# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/21 "2001-03-20T16:28:37Z")
Since there can only be one _sexiest_, although many are sexy: I pick **Dire Wolf** for so many reasons, none of which I am going to list here. However, honourable mentions have to go out to **dpr** (for honesty and friendship) and **Mnementh** (something about a man with a Broadsword :D). ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/22 "2001-03-20T16:41:35Z")
I nominate LNO. He’s admission about Jerry Lewis had me laughing so hard I cried. Any man that funny is sexy to me. And I would like to second the Fenris nomination for the same reasons. Now any of those who want to strut by me to sway my vote, go right ahead! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/23 "2001-03-20T16:42:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*I’ll second the vote for **LindyHopper** , too. (them dancers are always sexy. grrr! All I need to know, is does he dance Savoy style, or Hollywood style?) > > \*\* Well, my instructor learned from Frankie Manning himself, so you make the call. 😉 Savoy, of course. And thanks for the second! :smooch: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/24 "2001-03-20T17:04:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MamaHen \* > \*\*Now any of those who want to strut by me to sway my vote, go right ahead! \*\* [::Struts::](http://www.geocities.conm/sdpeoplepages/iampunha.html) by MamaHen in an attempt to sway her vote ever so slightly. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/25 "2001-03-20T17:10:18Z")
[::Struts by MamaHen with the correct URL::](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/iampunha.html) Or you can just take the “n” out of “conm”. I fergot to preview. [sub]Does that count against me? It might not have helped had I previewed anyway[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/26 "2001-03-20T17:18:14Z")
Again, nobody mentions me! What am I, chopped liver? Having just met them, I have to agree that **Strainger** and **Ex Tank** are majorly handsome. **Thinksnow** could have me any day, once he gets over being straight. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/27 "2001-03-20T17:21:12Z")
You think you got it bad? I got dropped faster than a ham sandwich at a vegans convention! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/28 "2001-03-20T17:30:40Z")
Ok, you all make me sick!! This is disgusting, exclusionary, insulting, objectifying, and sexist! I can’t believe you would treat men as pieces of meat, as objects of purely sexual lust! [sub]also I wasn’t nominated. how come I can’t be treated as an object of sexual lust?[/sub] 😃 Only kidding. Carry on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/29 "2001-03-20T17:58:22Z")
Gotta give another one to **Crunchy** … The man **is** sex! Also voting for **UncleBill**'cause he was knows how to build up a girl’s ego. **LindyHopper** - Much the same reason. Brings a blush to my face every time! and **lurkernomore** - I read the pillow fight thread. I **KNOW**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/30 "2001-03-20T18:07:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Serendipity \* > **Chef Troy** You have no idea how many times I’ve cursed myself for not being around for the [naughty love letters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348) thread… Any chance of resurrecting it? 🙂 Wow, I really didn’t expect to see my name pop up in this thread… I’ve been posting so rarely lately that I figured I probably dropped off the radar screen. I’m glad my thread of semi-erotic mash notes, linked above, popped your clutch. I don’t know if I can bear to resurrect it, though… there are still several women in there that I’ve neglected, simply because I have so little time for such things these days. However, if I DO revive it, I promise you’ll be the first to know. In the meantime, everyone feel free to read what’s there and bombard me with praise. _grin_ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/31 "2001-03-20T18:16:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joe\_Cool \* > **how come I can’t be treated as an object of sexual lust?** Ah, the question central to Man’s existence. Why do we waste our time fawning over women, people who are, at best, condescending about our interest and, at worst, annoyed or even INSULTED by the attention? It’s almost enough to turn ya gay, sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/32 "2001-03-20T19:21:56Z")
Oh, I suppose I’ll nominate that new guy, \*\* Gambit \*\*, because sweet guys who try to pose as jerks are just SO cute! And \*\* Necros \*\* too, because I love dead things so much. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/33 "2001-03-20T19:26:26Z")
**Lux Fiat** gets my number one vote. Ladies, go look at his picture! Sheesh! Of course, his wry, bitter sense of humor and fabulous wit make me most crazy. But he also let me lick him, which buys him major Nacho points. **Coldfire** is first runner up. He makes me drool. I love how he perches so sexily in those shorts in his PP pic, and the man has brains AND an accent. Add in the fabulously funny **TwistofFate** and you have the sole reason I’m pinching pennies to save for the next EuroDope. Of course, I oppose this for ethical reasons. But I gotta give props where props is due, and thinking about these three keeps me up at night. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/34 "2001-03-20T19:52:26Z")
:: swoon :: Nominated by **Mauvaise** and **Arden Ranger** , two of the SD’s sexiest women! Excuse me while I howl! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/35 "2001-03-20T20:38:36Z")
My vote is now straying towards iampunha. He can strut, make me laugh and he’s topless…talk about a sexy! Now you are all going to have to excuse me while I wipe the drool off my monitor! ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/36 "2001-03-20T20:48:34Z")
Pezpunk looks around and sees that he is not the sexiest Doperguy or even a nominee for that matter. Realistically he has known this all along or at least since he saw **aloncist’s** picture of the peoplepages. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/37 "2001-03-20T20:52:14Z")
**’punha** is a hottie. That’s why I have him for a virtual hubby, **MamaHen**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/38 "2001-03-20T21:07:55Z")
Far be it for **Nacho4Sara** to give me any notice. Feh. Who needs her when you got yerself a Gen-u-ine **Arden Ranger** to keep you warm at night? Not I, sez iampunha! ::goes to help **Mamahen** wipe that monitor … wearing nothing but a towel:: Hey, if I’m a slut, at least I’m a helpful slut. ::thinking back to a month or two ago:: I was even, once upon a time, **FairyPrincessKitty** ’s plaything. And I tried to be the same for **AR** , but she gave me more than I can handle.::/thinking back to a month or two ago:: They say women are at their sexual peak in their 30s . . . they’re damn right:) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Turpentine_ > And Necros too, because I love dead things so much. You may want to get this looked into. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/39 "2001-03-20T21:13:08Z")
In no particular order: iampunha–cause he’s just so damn cute Jack Batty–he called me a heathen wench :sigh: Dire Wolf–knows how to use his-----tongue dantheman-sweet, bold and intoxicating–like a fine wine. Uncle Bill–He’s just so \*bad[/] Crunchy Frog–cute smile, riveting eyes and crunchy too. Watermelon Man–very cute, excellent taste in women. Arnold Winklereid–too cute, too French, plays hard to get Lusty Chef Troy–'nuf said Cold Fire-Icey Hot! Euty–He’s a cutie, ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/40 "2001-03-20T21:24:04Z")
Damn vB code, trying to hit preveiw & hit submit before I could mention, Dropzone–sexy & smart Thinksnow–tall & sexy and we can share jewelry soon. OK I think I’m done for now. (and still screwed up my last post.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=3)