# Sexiest Video Game Character?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 24, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059 "2006-04-24T22:17:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/81 "2011-08-15T20:24:05Z")

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\<3\<3\<3\<3\<3 Weighted Companion Cube \<3\<3\<3\<3\<3

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/82 "2011-08-15T20:31:32Z")

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**KRYSTAL!**  
[http://www.gemakei.com/media/albums/userpics/10006/furryForKrystal.jpg](http://www.gemakei.com/media/albums/userpics/10006/furryForKrystal.jpg)

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**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/83 "2011-08-15T23:24:52Z")

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I was so excited to see this thread, and then realized I was [post 44](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7337914&postcount=44). So I’m gonna have to update the list.

I won’t lie, my biggest game obsession over the last 5 years has been Warcraft. I do have crushes on [Illidan](http://www.narragansett.k12.ri.us/NHS/computer/Second_Semester_07-08/second_semester-2008_period_6A/Steven_Buchanan_WoW_Site/images/before-illidan-pre.jpg) and [Kael’thas](http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/081/c/4/kaelthas_by_Mao718.jpg) and I still have no idea what Blizzard did to his chin in the official BC art. And I’m just going to stop here before I make even more of a fool of myself.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/84 "2011-08-16T00:04:08Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> [Squall](http://shrines.rpgclassics.com/psx/ff8/goodies/wallp2.jpg) and [Irvine](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_czi73jal4lo/TUnnQtK5vWI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/VCd6e-zDODs/s320/irvine.jpg), although the latter’s personality causes him to lose some points. FF8 definitely had the most masculine guys of the series.

Hrm. Ward and Seifer, I can see, but those two aren’t really good examples…

Speaking of FF, [Balthier](http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/0/0a/Balthier-ffxii-render.png), and [Fran](http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/5/55/Fran.jpg) (warning, seriously MASSIVE image) from FFXII should be added to my list. (In fact all the Viera. They are a very, very sexy species… But Fran’s the only playable one in FFXII.) I…uh…had a tendency to set the camera angle a bit…low when I had either of them in the party. \<\_\<

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/85 "2011-08-16T00:55:17Z")

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Ward? WARD? Don’t you mean Laguna? And I still love Squall best of all. I quit playing FF after FFX, though. Between Tidus being a whiny bitch, and Yuna being such a goody two shoes willing to sacrifice herself before she’s even lived as an adult, well…I didn’t like many of the PCs or the villains. A pity, too, because I think that X had some great things going for it.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/86 "2011-08-16T01:02:02Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> Ward? WARD? Don’t you mean Laguna?

Nah, Laguna’s a pretty boy - not near so much as Kiros, granted, but he’s a pretty boy nonetheless. Ward is so manly Kiros gets butched up by association.

It occurs now, though my post could be misread as denying the attractiveness of those two…while I don’t find Squall terribly attractive, that wasn’t actually what I was commenting on - it was the ‘most masculine men in the series’ bit.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/87 "2011-08-16T01:15:24Z")

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That said, Ward is kind of hot in his way. (Also, I totally 'shipped Ward/Kiros.)

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video-game-character/354059/88 "2011-08-16T01:40:22Z")

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OK, I can see Ward watching sports on TV, smoking a pungent cigar, and training his dog to fetch him another beer from the fridge. Yes, he’s the most masculine guy, I think. Most of the FF males are really, really pretty. Even the ones that are supposed to be tough guys. And even if they are wielding Very Big Swords.

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