# Sexiest video **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 26, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242 "2019-08-26T02:38:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/41 "2019-08-27T11:44:32Z")
It just won’t do - Tim Deluxe ; here [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/R-G4A0NZqPo/hqdefault.jpg "Tim Deluxe - It just won't do [HQ]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-G4A0NZqPo) Watch out for Zouka - Bang La Decks ; here [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9OqN7otLIIs/maxresdefault.jpg "Bang La Decks vs. Major Lazer - Watch Out For Zouka (Billy S Mashup)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OqN7otLIIs) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_butterfly_s_ghost/32/3462_2.png) [@The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Butterfly_s_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/42 "2019-08-28T07:39:00Z")
From my youth. 😉 [Guesch Patti - Etienne](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrZ-A4nBf0) and [INXS - Taste It](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zvV96CatDE) ---
**Author:** ![Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/les_espaces_du_sommeil/32/308_2.png) [@Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Les_Espaces_Du_Sommeil)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/43 "2019-08-28T07:54:39Z")
> [@The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](#): > > From my youth. 😉 > > **Guesch Patti** - _Etienne_ Probably the song with the crudest lyrics to ever become a hit in France. _Je t’Aime - Moi non plus_ is prudish in comparison. I’m amazed they allowed it on prime time TV as it’s incredibly explicit in describing sex acts I had no idea about at the time (I was 12ish). ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/44 "2019-08-28T10:04:53Z")
Two that are not explicit but are sexually charged nonetheless. Deap Valley - “[baby I call hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2OjVFp54po)” Queens of the Stone Age “go with the flow” which, for some reason I can’t find a link to. One that is wonderfully explicit and formed a backdrop to my early teen years, Duran Duran, “Girls on Film” I’m at work so I can’t find a link to the “proper” NSFW version, you’ll have to go find it. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/45 "2019-08-28T13:11:33Z")
Forty-four Posts and no one listed ‘Smooth Operator’? Also, it’s goofy, but I always liked “I Can’t Wait” by Nu Shooz. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/UJ1tBVtYOBc/maxresdefault.jpg "Nu Shooz - I Can't Wait (Official Music Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ1tBVtYOBc) > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > First one that came to mind was the video for Stone Temple Pilots’ [“Sour Girl”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxS4lqppZ6Y). Yeah, the bunnies are a bit disturbing, but Sarah Michelle Gellar draping herself all over a rather buff Scott Weiland…whew. Should have read before I clicked. Gellar. Ick. Check, please. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/46 "2019-08-28T13:53:19Z")
Probably not the winner, but honorable mention to Laura Branigan’s [Self Control](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miGUnKWcYeo). ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/47 "2019-08-28T16:13:15Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iBhkvlTcAag/hqdefault.jpg "Tiny Tim - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBhkvlTcAag) eh heh heh sorry ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/48 "2019-08-28T16:23:19Z")
I’ve always been partial to LL Cool J’s “Doin’ It”: [LL Cool J - Doin' It (HD Dirty) - YouTube - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTS8iy2YJHM) ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/49 "2019-08-28T16:34:45Z")
OK, one more: Billie Myers’ “Tell Me”: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/BfWuGnft0KQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Billie Myers - Tell Me") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfWuGnft0KQ) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/50 "2019-08-28T22:02:11Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > eh heh heh sorry Bob and Ray did a way hotter cover of it on SNL. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/51 "2019-08-28T22:31:43Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’m picking a classic: [“Addicted to Love” by Robert Palmer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE) I liked [Simply Irresistible](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8) better, I think. All that gyrating, doncha know. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/52 "2019-08-28T23:27:31Z")
[En Vogue: My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It).](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIuYQ_4TcXg) Hands down. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/53 "2019-08-28T23:54:00Z")
Milow’s cover of Ayo Technology ---
**Author:** ![dzeiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@dzeiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzeiger)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/54 "2019-08-29T01:00:17Z")
So, on the non-sexy thread someone mentioned that dead Kim Basinger was not sexy. But what about undead zombie car wash girls? ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/55 "2019-08-29T02:06:32Z")
Malcolm McLaren \*Madam Butterfly \* Only if you find a bunch of models in a steam room giving each other rub-downs sexy. [Malcolm McLaren - Madam Butterfly (Un Bel Di Vendremo) (Official Music Video) - YouTube](https://youtu.be/wuOaqT6aMuM) ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/56 "2019-08-29T02:16:48Z")
Even though she’s dressed head to toe in a purple velvet dress, Kate Bush was at the peak of her beauty for the video for her song _The Sensual World_ from the album of the same name. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h1DDndY0FLI/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AGOBYAC4AOKAgwIABABGH8gJCgTMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCOBDE9mRGnzHGRcyFb8stdDSzFBQ "Kate Bush - The Sensual World - Official Music Video") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DDndY0FLI) ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/57 "2019-08-29T02:35:08Z")
“[Criminal](https://youtu.be/FFOzayDpWoI)” by Fiona Apple get a vote from me. Yeah, it’s a “wood paneled basement with green shag carpeting stained with spilled whiskey” trashy boner, shot with very unflattering cinematography, but damn when she starts to strip… ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/58 "2019-08-29T05:57:47Z")
Whopper and a forty - Queeblo yeah you know you fuckin’ feel me. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/59 "2019-08-29T14:53:30Z")
[Boogie Pimps - Sunny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9H_88IJR8Q) always gave off a very sexy vibe to me. Also a bit more overt: [Mason vs. Princess Superstar - Perfect (Exceeder)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y9UlEof6XI) ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242/60 "2019-08-29T14:59:29Z")
> [@Lamoral](#): > > Mine is [Bull In The Heather](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JGBNkLM9_8) simply because there’s nothing sexier to me than a woman playing the hell out of a bass - and it’s my favorite Sonic Youth song, too…there’s something sultry about those guitar licks…with their sustained tension and lingering on notes that are just ‘off’ enough to be alluring without actually being dissonant. That song is definitely sexy. I could do without Kim in the little girl’s dress but Kathleen Hanna dancing around makes up for it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexiest-video/839242.md?page=2)