11:39Z")
I vote for: **Arden Ranger, jarbabyj, SexyWriter, Tequila Mockingbird and The Mermaid**. I’d also like to nominate **Medea’s Child**! (And vote for her.) ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/5 "2001-03-19T13:19:36Z")
The criteria for sexy is completely subjective. I believe we can assume we represent a much higher than average level of intellect&intelligence here on the boards, so any doper’s subjective belief that a nominee is sexy should be good enough to be acceptable. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/6 "2001-03-19T13:23:50Z")
\*\*Arden Ranger Carina 42 jarbabyj SexyWriter Soda Sue Duhnym Tatertot Tequila Mockingbird The Mermaid True Pisces \*\* Hmmmm… I gotta go with, uh… um… Hmmmmmmmmm…😕 I love ALL of them! OK, I’m taking the chicken way out and go with **Astrofiancee**! OK, OK, she doesn’t post here, but she DOES on occasion read here… inevitably leading to a phone call: _Ring Ring!_ **Me** : Yoboseyo? (Korean for “Yo!”) **Astrofiancee** : What does it mean, “felcher”? **Me** : :eek:Huh? **Astrofiancee** : One of the “Stray Dorkers” called another one a “goat-felcher”… what’s it mean? **Me** : uh… nothing… just an insult… **Astrofiancee** : Don’t lie me! Touch your nose! [sup](OK, it’s stupid, but we have sworn an oath that when we touch our noses, lying is against the rules… Necessary when involved in as weird a relationship as we have! When you have to wade through the cultural differences, language problems, sheer bloody-mindedness, etc. of two highly unusual people from two VERY different countries, you NEED some mechanism for going, ‘OK: you’re kidding, right?’)[/sup] **Me** : Damn! (touches nose and explains in graphic detail) **Astrofiancee** : (loooong pause) Really? **Me** : You asked! **Astrofiancee** : EEEEEEEWWWWW! This is what you Americans DO?? **Me** : Sometimes we get booooored… **Astrofiancee** : _WHAT??_ Touch your nose! So there ya have it! Despite the competition, I have to go with **Astrofiancee** for putting up with me! I love ya baby!😛 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/7 "2001-03-19T13:28:52Z")
I am torn between pretending I am too cool to care and shamelessly sucking up for votes. Ooooh, what to do?? (and Astroboy your fiancee would have told me to vote for me! Us kimchee eaters stick together, ya know. 😉 BTW. TaterMommy and Bubba might be moving to Seoul this summer!) ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/8 "2001-03-19T13:30:40Z")
And just when I was saying last night that I’m not really **known** on the board yet… Thank you, **Watermelon Man** , just for the honor of nominating me in the company of such lovely, sexy ladies. I don’t expect to even place, but the nomination itself is more than enough to have me blushing and smiling for days. I want to put my 2 cents in for **Soda** , who just blows me away in post after post, and for **Tequila** who is just _way_\* too much fun to be in a flirt thread with! I think they deserve lots and lots of votes! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/9 "2001-03-19T14:20:19Z")
All the sexy wimmins in one thread!?! I’m gonna flirt my HEAD off! That being said, **hardygrrl** is hereby nominated, as soon as I can lick the honey off of her belly! And I cast my vote for (scribble, scribble, scribble) oh, wait, I learned a long time ago to always vote for the SECOND best in a tight race, that way everyone else has the idea that they won! ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/10 "2001-03-19T14:20:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*_I want to put my 2 cents in for **Soda** , who just blows me away in post after post, and for **Tequila** who is just way_ too much fun to be in a flirt thread with! I think they deserve lots and lots of votes! 🙂 \*\* _Whaaaat!!_ You know, you’re feeding my ego so that I might have to buy it an apartment of its own. It’s a good thing I already am a card carrying member of Narcissist Anonymous. (Wait a minute… Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?) Anyhooo, my vote goes to… ehh… Hell, voting should be anonymous shouldn’t it? [sup][sub]In that case, and if you promise no one will notice, I vote for me![/sup][/sub] What? I said that out loud? Oh, in that case, it’s a tie between **taterbabe** , who’s the sweetest person on two legs and **Medea’s Child**. She’s just so happy, I’ll look for her posts whenever I’m feeling down. Oh wait, I need to add **serendipity** to the list too. She’s just a darling, who always finds time for others, no matter what’s happening in her life. And **TruePisces** , you rock!! ::smoooches:: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/11 "2001-03-19T14:31:57Z")
I wanna add **Persephone**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/12 "2001-03-19T14:35:30Z")
I’m going to nominate **Nymysys**. Come on, how could she _not_ be in this contest? (By the way, $1 friendly ‘contributions’ to those who vote for Nym!) ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/13 "2001-03-19T14:35:49Z")
> [@](#): > > (and Astroboy your fiancee would have told me to vote for me! Us kimchee eaters stick together, ya know. BTW. TaterMommy and Bubba might be moving to Seoul this summer!) Can I take offense to this if I like Kimchi too? Hmmm… Nah! You and Bubba might move to Seoul? EXCELLENT!! If you do, **Astrofiancee** and I will treat you to dinner and soju (sorry, it’s nasty, but a requirement in Seoul!), and maybe we’ll finally find out what “shimyonseki” means! FWIW, you were tops on my list (no offense to the other ladies, but **Tater** and I have been shamelessly flirting for months! **Tater** knows where the good stuff is!! [sup] OK, OK… I can dream, can’t I?[/sup]) until I realized that you-know-who might possibly read this… so I chickened out! If you-know-who IS reading this: I love you!! ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/14 "2001-03-19T14:43:43Z")
Oh god! Someone just tried to tear me a new asshole for attracting attention and being overtly sexual and now THIS! Well, I happily accept the nomination anyway. And where is Andygirl and that Saph person? Can there be a massive tie here? Can we leave out the bathing suit competition? What are the prizes? -L ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/15 "2001-03-19T15:09:43Z")
…just _thinking_ about this contest has blood pounding to predictable destinations and the lack of bloodflow to my brain makes rendering an intelligient decision impossible. Everyone mentioned is a deserving “winner,” but I would be remiss if I didn’t take the time to mention: **Ayesha** -who not only has me wrapped around her little finger, but has a six month lease with an option to buy. **AudreyK** -stunning combination of cute _and_ sexy. **Silver Fire** -nobody wiggles into and out of pants better, setting fire to the imagination. **hypergirl** -her naked dancing is so provocative, it has gotten her banned in four states and thirteen major cities. **Diane** -still the sexiest and rockinest… ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/16 "2001-03-19T15:12:52Z")
Hey, I want to nominate **Hamadryad** for the “Sexiest Whipping Post.” She has done an amazing service of giving numerous people the chance to vent their hostilitites. For that I am both grateful and in awe. I don’t know if you all should take that whole “whipping” thing literally…you’ll have to check with her on that. -L ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/17 "2001-03-19T15:17:26Z")
Hmm…looks like we have some interest in voting for the sweet’n sexy ladies, and nominating more of them…but we have no sponsorship offers, yet. I make the first one: I will host the winner, the first runner up and the second runner up in Istanbul whenever is available and suitable for them! They pay for the round trip, and they can crash at our place! As for their SO’s they are welcome too. I will decide to co-host you with my wife or not according to their presence - or not!! 🙂 🙂 Ok guys, what else do they get! Who provides the swimsuits for the semi nekkid part? Who designs the dresses? ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/18 "2001-03-19T15:23:59Z")
I must nominate \*\*Moi[/b, having personal knowledge of her sexiness. And for the last time, I LIKE THE SIZE OF YER BOTTOM!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/19 "2001-03-19T15:27:48Z")
Are you kidding? The last time I started a thread like this it sorta train wrecked on me. Think I’ll sponsor this one? But all the contestants are welcome to come to the [Blue Ridge Dopefest](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63935) for free drinks and food on June 2nd, if they like. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/20 "2001-03-19T15:28:37Z")
Well, just call me Mr. Indecisive 2001, because there’s no way I could only vote for one Doper. So I’m taking the easy way out. I’d like to vote for: **Soda** the super sexy Swede (ah, sweet alliteration). **Medea’s Child** ; kind, sweet, cute, and sexy. **AudreyK** the sexy cutie jet-setter (travelling this morning, I believe). **Silver Fire** ; so…(dramatic pause)…ssssexy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577.md?page=2)