# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/81 "2001-03-21T14:50:30Z")
H… You know you are a sweety aren’t you? He,_he_, **he** ,she, and he…well we all have a crush on you…or developing one. 🙂 And you have adequately proved that you could flirt the asses off everyone if you just bothered…but you are not interested… But you are also incapable of keeping a reasonably low profile either, I am afraid. Or am I putting my neck forward for some of the more action-filled types of entertainment here?? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/82 "2001-03-21T16:04:14Z")
Ohmigodohmygodomygod! I’m so excited to be here tonite! I want to express my deep and sincere gratitude to **Arden Ranger** , **JavaMaven1** and **MamaHen** for their insightful nomination. I’m flattered and humbled to accept. I’d like to thank all the little people who made this possible. I’d also like to thank the serial comma so that I don’t have to “…thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand”, and I’d like to… \ No wait! I have sooo many more people to thank! My gratitude is more important than your petty time schedule! \ But I have to at least thank my barber, Luigi, my 4th grade piano teacher Miss O’Mally and… \ As the audience applauds tepidly, a live mike picks up Fenris’s voice from off stage right as he says “**[sup]ALL the hot chicks dig guys who make 'em laugh![/sup]**”. A nationwide scandal ensues. In a telling interview, Fenris explains “I meant ‘hot chicks’ only in the most respectful of senses! I respect and admire womyn! Especially if they’re hot!..I mean…um…is this live?..[sub]shit[/sub]” “I’d be glad to be considered a hot chick by Fenris” JavaMaven1 is quoted as saying. Further updates as events warrant Fenris (a political prisoner in hiding) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/83 "2001-03-21T18:12:01Z")
::pops his head in:: No mentions. Oh well, back to work . . . Tripler Life goes on. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/84 "2001-03-21T18:21:23Z")
Dammit!! Preview, _preview, **preview!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/85 "2001-03-22T01:42:38Z")
**Tripler** , you do realize that **Hamadryad** was talking about you and me, right? I’m not sure who the third guy is; probably **John Corrado**. Now if I could just get the Port Authority of New York to send me the proceeds from that bridge I bought… 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/86 "2001-03-22T03:54:31Z")
First off, I’ll just say that I’m eternally greatful to **Zoggie** , my bestest friend on the boards. You all may have gotten alot of votes, but **I** got my name spelled out. So ha! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*I got named! Woooo! > > Now, if only I wasn’t 17… > > ::sigh:: \*\* Monster, I SO know where you’re coming from on this. We should go bar-hopping sometime. Errrr…juice bars, that is. S’mon, what do all you women say? Who’se up for a pair of only slightly illegal doper guys? Anyone? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Gambit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gambit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gambit)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/87 "2001-03-22T04:26:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Turpentine \* > \*\*Oh, I suppose I’ll nominate that new guy, \*\* Gambit \*\*, because sweet guys who try to pose as jerks are just SO cute! > And \*\* Necros \*\* too, because I love dead things so much. \*\* I’m terribly, terribly confused… (though it’s nice that I’ve been mentioned…) 🙂 Yep. Still terribly, terribly confused. ---
**Author:** ![Gambit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gambit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gambit)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/88 "2001-03-22T05:36:32Z")
Now I’m flattered… 😃 (I’ll go away, too.) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![straykat23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@straykat23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straykat23)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/89 "2001-03-22T05:48:14Z")
Iampunha, no doubt. Wish he were into old broads… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/90 "2001-03-22T06:24:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by straykat23 \* > \*\*Iampunha, no doubt. Wish he were into old broads… \*\* Well, now, straycat, that all depends on how old is “old”. Clearly **Arden Ranger** isn’t too old for me:) Nor are Falcon, purplebear, msrobyn, . . . 😃 This thread is a serious ego boost. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/91 "2001-03-22T06:55:20Z")
:o Robin ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/92 "2001-03-22T07:03:19Z")
Bizzare mental image /ON/ Iam standing in front of nearby mirror after reading flexing and singing ‘I feel pretty’ /OFF/ I gotta stop mixing Nyquil and Dayquil ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/93 "2001-03-22T07:30:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heath Doolin \* > **Bizzare mental image > /ON/ > Iam standing in front of nearby mirror after reading flexing and singing ‘I feel pretty’ > /OFF/** Hehehe . . . yeah, gotta stop mixing those. Besides, I don’t feel pretty any more. I feel like an attention slut:) msrobyn, I didn’t mean you were old, I meant you were old **er** than I am. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/94 "2001-03-22T08:18:15Z")
Once again, I have been denied my proper place in Studville. What do I have to do, dance naked for you guys? 😃 . ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/95 "2001-03-22T08:31:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thedoorsrule1045 \* > What do I have to do, dance naked for you guys? 😃 . You might try women first. Generally, they are more receptive 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/96 "2001-03-22T08:31:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > msrobyn, I didn’t mean you were old, I meant you were old **er** than I am. I was blushing at the flattery. This was the first time I’d opened this thread, and I saw my name mentioned 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/97 "2001-03-22T08:38:32Z")
> [@](#): > > You might try women first. Generally, they are more receptive 😃 \*\* Dude, do not make me whip the monster out, unless of course you have a 32 inch monitor 😉 . Ladies, any nominations for charming, sensitive men, like myself, for instance? I come cheap 😃 . ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/98 "2001-03-22T13:43:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thedoorsrule1045 \* > \*\*Once again, I have been denied my proper place in Studville. > > What do I have to do, dance naked for you guys? 😃 . \*\* Try posting a picture of one of your halves nude . . . that worked well for me:D Either that, or get yourself nominated for threadspotting a bunch of time (fenris and scylla) or start developing relationships with people on the board . . . three or four should do it. Then they’ll most likely nominate you. I did that, too. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/99 "2001-03-23T04:30:31Z")
Tristan Red Dragon StephenG dropzone blur Garfield MrKnowitall Silo Max Torque Dynosaur ;^) ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/100 "2001-03-23T05:57:28Z")
Wow… **Nymysys** and **Welfy** both mentioned me. How incredibly fortunate can one guy be? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=6)