# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/141 "2001-03-26T22:57:00Z")
Oh, Arden darlin’, don’t waste any more time with that super-annuated swabbie; have you forgotten about my joystick so soon? Thanks for nominating me! and Purp, what can I say _blush_ Have sword and Springfield, will travel! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/142 "2001-03-26T23:03:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vestal Blue \* > \*\*Oh, Arden darlin’, don’t waste any more time with that super-annuated swabbie; have you forgotten about my joystick so soon? \*\* Hardly. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/143 "2001-03-26T23:16:53Z")
Dagnabit! This thread’s been invaded by the Cool People! [runs away, redfaced… Can’t compete with the Cool People…] ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/144 "2001-03-26T23:44:20Z")
So I go to console **Tripler** , because neither of us ever got mentioned in this thread. And **Falcon** , _who knows me IRL_, nominates him. And, of course, not me. Just a minor omission there. I’ll get over it. Someday. Coldie, which door do you take to get to the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/145 "2001-03-27T00:16:07Z")
I hereby nominomate Grok. He is really awesum. I saw his pikture on the Peeple Pages and he is way hot. I think its cool that he is an pilot… OK, ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT! IT’S REALLY ME - GROK!!! I’M POSTING THIS MESSAGE UNDER MY GIRLFRIEND’S ACCOUNT!!! WHY WON’T ANYBODY NOMINATE ME?! I’M SO ASHAMED!!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/146 "2001-03-27T00:20:51Z")
Eeep! You know I love you, Poly!!! 🙂 (Why do I have this feeling that I’m now damned to hell?) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/147 "2001-03-27T00:55:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creaky \* > \*\*WHY WON’T ANYBODY NOMINATE ME?! > > I’M SO ASHAMED!!! > > \*\* Because it’s clear, from the title of your post, that you are actually none other than George “W” Bush. Puh-leaze! Who else would spell nomimate “nominomate”? It’s already got an E at the end, which precludes Dan Quayle from misspellling/pronouncing it. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/148 "2001-03-27T01:03:32Z")
Okay, Grok. You’re the second nicest guy I’ve ever met whose handle is based on a Heinlein neologism. (After Tanstaafl, who used to post on AOL’s predecessor board twelve years ago.) Feel better now? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/149 "2001-03-27T03:10:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*Okay, Grok. > > You’re the second nicest guy I’ve ever met whose handle is based on a Heinlein neologism. (After Tanstaafl, who used to post on AOL’s predecessor board twelve years ago.) > > Feel better now? 🙂 \*\* _sniff_ Yes, thank you. Feel better. Uh huh. _Slowly uncurls from fetal position, asks GF for sip of water and blankie_ ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/150 "2001-03-27T16:27:35Z")
I want to thank you for nominating me Purp, at least I am on someones list (even though I am not really that sexy). I guess I just have to post some more, but it’s so hard to get here with my brother’s puter (he doesn’t like cookies). But also I posted to let you all know that I’m still alive and flirting!!! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/151 "2001-03-27T19:01:54Z")
**Totoro** , my dear. I’m so sorry. But, you see, you _were_, didn’t you read my post? Go look again, you’re one of the ones I didn’t have room to mention. 🙂 **Shayna** said: Yeah, you’d _better_ stop or you’ll have me to answer to. **Hands off!** And if you think I’m sharing any more of him, you’ve got another thing coming. 😉 I just emailed you some more pics, sweetie - check your inbox. 😃 Oh, darn. _Big Exaggerated Sigh_ Oh, well. I’ll get over it, I suppose. 😛 And, thanks for the pics! You’re just as beautiful as he is handsome, you look so good together. You’re more than welcome, **Coldy**. With legs like that, who wouldn’t??? 😉 **thedoorsrule1045** said: I thought it was clear. Apparently euphemisms aren’t as easily understood as I thought. Let’s just say that Johnny Holmes has nothing on me, and leave it at that ;). :eek: 😃 \ [VB], my dear friend, you’re most welcome, anytime. I know you’ll come to my rescue, as you have many times before, anytime I need you. That’s what makes you such a dear friend. \ **dantheman** said: Dagnabit! This thread’s been invaded by the Cool People! [runs away, redfaced… Can’t compete with the Cool People…] Oh, yes, you _can_! Now, get your cute tush back here! 🙂 _Ahem!_ **Polycarp** , let me point out my post again; where I say there are many I couldn’t name for space. You and **Tripler** both. You’re more than welcome, my dear **pipefitter**. And, it’s good to see you back on the board, if only occasionally. And I have it on good authority that you _are_ sexy, so there! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/152 "2001-03-27T20:10:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*So I go to console **Tripler** , because neither of us ever got mentioned in this thread. > > And **Falcon** , _who knows me IRL_, nominates him. > > And, of course, not me. > > Just a minor omission there. > > I’ll get over it. > > Someday. > > Coldie, which door do you take to get to the Pit? > \*\* S’alright, Poly; she didn’t nominate me, either! and after all we’ve been through, my favourite sassy bird n’all… Here; let me hold the door open for you! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/153 "2001-03-27T22:00:57Z")
ARGH! I’m sorry, VB…forgive me? _bats eyelashes_ That does it. I’m never posting in one of these threads again, if only to avoid the list of people who whine! 😉 (And I’m glad yer posting again, hon. _smooch_) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/154 "2001-03-27T22:03:01Z")
And not just any list, but _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list. And not just anyone’s _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list, but **PurpleBear** ’s _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list. Thanks, sweety. I knew buying you that bottle of champagne was get me something. [sub][sup]Being on this list wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. Maybe I should have bought two.[/sup][/sub] Jim ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/155 "2001-03-28T00:06:52Z")
:: just leans back and watches :: Damn. I’m getting fought over. Like, wow. 🆒 Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/156 "2001-03-28T00:11:23Z")
**Saint Zero.** But i’m sincerely biased. I married the sexiest man alive. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/157 "2001-03-28T00:24:01Z")
Aww… I got mentioned! Thanks Babe! ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/158 "2001-03-28T04:03:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > You’re more than welcome, my dear **pipefitter**. And, it’s good to see you back on the board, if only occasionally. And I have it on good authority that you _are_ sexy, so there! 😛 > > \*\* OK Purp, which blind person is your good authority! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/159 "2001-03-28T04:27:49Z")
I have to repeat myself…please don’t throw things… Blur…how many nights have I stayed up way later than I should talking wrestling with you on email? Any man would fantasy book matches with me and Jeff Hardy gets my vote. Uncle Bill…again with the emails…you said something once that really impressed me and made me want to meet you IRL sooooo bad (and no i wasn’t the sleeping attire or the what you want to do with my bare floors…but those didn’t hurt:) ) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/160 "2001-03-28T06:42:54Z")
This board is **teeming** with sexy men, and I wouldn’t want to have to choose one. It would have to be at LEAST a 20-way tie for second place. I’m not going to name names, you know who you are. Of course, there is really only one choice for the crown, and I should know…I married him! [sub]well, virtually, anyway[/sub] Hail to thee, **Euty!** Hands down the sexiest man I know! [sub] Beth, Cristi…if THAT doesn’t get us a hot tub, I don’t know what will![/sub] 🙂 Scotti [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675.md?page=9)