# Sexual fantasies about my sister. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708 "2000-05-05T21:50:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/1 "2000-05-05T21:50:11Z")
Let’s see how high the “view” number gets… And for the record, I don’t _have_ a sister. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/2 "2000-05-05T21:52:40Z")
Ooh! I beat everyone else! Nanny-nanny-boo-boo! P.S. I’ve never had them. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/3 "2000-05-05T21:53:07Z")
Good thing it doesn’t log _who_ views the thread! Oh wait, it does show who _replied!_ Doh! ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/4 "2000-05-05T21:53:27Z")
_tsk tsk tsk Sea Lemon_ you have a sad, lonely little life. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/5 "2000-05-05T21:54:39Z")
Fantasies about my sister, that is. Let’s bump up that post count! SingleDad, I hope you didn’t _really_ want to read some el-sicko stories! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/6 "2000-05-05T21:59:40Z")
> [@](#): > > tsk tsk tsk Sea Lemon > you have a sad, lonely little life. As opposed to the pervert who looked in here, hoping to read sweaty tales of incest? \< ducking \> ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/7 "2000-05-05T22:04:34Z")
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Send a picture. I’ll let you know. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/8 "2000-05-05T22:33:30Z")
Dammit, this is as bad as the “Made You Look” thread. If you have this much time on your hands you could at least make me a fish. Keith ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/9 "2000-05-05T22:45:28Z")
vicious just plain vicious ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/10 "2000-05-06T00:09:03Z")
Yes, I have had them, and your sister was wonderful… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/11 "2000-05-06T00:09:09Z")
Well, I’ve been having sexual fantasies about Adam’s sister ever since he posted she looks like Ashley Judd. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/12 "2000-05-06T01:51:56Z")
Ok, guys, this thread is pretty feeble, so I’m going to feed in some TRUE STORY meat: When I was about 20 or so I had this bizarre erotic dream in which I was rolling around on the floor trying to fool around with my _identical twin sister_. Now this dream would have simply been really unsavory to wake up to and remember, but it got better as in the dream I suddenly lost interest in my sister due to the arrival of the family _cocker spaniel_ at whom my amorous advances were redeployed. Thus, the dream entered the realm of just-plain-stupid and I woke up laughing at myself. (And so I take on the message board persona equivilant of the kid in junior high who was seen picking his nose and shunned forever after) True Confessions time. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/13 "2000-05-06T05:23:41Z")
Relax, M.K., everyone here has had sex dreams involving identical twin sisters and cocker spaniels. At least, now that I’ve posted this, I’m _hoping_ everyone here has had these dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/14 "2000-05-06T05:30:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Relax, M.K., everyone here has had sex dreams involving identical twin sisters and cocker spaniels. At least, now that I’ve posted this, I’m hoping everyone here has had these dreams. umm…no… Now if its about a fire breathing circus midget… whooo boy dont get me started… ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/15 "2000-05-06T06:18:57Z")
Well, I just posted this over in this thread: [A question about anal sex…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23350) Arnold, I believe I saw that other thread, and I believe I backed you up. I said something to the effect that distaste for incest is a cultural value, not biological. Think with your hormones, not your head. Yes, I have a sister, and I admit to having harbored thoughts about her. I also had thoughts about my mom (gasp - Freud was right?), teachers, women at church, and pretty much any other attractive female I encountered. It’s called being a horny teen male. That is not to say, however, that I ever did anything to pursue the above thoughts. They were fantasies, pure and simple. (Well, maybe not pure. 😉 ) I maintain that it is normal and healthy for a boy to think about his sister sexually. He may not admit that to anyone else, ever, but I submit that it happens all the time. If she’s hot, he’s at least imagined it. The fact that incest does occur, and more than just with backwoods hillbilly rednecks, is proof that I am correct. [/hijack over] * * * So, what do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-about-my-sister/18708/16 "2000-05-08T14:51:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Dammit, this is as bad as the “Made You Look” thread. If you have this much time on your hands you could at least make me a fish. > Keith > \*\* I feel proactive today \*\* Poof!\*\* You’re a fish. I couldn’t help myself…