# Sexiest Doperchick Paegeant **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577 "2001-03-19T12:20:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/101 "2001-03-20T17:54:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\ ***Joe\_Cool** : I was nominated and I don’t like these sort of threads. Carry on with it if you’d like, and those that think it’s fun, fantastic! But I’m saying that if I’m to be known solely for being “sexy” on this board, I’d like to withdraw. > > I’m also funny, spiritual, smart, a good cook, an excellent swimmer and a font of stupid jokes. I received nice emails yesterday, very complimentary and supportive from MEN on this list and I found that to be a nice pick me up in a day of combat that I don’t intend to continue through to today…Anyways…I’m off to find questions about food or something…surely those will be safe…lord knows I don’t want to get whiny 🙂 > > jarbaby \*\* _sigh_ I’m positive that when there’s a “Most introspective, spiritual, culinary, and humorous” pageant, you’ll be nominated there too. All I’m saying is that that’s not what this thread is for, and meaningful protest would be better made by non-participation, rather than “sour graping” the thread like what happened earlier in the thread. I still see this as harmless entertainment and have no complaints with it. I hereby apologize for my tone in my previous posts. I’m done hijacking, and I second the nominations for Vix and JerseyDiamond. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/102 "2001-03-20T18:00:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*You did? With what nick? I do humbly beg your pardon, I was mostly away from my computer for the last week or two. Plus I leave my AIM on even when I’m not home and I don’t set myself away (I’m so bad).Not that I’m trying to curry votes by apologising, but I hate being rude. No, really. \*\* Actually, you did answer, but I think you were downloading something. It’s ok! I’m not bothered, just busting yer chops a little for it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/103 "2001-03-20T18:09:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > **I’m also funny, spiritual, smart, a good cook, an excellent swimmer and a font of stupid jokes. I received nice emails yesterday, very complimentary and supportive from MEN on this list and I found that to be a nice pick me up in a day of combat that I don’t intend to continue through to today.** I’m sure that’s part of your appeal, jarbabyj! There is absolutely nothing wrong with being sexy. To me it means you are appealing because of some positive aspect of your personality. And that would mean that everyone on this board could theoretically be nominated, because of all of us have something appealing about us, to someone. This is a cute, harmless **MPSIMS** flirtation thread for people to have fun with. I vote for everybody. ----:)/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/104 "2001-03-20T18:34:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*It’s ok! I’m not bothered, just busting yer chops a little for it. 🙂 \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/105 "2001-03-20T20:54:19Z")
I know you all wanted to nominate me. I know you’ve all been to shy to type my name and I want you all to know I forgive you. I can imagine it’s hard to admit that damn it you think MamaHen is hot, at least I know in your hearts you feel it. I’ll just crawl back into my dark lonely corner happy with the knowledge that though hidden, the adoration for me is still there. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/106 "2001-03-20T23:44:47Z")
Well, I don’t know about the rest of 'em, **MamaHen** , but I haven’t nominated you yet because yer name is just so hard to type. I mean, all those letters? The juxtapositioning of the As and Ms? My fingers got sore just typing it the first time! I’d like to nominate/second/tenth the following hotchicks sup[/sup]: **Arden Ranger Nocturne The Mermaid Medea’s Child Poysyn Anniz Falcon Purplebear** There are some I’m deliberately not naming. I challenge y’all to figure out who they are:) ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/107 "2001-03-21T02:49:36Z")
I wanna add a vote for **Mauvaise**! hehe ---
**Author:** ![Survey1215](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Survey1215](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Survey1215)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/108 "2001-03-21T03:11:58Z")
Geobabe. Sue Duhnym. Can’t choose. Hoooooooooooo boy. Maybe I could get them to wrestle each other in a pit of tapioca pudding, wearin nothin but itsy-bit… ooops. Thinkin out loud again. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/109 "2001-03-21T03:35:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > I’d nominate Mauvaise, but I’m fairly certain DW will be around to do it shortly 😉 Here I am! I hereby cast my vote for the delicious **Mauvaise**! For a whole bunch of reasons. 😉 And I couldn’t possibly leave out… **Arden Ranger** - such a minx! **The Mermaid** - I’ve got a thing for fins **Nocturne** - singing is sexy **evilbeth** - she’s got _ahem_ a nice mouth **struuter** - there’s just something about that bathrobe ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/110 "2001-03-21T04:03:50Z")
::peeks in to see if her name is mentioned:: Damnit! ::runs off and goes and sits in a corner, almost pouting:: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/111 "2001-03-21T04:12:02Z")
I wanna nominate **ssskuggiii** , because her clitoris speaks. No mean feat, that! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/112 "2001-03-21T04:16:16Z")
I’ve met **ssskuggiii** , and she’s a hottie! A young, nubile hottie! One nomination here from **UncleBill** ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/113 "2001-03-21T04:46:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Survey1215 \* > \*\*Geobabe. > > Sue Duhnym. > > Can’t choose. Hoooooooooooo boy. Maybe I could get them to wrestle each other in a pit of tapioca pudding, wearin nothin but itsy-bit… > > ooops. Thinkin out loud again. > \*\* Hey, ya know, you might actually be able to talk me into a little puddin’-wrasslin’ with **Sue Duhnym**. She’s so damn cool. ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/114 "2001-03-21T09:45:40Z")
Looks like in the last one day there have been more nominations and votes than rants, so it looks like we are going along with the thing!!! _(…trying to hide the surprised/pleased expression on my face so I keep on looking cool…)_ There will be just one more day of voting…then I will do the count, and the short-list! Good luck babes… By the way, I accept no bribery, and from today onwards, I will stay out of all the Doper-orgies…till its time for the **BIG TIME PARTYING!!!** And we still have no sponsors!! * * * The fact that I will accept no bribery should not keep you people from backing The Mermaid in her nomination of ME on the Sexiest Doperguy Thread!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/115 "2001-03-21T14:38:28Z")
In the spirit of building bridges, mending ties, knitting sleeves of ravaged care, and all around making-up-to-everyone-ness, I cast my votes for the following: **Her, her, her,** , let’s see… **she** is a huge hottie in more ways than one, and if I could get my courage up I would merrily proposition **her** and **her**. Oh, and **she** is also a major babe, undisputably. Hope that cleared up a few things. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/116 "2001-03-26T23:46:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > I’d like to nominate/second/tenth the following hotchicks sup[/sup]: > > **Arden Ranger > Nocturne > The Mermaid > Medea’s Child > Poysyn > Anniz > Falcon > Purplebear** > > There are some I’m deliberately not naming. I challenge y’all to figure out who they are:) :eek: 😕 \*_BLUSH_ \* 😃 [hijack] As for the dissention: :eek: ☹ This is _exactly_ the kind of thing I’m talking about in my thread. Once was this would have stayed a fun thread, no hurt feelings, anger, whatever negative. It was taken in the spirit given, and no assumptions of evil were made. Do any of you think I really care whether or not I was nominated for this? Well, ok, maybe a little, all in good fun. But, as others have already said, the only person’s opinion I _really_ care about is my spouse, who loves me just the way I am. What ever happened to just having fun sometimes? Thank you very much for the nom. Paddy. \ Ssskuggiii is the main one, right? 😉 I’ll shut up now. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577/117 "2001-04-01T05:17:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Damn, you dance on a bar and make $3 while baring your navel ring, and you get NOTHING? > > Oh, wait, I’m a feminist. Pagents are just objectification of women, dammit. And that stance has nothing to do with the fact that I got NOTHING. \*\* Consider yourself nominated Swiddles! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperchick-paegeant/58577.md?page=5)