# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/121 "2001-03-25T01:15:00Z")

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Personally, I think begging for votes is pathetic.

If you vote for me and show up at the Portland Mini-Dopefest on the 31st, I’ll buy you a beer! 😃

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/122 "2001-03-25T01:33:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*Nobody loves me (except **Arden** ),  
> Everybody hates me (except **Arden** ),  
> Gonna eat some worms and die…
> 
> (I read your posts…) \*\*

No, no! Don’t eat worms! Where did I say I hated you?? It’s a viscious lie!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/123 "2001-03-25T01:51:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*No, no! Don’t eat worms! Where did I say I hated you?? It’s a viscious lie! \*\*

Um… **Arden** , he said everyone hated him _except_ you, darlin… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/124 "2001-03-25T02:03:11Z")

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Ooops. That’ll teach me to post too fast while I’m drinking!

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/125 "2001-03-25T07:42:35Z")

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No, no - I saw I’d been mentioned; I was just commenting that I hadn’t been mentioned _enough_. 😃

Esprix

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/126 "2001-03-25T07:51:03Z")

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**Euty** , sweetheart, we thought you knew that it is generally understood that this is “officially” _The **Second** Sexiest DoperGuy_ contest–you _know_ you’re always the first! 😉

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/127 "2001-03-25T08:26:56Z")

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Boy, this is a long line. What’s it for? I wonder who’s behind me?

Oh… nobody. Just a long line of men in front of me.

I hope there’s still something interesting happening when it gets to be my turn.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/128 "2001-03-25T10:00:31Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Esprix** _  
> No, no - I saw I’d been mentioned; I was just commenting that I hadn’t been mentioned _enough_. 😃

Oy . . . such a prima donna! 😉

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/129 "2001-03-25T18:49:04Z")

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I can only speak for Dopers whom I have actually met, but I must say that **QuickSilver** is pretty cute. Of course, I’m happily married and so is he. Nonetheless, cute is cute and I believe I would have considered making a play for him had circumstances been otherwise.

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/130 "2001-03-25T18:55:49Z")

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And, I will add a female’s voice to the two votes that **Strainger** already got. He is rather cute. Although, I believe that he already had empirical proof that the occasional random female Doper finds him attractive.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/131 "2001-03-25T20:26:59Z")

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All the Doper guys are sexy in their own unique ways, but IMNSHO, _the_ sexiest man alive is my [Spiny Norman](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/spiny_norman.html).

Yeah, I’m partial. So sue me. 🙂

_ **sigh** _

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I’m the luckiest woman in the world!  
[Click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1207530#post1207530) to find out why.

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/132 "2001-03-25T20:42:25Z")

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::: pops in, reads **Shayna’s** nomination, blushes beet red :::

Thanks so much, Sweetie. \<smooooch\> - hey, stop making those faces, everyone. No ? Well, then continue making them, see if I care. \<smooooooch again\>

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/133 "2001-03-25T21:58:29Z")

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I have debated about posting to this thread because there are so many fine, sexy men on here. How could I possibly limit my nomination to one or even just a few? Impossible! I will however, in all fairness, have to mention a few faves. Please keep in mind gentlemen that this list is in no way complete, nor is it in any particular order.

**Mr Bear** \<darling hubby, _major_ hunk, I could lose myself in your eyes\>  
Dopers that I’ve met:  
**Vestal Blue** \<dearest friend I’ve ever had, and my Knight with the bright sword, tall hunk too\>  
**pipefitter** \<'nother dear friend, tall, cute\>  
**TheNerd** \<yes, dear, you. I’m really sorry I missed lunch with you.\>  
**Irishman** \<sweetie, gentleman, good dancer\>  
**robgruver** \<you still owe me a dance too!\>  
**Chef Troy** \<I _did_ get one of those amazing mash notes. But he still owes one, don’t you, dear? ;)\>  
**Psiekier** \<MMmmmmm… _major_ eye candy, and sweet too\>  
**JimB** \<adorable eyes, almost as big a flirt as Cheffie\>  
**lurkernomore** \<tall, cute, sweet, what’s not to like?\>  
Dopers I chat with:  
**dpr** \<aussie, sweet heart, good friend, can’t wait to meet you in person\>  
**Coldfire** \<need I say more? **drool** \>  
**weirddave** \< just 'cuz you’re so sweet and funny\>  
**Paddy** \<you’re as sweet inside as you are delectable out, and don’t let anyone tell you different, and Bluebear agrees\>  
**Garfield** \<kind soul, much older than your years\>  
**Ad Noctum** \<big flirt with me, until he discovered my daughter Bluebear :p\>  
Dopers who have caught my attention for whatever reason:  
**Crunchy Frog** \<still love ya, even if you don’t email me anymore. _pout_\>  
**dropzone** \<for all the sweet things you’ve said\>  
**ChiefScott** \<one of the biggest flirts on here, and cute too! C’mere, sailor…\>  
**Ogre** \<one of the sweetest, cutest beasties on here; gives great hugs\>  
**Silo** \<_drool_ that’s all I have to say ;)\>  
**Mnementh** \<gotta love a sweet dragon who is a knight too\>  
One more I must mention, since I just saw his pic. Thanks **Shayna** , for sharing that much of him.  
**Spiny Norman** ::swoons:: _drools_  
Okay, Okay, I’ll stop. Still so many I haven’t mentioned though.

**Porcupine** , I quite agree with something you said. To paraphrase: ‘Male Doper I’d like Most to Screw’. Only I’m married, so I wouldn’t have dared posted to that anyway. _Sigh_ 🙂

**thedoorsrule1045** , works for me. I’m ready, you can dance anytime. Oh, and, please elucidate for me. Just what did you mean by ‘whip the monster out’? 😉

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/134 "2001-03-26T00:47:05Z")

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I made it on Welfy’s list! Whoo to the Hoo!!

Mmmmmm… Welfness…

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/135 "2001-03-26T00:56:00Z")

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Dammit, even kissing ass didn’t get me mentioned in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/136 "2001-03-26T01:01:05Z")

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> _Originally posted by purplebear_
> 
> One more I must mention, since I just saw his pic. Thanks **Shayna** , for sharing that much of him.  
> **Spiny Norman** ::swoons:: _drools_  
> Okay, Okay, I’ll stop.

Yeah, you’d _better_ stop or you’ll have me to answer to. **Hands off!** And if you think I’m sharing any more of him, you’ve got another thing coming. 😉

I just emailed you some more pics, sweetie - check your inbox. 😃

And **Spiny** , love, \<kisses back - mwaaaaaaaaah\>.

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I’m the luckiest woman in the world!  
[Click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1207530#post1207530) to find out why.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/137 "2001-03-26T01:13:21Z")

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_passes the buckets around_

Anybody else feel kinda awkward at the sight of all this public affection? RAAAAAALPH!!! 🙂

[sub]Thanks for the nomination, **PurpleBear**![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/138 "2001-03-26T01:13:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> \*\* Oh, and, please elucidate for me. Just what did you mean by ‘whip the monster out’? 😉 \*\*

I thought it was clear. Apparently euphemisms aren’t as easily understood as I thought. Let’s just say that Johnny Holmes has nothing on me, and leave it at that 😉 .

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**Author:** ![Gambit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gambit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gambit)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/139 "2001-03-26T03:41:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cyn \*  
> \*\*Sexy=Drachillix
> 
> and Gambit is as cute as a bug
> 
> and I still love the name Baloo… \*\*

:o

I don’t know what to say for this…been mentioned twice so far. Just plain flattered right now. 😃

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/140 "2001-03-26T04:08:37Z")

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Wow! I made hardygrrl’s list and Welfy’s list. I feel like I’ve finally made it!

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