# Sexiest video **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 26, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242 "2019-08-26T02:38:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/1 "2019-08-26T02:38:31Z")
And i don’t even particularly mean “Hottest girl or guy in video”…though if you want to use that criteria go right ahead. I just think the overall vibe of this video is steaming hot with sex, and young love. [I Drove All Night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5N9IHqqGcA) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/2 "2019-08-26T03:04:19Z")
The pictures are pretty. Roy Orbison kinda creeps up the vibe for me, though. He’s one weird looking guy. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/3 "2019-08-26T03:11:33Z")
When I was, oh, about 13, there was a broadcast TV channel here briefly in Chicago somewhere on the UHF dial around the 20s (maybe 23?) that had dial-in requests for videos. There was a certain song that got no radio play around here, but almost non-stop video play on that TV station. [Dis-moi, dis-moi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDpR5jTmqs) by Mitsou. (Warning: some nudity.) Oh boy, did that have everything for a young pubescent boy (or gir)l, no matter your sexual orientation. And on broadcast TV! (We didn’t have any of that cable stuff growing up!) ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/4 "2019-08-26T03:13:36Z")
I will go for the Joan Jett video of her cover of the Replacements’ “Androgynous.” [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7dFu727az3o/hqdefault.jpg "Androgynous - 2007") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dFu727az3o) ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/5 "2019-08-26T03:13:58Z")
This video made me do what it demanded… [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wv-34w8kGPM/maxresdefault.jpg "Divinyls - I Touch Myself (Official Music Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM) ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/6 "2019-08-26T03:19:23Z")
**Pulykamell:**. Holy smokes. You certainly beat ME for decadence. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/7 "2019-08-26T03:20:41Z")
[Wicked Game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlJew-Dw87I) by Chris Isaak, dir. Herb Ritts. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/8 "2019-08-26T03:21:36Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > This video made me do what it demanded… > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM) Haha. Knew what it was just from your description…well that and the Mitsou videohad me pondering it. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/9 "2019-08-26T03:28:12Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > This video made me do what it demanded… > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM) Before I clicked on the link, my guess was [Come On Eileen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwge9wc-eI) which, come to think of it, was only mildly sexy… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/10 "2019-08-26T03:33:33Z")
First one that came to mind was the video for Stone Temple Pilots’ [“Sour Girl”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxS4lqppZ6Y). Yeah, the bunnies are a bit disturbing, but Sarah Michelle Gellar draping herself all over a rather buff Scott Weiland…whew. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/11 "2019-08-26T03:35:55Z")
I seem to recall that Paula Abdul’s [_Cold Hearted_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw) came out around the same time as Madonna’s _Justify My Love_ and while the latter got more press for being controversial, I think the former is far sexier and less artsy. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/12 "2019-08-26T03:53:28Z")
Jack Johnson had a sexy video for “Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction” in the 80s. But it was very cheesy and seems to have been replaced with a tame one. The original isn’t on YouTube(?), though I didn’t spend much time looking. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/13 "2019-08-26T04:55:17Z")
My nominee would be “Wicked Game,” as well (though Pulykamell’s video blows that away :eek: ). A couple of other sexy ones that I like, which haven’t been mentioned yet: George Michael - “[Freedom '90](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A)” Pitbull - “[Fireball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqgVXSvwGo)” Lene - “[It’s Your Duty (To Shake That Booty)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEyRg5mXLAQ)” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/14 "2019-08-26T05:04:29Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The pictures are pretty. Roy Orbison kinda creeps up the vibe for me, though. He’s one weird looking guy. The couple in the video are Jason Priestly and Jennifer Connelly. 😃 And, yeah, Roy wasn’t a looker. His version of the song was released several years after he died, and, as far as I know, he never performed it live (or on video), so the clips of him in that video are likely taken from other recordings. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/15 "2019-08-26T05:46:51Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I seem to recall that Paula Abdul’s [_Cold Hearted_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw) came out around the same time as Madonna’s _Justify My Love_ and while the latter got more press for being controversial, I think the former is far sexier and less artsy. But it loses points for being a rip-off of _All That Jazz_. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/16 "2019-08-26T05:49:26Z")
I’m picking a classic: [“Addicted to Love” by Robert Palmer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE) ---
**Author:** ![Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/les_espaces_du_sommeil/32/308_2.png) [@Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Les_Espaces_Du_Sommeil)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/17 "2019-08-26T08:45:23Z")
The answer is **Sabrina** ’s _Boy, boys, boys_, which I’m not going to link to because it’s very obviously NSFW. Perhaps that one is bit too much on the… nose, though. Anyways, the video made me realize the perils of wearing a bikini top that’s a few sizes too small, although that didn’t seem to bother her. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/18 "2019-08-26T10:43:37Z")
The answer is Benny Benassy’s [Satisfaction.](https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4) (WARNING: Unsafe usage of power tools in the video) ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/19 "2019-08-26T11:24:55Z")
Baah. None of these songs even have sex_y in the title, how can they be the sexiest_? [This is the sexiest video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ). [This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liNnCKPeEv0) is a close second. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/20 "2019-08-26T11:48:34Z")
[Call On Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA) - Eric Prydz [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242.md?page=2)