# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/61 "2001-03-21T00:46:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*Now, I may be a guy, but I don’t see why that makes my opinion invalid (plus **iampunha** got to vote), so here goes: > **Crunchy Frog** - just because I’m enough of an egomaniacal, narcissistic ass to vote for myself. 😃 > \*\* Damn, I forgot about that. You’ll vote enough times for all us ladies. Can I take my vote for Crunchy back? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/62 "2001-03-21T00:56:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*You’ll vote enough times for all us ladies. Can I take my vote for Crunchy back? :eek: \*\* Ah yes, I should’ve known we’d hear from **TruePisces** , one of the few female Dopers who knows through emails and telephone conversations that I’m about as deep as a contact lens. I don’t think you should be allowed to take back a vote. Are you trying to say I no longer **am** sex? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/63 "2001-03-21T01:06:28Z")
\*\*dpr. dpr. dpr. dpr. dpr. dpr. dpr. dpr. thinksnow. thinksnow. thinksnow. thinksnow. thinksnow. thinksnow. thinksnow. thinksnow. Nen. Nen. Nen. Nen. Nen. Nen. Nen. Nen.\*\* Added votes for **Froggy** (I’m feeling better, btw. See you at Spiffled!), \*\*Morphy, android, my chat boys (which are Odie, Maxxie, Dyno, Flyp, Maeg, et al), Jailbait…er, I mean Monster, Omni **(who shot WAY up on my list today),** EutyBabe \*\*(my favourite mod)…um…I know I’m forgetting someone. I’ll get back to you when I remember whomever I’m forgetting. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/64 "2001-03-21T01:12:24Z")
… you were forgetting, but given the throes of passion you were in, it is understandable. ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/65 "2001-03-21T01:12:55Z")
Well, since Crunchy took a moment to vote, I think I will too 😉 First and formost, I’m voting for **iampunha** , the first doper to welcome me to the boards, back [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51010). Next, I’m voting for **Scylla** , cause he was insturmental in bringing me here. Finally, I’m voting for **Crunchy Frog** because 1) I’m a Python fan, and 2) He’s one nice person. [sub]and why, when I complained about the unPCness of the sexiest Doper girl am I participating here? Ummm… womens aren’t the only one’s who can change their mind, are they?[/sub] -Doug ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/66 "2001-03-21T01:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > **Ah yes, I should’ve known we’d hear from TruePisces, one of the few female Dopers who knows through emails and telephone conversations that I’m about as deep as a contact lens.** _nods head emphatically_ Uh-huh. And his mind is more one track than mine… and that’s saying a LOT. > [@](#): > > \*\*I don’t think you should be allowed to take back a vote. Are you trying to say I no longer **am** sex? 😉 \*\* I dunno… what are you gonna give me to keep my vote in? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/67 "2001-03-21T02:13:36Z")
I HAVE to nominate Jester. J-E-S-T-E-R. I want Jester. 😛 Also, Adam…eh, might as well ask for aha. I’m not even bothering to list Crunchy…b/c if I do, i’ll have to wait in line behind all the others who chose this wonderous amphibian. It’s just easier to pick you, Jes, you know? Kidding, kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/68 "2001-03-21T02:23:27Z")
I got mentioned twice! You know, I believe that may be the very first time I’ve ever been mentioned spontaneously in any MPSIMS flirt thread. Thank you, **SilkyThreat** and **Nocturne**. 🙂 Given the quality of babage, you guys that didn’t get mentioned by them should eat your hearts out! I may faint! ::swoons:: C’mon! You ladies wouldn’t let me fall, would you? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/69 "2001-03-21T02:38:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MamaHen \* > **I nominate LNO. He’s admission about Jerry Lewis had me laughing so hard I cried.** Yadda yadda yadda I’d like to thank the Academy yadda yadda yadda. Also, it completely blew my mind to be noticed - usually I’m just a drive-by wisecracker. I can die a happy man. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/70 "2001-03-21T02:46:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*dantheman-sweet, bold and intoxicating–like a fine wine. > \*\* I’ve always pictured myself as more of an Olde English 400, actually… Cheap and slightly dulled… 😃 But I welcome the vote! See, I KNEW that AOL Instant Messenger thread would come in handy! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/71 "2001-03-21T03:32:24Z")
Ogre, doll, I’d never let you fall! I want to make another nomination. During the several months I’ve been on this board, I’ve made quite a few friends, but there’s one I consider my best friend from the boards. We talk pretty much every day, from early in the afternoon until late at night. He always cheers me up. He’s really smart and really attractive and a true sweetheart, and deserves a lot more than just a mention in this thread. TheNerd, this is the best I can do, my man. I hope it goes a little towards repaying for you for everything. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/72 "2001-03-21T03:53:17Z")
Whee! I got nominated, I got nominated. And I barely had to beg at all. All you doper women who have said you like the tall skinny geek type, I’m your candidate. The fact that I also dress nicely and look pretty good (biased opinion) should also sway you, if you need swaying. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/73 "2001-03-21T05:21:42Z")
Okay, let’s see… **Goboy** , once again, you flatter me. IIRC, there is a picture of you in front of the Taj. Well, nothing like a well travelled man to take one “around the world.” Sadly, I’ve promised myself to **Doob** , should I ever turn to “the dark side,” as I currently call it, but that doesn’t mean I’d have to stay with him, I suppose. 😛 **Mermaid** , m’dear, yes, we will have to check on our ability to get stuck together, how-ever and where-ever we may. 'Course, I still haven’t seen anything as far as the funding for this weighty undertaking, so…we’ll have to wait and see [sub]or try a “before and after” scenario[/sub] **Nymy** …darlin’, you know I’m yours for the asking. Your own little country mouse. Seems I might have to wait in line with all your other flirty friends, though 😉 If only I could figure out a way to know if you really liked me…a laugh over drinks or a smile across a dinner table or simply mind-blowing, two-and-a-half CD sex would suffice, but you would never be so obvious with a signal like one of these, I’m sure. \ **Everyone else** , I’m pretty easy-going and adventurous. Give me a try and see. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/74 "2001-03-21T05:38:49Z")
I got named! Woooo! Now, if only I wasn’t 17… ::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/75 "2001-03-21T07:33:16Z")
In the spirit of all insomniacs everywhere, I nominate myself. I will continue to do this until I fall asleep at the keyboazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/76 "2001-03-21T07:48:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\* > Watermelon Man–very cute, excellent taste in women. > > \*\* :))) Feels good to be among the “also ran"s…and to be appreciated with such a fine talent as"excellent taste in women”!!! Thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/77 "2001-03-21T08:10:31Z")
Nacho, you are far too good to me. And such fine company you put me in! Keep it up. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/78 "2001-03-21T09:27:21Z")
Right, judging on looks alone, I ofcourse choose **iampunha** and having seen **SkySlash** ’s pic, I’d definately chjoose him too. And to complete the threesome, I nominate **Kilgore Trout** , although I haven’t seen him on the boards lately anymore. : : : : : : : : : : : [sub]Drifting off, fantasising about iampunha, SkySlash and Kilgore together…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/79 "2001-03-21T14:01:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*iampunha: Definitely, definitely gorgeous. > > Simetra: See iampunha.\*\* **Nocturne**. You so funny, you make-a me raff and raff. Well, at least I’m “pretty as a punha”. Whatever that means. **Silky** , nowhere, anywhere near a god, even one “to be”, but thanks for putting this smile on my face. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/80 "2001-03-21T14:32:58Z")
I will admit that there are men on this board who, sight unseen, I would in a heartbeat merrily jump and attempt to wear out. However, in the spirit of my ongoing curmudgeon-ness and apparent inability to let anyone have any fun, I refuse to name names. Actually, I refuse to name names because I have a finely-tuned self-preservation instinct. That’s not true, either. I’m just a wuss. So… **you, you,** and **you** have my vote, and **you guys** are just unilaterally hotter than hell anyhow. My. That was…freeing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=5)