# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/101 "2001-03-23T06:14:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \*  
> \*\*How incredibly fortunate can one guy be? \*\*

Check my last post on the first page for the answer to that question:-) This thread is such great sig material.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/102 "2001-03-23T13:07:48Z")

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Hmmm… no mention of me so far…

**Astrofiancee** when are you going to stop lurking and post here? The other Dopers would love to hear you opinion on stuff, and you could vote for me in threads like this!!

(if you’re worried about your English grammar, etc., e-mail it to me first! I’ll fix it!)

I have only one thing to say to you, **Astrofiancee** : Wussy!!! 😛

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/103 "2001-03-23T23:31:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\ ***Tripler** , you do realize that **Hamadryad** was talking about you and me, right? I’m not sure who the third guy is; probably **John Corrado**.
> 
> Now if I could just get the Port Authority of New York to send me the proceeds from that bridge I bought…  
> 🆒 \*\*

She was? Slipped by me! Of course, she always was the shy one. . .

You got a bridge too? So do I! Mine’s somewhere in Brooklyn.  
🙂

Tripler  
And I bought it for $2. What a deal!

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/104 "2001-03-24T07:37:41Z")

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And why, exactly, am I not being mentioned more in this thread? HMMM? \<tapping foot in patiently\>

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/105 "2001-03-24T08:08:43Z")

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Don’t feel bad Esprix, I don’t see my name here either and according to some, I am damn sexy.

I guess we can just be secure in knowing that and get by without the adoration and pandering other’s may seek.

Okay, it works for me…

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**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/106 "2001-03-24T15:18:37Z")

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Would it be extrememly cheesy and poor taste to nominate oneself?

Yes, it is? OK then. I nominate myself.

I can do this since I finally got a pic of myself on this board in another thread. Please excuse the other person in the pic as she won’t qualify for this thread.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64734](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64734)

And if I am not even in the running, forgive me.

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/107 "2001-03-24T18:04:59Z")

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Sexy=Drachillix

and Gambit is as cute as a bug

and I still love the name Baloo…

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/108 "2001-03-24T18:15:01Z")

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Looks like I’ll have to nominate myself as well, since I only seemed to have gotten honorable mention in anybody else’s list. ☹

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/109 "2001-03-24T18:24:07Z")

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But Euty, _I_ haven’t posted here.

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**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/110 "2001-03-24T19:03:17Z")

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**Esprix**

Did you somehow miss the fact you got nominated in the second message to be posted to this thread, making you one of the absolute first men mentioned here?

_as posted by **Tequila Mockingbird** _

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> A Cross between between **Esprix** and **Matt\_MCL**. I know they are gay but they are both way too cute.

Then on page two, you got nominated by **Crunchy Frog**

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> As I’ve said before, **Esprix** is a good-looking guy, and I’ll say it again. In fact I just did.

and seconded by **iampunha**

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> I’ll second the votes for **Esprix** ,

So, what, you need a vote on page 3 too? Soak in the admiration for a bit then get off your butt and post your nominations, the world’s just waiting with tremendous anticipation to see who you see as Sexiest DoperGuy nominees!

-Doug[sub]who hasn’t gotten nominated yet.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/111 "2001-03-24T19:40:05Z")

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Dublos is cute in an “if I’m nice for long enough, people will like me” kind of way.

I haven’t seen pics of him yet, so I can’t vouch for the physical side. I am open to remedying that, however:D

Esprix, dude, did you read like every other post or something? Do a search for your name in this thread and you’ll discover people have been mentioning you:)

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**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/112 "2001-03-24T20:09:40Z")

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And here I thought I had already linked my yahoo photo album to my profile… silly me, I hadn’t!

Well, that’s recitfied… so, take a gander if you choose.

-Doug

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/113 "2001-03-24T20:39:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
> \*\*Looks like I’ll have to nominate myself as well, since I only seemed to have gotten honorable mention in anybody else’s list. ☹ \*\*

Daaaaaaaaaaamn, EutyBabe. My vote just isn’t good enough for you, eh? Teaches me how important I am. \<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/114 "2001-03-24T21:40:14Z")

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Well, I didn’t post on here for fear of looking like a hypocrite, but to hell with it! 🙂

Lessee, who are mine…

**Esprix** , just because I have to. 😉 You know I loves ya, babe.

**Tripler** - he’s sexy, fun, caring, and I love him to pieces. Even if he IS a dork.

**dpr** - for being caring and one of the best friends I have. _hugs_

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/115 "2001-03-24T22:03:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
> \*\*Looks like I’ll have to nominate myself as well, since I only seemed to have gotten honorable mention in anybody else’s list. ☹ \*\*

Hey! I voted for you on page one!

Sheesh. I knew he didn’t read my posts. ☹

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/116 "2001-03-24T22:11:06Z")

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Wow, I’ve been nominated by two…um…_guys_. What the hell, I can take a compliment. Whoo-hoo! Thanks guys!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/117 "2001-03-24T22:12:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
> \*\*Looks like I’ll have to nominate myself as well, since I only seemed to have gotten honorable mention in anybody else’s list. ☹ \*\*

:tapping finger on the monitor and pointed at her previous post of nominations:

I nominated you. I shortened it to Euty- cause it rhynmed with cutie, I couldn’ thing of anything that rhymed with the 'chus, or 55. 😃

hmph.

The nomination still stands.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/118 "2001-03-24T22:16:20Z")

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Nobody loves me (except **Arden** ),  
Everybody hates me (except **Arden** ),  
Gonna eat some worms and die…

(I read your posts…)

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/119 "2001-03-24T22:18:09Z")

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Wow I got a few nominations too. Fantastic. Thanks y’all.

_hugs_ &  
_kisses_ (for the ladies :))

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**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/120 "2001-03-24T23:18:14Z")

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My vote is for Jester. He’s one sexy… \<burst into laughter\> I can’t say it… I just can’t! I’m sorry honey, I know I promised you I’d post this, but…

Oops! Was I not supposed to say that? \<sweet smile\>

But seriously, folks, he is a sweety and he brought me soup today because I was sick. He deserves more support!!  
(That better?)

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