# Sexiest DoperGuy Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675 "2001-03-20T04:27:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/161 "2001-03-28T16:36:47Z")

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Well, I _think_ that **Deiket’s** nomination was good…maybe.

Thanks, hon. I’m glad to know that I can count on you for support. :rolleyes:

\<Reads **purplebears** huge, lengthy list of guys one more time, hoping vainly\>

Not gonna whine…not gonna whine…I’m NOT gonna whine!

Maybe…

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**Author:** ![Runadoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Runadoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runadoc)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/162 "2001-03-28T18:08:08Z")

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I second “Purplebear’s vote” for JimB, he has a wonderful sense of humor, is very witty and it helps that he is easy on the eyes.;)🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/163 "2001-03-28T18:08:56Z")

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So I was thinking, and looking at the new people pages, and I have some additions to my list. (Poly and VB? Consider yerselves already added.) 🙂

**Twisty** - Oh lord have mercy… You SURE you can’t come over to the States for some reason?  
**pipefitter** - a dear friend, and a cutie. I’m glad I got to meet you. And glad to see you back around here!  
**poopah chalupa** - _hugs_ Thank you for being a dear friend.

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/164 "2001-03-28T18:19:25Z")

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Thank you Falcon, very nice to have met you also, you are a very sweet lady, hope to be able to see you again.

BTW How much did purp pay you? 😉 lol

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/165 "2001-03-28T19:01:35Z")

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**JimB** said: **Wow, I made it on a list.**  
And not just any list, but _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list.  
And not just anyone’s _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list, but **PurpleBear** ’s _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list.

Thanks, sweety. I knew buying you that bottle of champagne was get me something.  
[sup]Being on this list wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. Maybe I should have bought two.[/sup]

_BLUSH_ You’re most welcome, anytime. I know what you really had in mind, I wasn’t _that_ drunk! Like what you whispered in my ear a couple of times… 😉 But, you already know my answer, since I’m quite happily married to **Mr Bear**. You’re still a cute guy, and I see that **Runadoc** agrees, for the same reasons I do.

**Twisty** , you know you’re my favorite Irishman. When are you going to come here, like **Falcon** wants also?

**Pipefitter** , as you can see, I’m not the only one, and I’m no more blind than you are! The other cute wimmens will have to speak for themselves, I’m not a tattler. 😛  
**HUMMPH!** I most certainly did NOT pay her to say that!

**Jester**!! My dear sweetie! How did I miss you? You know I luv ya. You’re in that part of my post where I say ‘I’m leaving out a lot of names’. _smoooch_ Forgive me?

☹ See? This is what I was afraid of. I’d miss someone important. There are just too many of you hunks on here to pick only one. I adore all of you, for one reason or another. And, **Euty** , you know you’re always on my list too, especially for the wonderful, sweet things you say about all of us women. Being cute doesn’t hurt you either. 😉

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/166 "2001-03-28T20:26:53Z")

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**PurpleBear** said: \<\< I know what you really had in mind, I wasn’t that drunk! Like what you whispered in my ear a couple of times… But, you already know my answer, since I’m quite happily married to Mr Bear. \>\>

Why, **PB** (she hates to be called **P** eanut **B** utter), you know they were just responses to what you were whispering in _my_ ear. I knew that little thing you have going on with **Mr. Bear** would get in the way, that’s why I didn’t take your, uh, advances too seriously.  
[sup][sub](She’s gonna kill me for this one.)[/sub][/sup]

And **Runadoc** , thank you. Checking [this](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/runadoc.html) out, you’re _quite pleasing_ to the eye yourself.

Jim

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/167 "2001-03-29T08:13:54Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> \*\ ***JimB** said: **Wow, I made it on a list.**  
> And not just any list, but _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list.  
> And not just anyone’s _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list, but **PurpleBear** ’s _Sexiest DoperGuy_ list.
> 
> Thanks, sweety. I knew buying you that bottle of champagne was get me something.  
> are you going to come here, like **Falcon** wants also?
> 
> **Pipefitter** , as you can see, I’m not the only one, and I’m no more blind than you are! The other cute wimmens will have to speak for themselves, I’m not a tattler. 😛  
> **HUMMPH!** I most certainly did NOT pay her to say that!
> 
> I don’t know purp…seeing you take bribes like the one above, I’m sure you can give them out also…btw can’t you get anyone else to accept your bribes…so far it’s only Falcon (she must have bveen the easy one)!
> 
> \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/168 "2001-03-29T19:50:37Z")

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Looks like some forget too soon. Guess I’ll have to do my own stumping (shtupping?).

See, I went to this SDMB holiday party a couple’a months back…

and I had a

[really](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=959752),

[really](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=960623),

[really](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=960678),

[really](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=979381),

[really](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=980325) good time there.

Now, are we here to vote merely on the basis of looks? If so, I’ll take my Michelangelo-sculpted torso, tuck it under my arm and sidle out the back door (or backle out the side door, whichever fickles your tancy).

BUT… if the above instances display a sexiness of attitude that could be taken into consideration here then I respectfully submit them for you ladies’ consideration.

Along with lond, deep, soul-stirring kisses, wrapped in passionate embraces…  
[sub]As an aside, WHY am I not seeing any party-threads like that one any more? Am I just not looking in the right threads? or has my invitation been “lost in the mail”? [/sub]

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-doperguy-thread/58675/169 "2001-03-30T15:51:22Z")

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Things never change - **Nachos4Sara** , my fiancee, fails to nominate me. I have gotta go buy that Rogaine.

Sua

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