# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/1 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")
Since we’re getting properly politically incorrect with the sexiest Doper wimmins thread, with the resulting protests, it’s only fair we objectify the guys for a while. Since I know that I’m not a candidate AND wouldn’t know a good looking guy if he bit me on the ass (stop that, **SqrlCub**!) I will throw the floor open for nominations. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/2 "2001-03-20T04:43:54Z")
First an foremost is Turbo Dog. _ow quit poking me_. Now with that out of the way, him happy, and out of the computer room, I have a list! CruncyFrog… first person that made me feel welcome here, and he’s local, so I’m hoping for a lunch date soon since I fucked up the last one with him and Nymysis. Scylla… It was his damn Nazi Groundhog thread that brought me into the boards in the first place! Lindyhopper… as a newbie newer than me, has made me laugh a lot. Mercutio… Damn… I already own his ass but I gotta wait a few years to touch it. A Cross between between Esprix and Matt\_MCL. I know they are gay but they are both way too cute. The rest of the men here deserve to be nominated, but I’m limiting myself four and a half/half. I could list dozens, including Tristan, UncleBill, Beelzebub, Dantheman, just to name a few. Actually I can’t think of anyone that I wouldn’t put into the list, except a certain bunny guy. I like intelligent people. Make me think, and I’m yours. Damn I’m easy! But that’s why I came here in the first place! I crave stimulation. Mental that is… okay, physical too… anyway. I just hope Turbo doesn’t see this. I’ll have some explaining to do:) ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/3 "2001-03-20T04:53:00Z")
Damn. I have a list. dantheman, Dire Wolf, Crunchy Frog, ChiefScott, Euty, manhattan …[sub]damn, I mean… _damn_[/sub] Um…where was I? Oh, yeah… Scylla, Vestal Blue, UncleBill, Coldfire, Fenris and last but not least, dropzone. [I’m sure I forgot somebody in my Tequila induced haze] ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/4 "2001-03-20T04:59:09Z")
What’s crappy for the geese oughta be crappy for the…well, you know what I mean. My nominees are as follows: (ahem) I second the nomination for Crunchy Frog. He just puts the “sssssssss” in sexy. Plus, he’s a hoot. 🙂 Simetra. Talk about a young god-in-bloom! And abounding in wit and charm, as well. Ogre. He is simply delectably sultry, in a Mensa kinda way. The above 2 I can emphatically state are very sexy, brilliant men…as I have met them in person and a great time was had by all. I haven’t met Crunchy in person (yet) but I still harbor hope. I am reasonably certain there are hundreds of other divine and wonderfully bright men here (God knows I read enough of their posts to at least surmise) but I felt comfortable with these nominees mainly because I know what they look like, and because I have had more than a “posting” acquaintance with them. E-mail IS a bit more intimate, doncha think?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/5 "2001-03-20T04:59:36Z")
Uncle Bill for the beer run. Blur for calling me Lita. Crunchy Frgg just because. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/6 "2001-03-20T05:16:05Z")
[sub](note, the author of this post sincerely appreciates the mentions here, and this in no way detracts from his undying gratitude)[/sub] The BEER RUN? Oh you mean the part about licking the champagne off you, and the whipped cream thing. Not the actual liquor delivery. OK, that’s better. [false ingignant voice] This is so DESPICABLE [/false indignant voice] ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/7 "2001-03-20T05:24:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\* > Lindyhopper… as a newbie newer than me, has made me laugh a lot. > > \*\* Umm… :GULP!: I don’t think I’ve blushed quite so much since **TruePisces** gave me a smooch after like my 5th post. And _I_ made the short list? Geez, I’m completely fuddled. I can barely type straight. Twice now, I’ve nearly typed “f” instead of “g”. :checking the above poster’s name again just to make sure: Well, thank you. I’m honored beyond my wildest dreams. OK, I’ll stop now. I’m even embarassing myself. Seriously, **TM** , you scare me, but I like it. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/8 "2001-03-20T05:36:21Z")
Wow… One and a half votes (I’m not counting **Tequila** as a full vote, of course, but she DID mention me!)… And you people don’t even know me! How cool is that! :::::::::smooches **Arden** ::::::::::::::::::::::::: And there’s plenty more where THAT came from! Anyone else? Anyone? . . . Oh, drat. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/9 "2001-03-20T05:54:25Z")
Damn it again. I told you I’d forget someone! Add **iampunha** to my list of Sexy guys! [sub]I know I had a list but it’s damned embarrassing to forget one of your virtual spouses…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/10 "2001-03-20T05:54:45Z")
Thank you, **Tequila** , for the honorable mention… sadly, I think that you will be the only one to mention me, but that’s my fate, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/11 "2001-03-20T06:08:00Z")
Tris, honey, babe, SUGAR /uninsert James Wookds voice/ You deserve More than an “honorable mention”…but hey so do most of the males here! I adore ya to pieces if that helps ease your pain though. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/12 "2001-03-20T06:23:57Z")
Dammit, I thought we were gonna start a “Male Doper I’d Mostly Like to Screw” thread or “Male Dopers I’d Most Like to Have a 3-Way With” thread. Um, you know who you are. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/13 "2001-03-20T06:28:14Z")
Dammit, if **Shayna** would just post that picture of my ass on the people pages, I know I’d be all over this list. I’m a sexy bitch and I demand to be treated like a piece of meat for once! Don’t make me grovel. ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/14 "2001-03-20T06:36:10Z")
This isn’t a vote, per se, since I think all of the DoperGuys are intrinsically sexy, and I could never pick who was the sexiest. That said, I wanted to point out three of our resident hunks so that everyone can have a chance to revel in their sexiness. **Simetra** He can be innocently adorable, he can be sensuous, he gets me more hot and bothered that should be allowed. 😉 **Silky Threat** said it best: he’s a definite “young god-in-bloom.” **TwistofFate** What can I say? I have a weakness for attractive and charming Irishmen. On the rare occasions that I get a random e-mail from him, my heart goes all a-flutter. **Chef Troy** You have no idea how many times I’ve cursed myself for not being around for the [naughty love letters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348) thread… Any chance of resurrecting it? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/15 "2001-03-20T07:30:51Z")
I’ll second the vote for **LindyHopper** , too. (them dancers are always sexy. grrr! All I need to know, is does he dance Savoy style, or Hollywood style?) I’m also going to nominate **Fenris**. His sense of humor has brightened many a day, and of course, he’s an Iron Chef (makes my little pastry chef heart flutter). ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/16 "2001-03-20T13:57:58Z")
Wow, I got a mention by **TM**. That’s alot better than I’d hoped for… WOOHOO!!! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/17 "2001-03-20T14:37:37Z")
Depity, would you marry me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/18 "2001-03-20T14:44:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > **Matt\_MCL [is] way too cute.** :eek: Girl, whose website did you hit when you were looking for mine? ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/19 "2001-03-20T15:11:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Depity, would you marry me? 😉 \*\* Absolutely… as long as you buy me a nice ring, that is. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/20 "2001-03-20T15:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > Add **iampunha** to my list of Sexy guys! > \*\* Yippee-eiyo-keiyaiiiiii! I was waiting . . . and hoping . . . just hoping for that one person to mention my name. And your name came along and I thought to myself “she’ll nominate me . . . she likes me!” Then the end of that post came and went and I thought to myself “Nobody else who used to like me will post in here, so I won’t get nominated.” And I was a sad paddy. And then along comes Arden . . . wooooo-woowoo. That’s all I can remember from the song:) Hmm . . . guys to nominate. Well, as Falc said, **ex Tank** is a babe. Damn, even. And **Strainger** is, too, though I suspect he’s taken. I’ll fourth or fifth or whatever **Crunchy Frog** ’s nomination and nominate **dpr** in the same breath. And **SkySlash** has to have one of the most drool-inducing faces I’ve ever seen, And matt, you are too cute. TM isn’t dreaming, though I bet she wish she were;) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=2)