# sexual fantasies anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510 "2010-10-18T01:58:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PennyGaunjworth_of_chicago)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/1 "2010-10-18T01:58:05Z")
i love reading things like this. i dont care how weird you think i am. and by the way, im not sure i have one of my own 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/2 "2010-10-18T02:33:27Z")
I’m setting the over/under on the view:post ratio of this thread at 200:1. Anyone want any action? ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/3 "2010-10-18T02:36:27Z")
> [@PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](#): > > i love reading things like this. i dont care how weird you think i am. > > and by the way, im not sure i have one of my own 😕 is this a question or something? ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/4 "2010-10-18T03:12:20Z")
well yeah, fantasies I got them, but if I tell you will you steal em or will you help me bring them to reality? And if you do bring them to reality will you pay for my divorce? ---
**Author:** ![PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PennyGaunjworth_of_chicago)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/5 "2010-10-18T03:25:47Z")
[quote=“bengangmo, post:4, topic:557510”] well yeah, fantasies I got them, but if I tell you will you steal em or will you help me bring them to reality? And if you do bring them to reality will you pay for my divorce?[/QUOTE if you have a really appealing fantasy, i wouldnt steal it per se…rather adopt it :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PennyGaunjworth_of_chicago)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/6 "2010-10-18T03:29:15Z")
called Sex and Psyche; i dont remember who wrote it. it had all kinds of sexual fantasies that have been submitted and shared by all these people in the UK. and i loved reading them; it’s fun. not to “get off” or anything, i just found them _interesting_. alas, i feel that i lent it to some one long ago but i cant remember who. and obviously they forgot to give it back. ---
**Author:** ![PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PennyGaunjworth_of_chicago)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/7 "2010-10-18T03:31:12Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > is this a question or something? do you see a question mark? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/8 "2010-10-18T04:15:09Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > I’m setting the over/under on the view:post ratio of this thread at 200:1. **Anyone want any action?** I believe the OP already covered that … ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/9 "2010-10-18T15:57:49Z")
I have this one fantasy where a brand new poster shows up at my new condo. They walk in the door and clothes start dropping one by one. Each step, a different garment until we are in my bedroom. Then they go over to my windows and begin to install window treatments so I can sleep in. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/10 "2010-10-18T16:06:36Z")
I have this fantasy where the people in the apartment above mine decide to not fuck after 10PM. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/11 "2010-10-18T16:53:18Z")
> [@PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](#): > > and i loved reading them; it’s fun. not to “get off” or anything, i just found them _interesting_. Actually, it’s even more fun if you use them to get off. Isn’t that what sexual fantasies are for? And yes, I have a bunch of them. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/12 "2010-10-18T18:28:59Z")
> [@PennyGaunjworth\_of\_chicago](#): > > do you see a question mark? No, but I see a style of typing that makes me want to scratch my own eyes out. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/13 "2010-10-18T18:54:50Z")
sooo… is this ‘scratching my own eyes out’ a fetish thing? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/14 "2010-10-18T21:21:21Z")
So you’ve got access to the entire interwebs, and you expect to find something here you can’t find elsewhere? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/15 "2010-10-18T22:00:46Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > So you’ve got access to the entire interwebs, and you expect to find something here you can’t find elsewhere? Maybe she heard about … The Initiation Goat. And the squid. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/16 "2010-10-18T22:02:09Z")
NaNoWriMo _ **is** _ coming up… ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/17 "2010-10-18T22:12:17Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > I’m setting the over/under on the view: post ratio of this thread at 200:1. Anyone want any action? Nah. I’m only here to see how this wasn’t closed yet. And yet…weird. We have regular threads on odd things coming out of our vagina and the pH of semen and what it’s like pan fried…and here, mum’s the word? Is it because a new poster started it? Or because it was asked outright and not through an oblique reference or thread hijack? Or are Dopers actually reticent on a topic?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/18 "2010-10-18T22:20:39Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > NaNoWriMo _ **is** _ coming up… Jesus. You are aroused by very short stories too? What a coincidence! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/19 "2010-10-18T22:21:52Z")
I have so many fantasies, I could write a book. In fact I am writing a book. It’s about bridging the gap between fantasies and reality. The only thing more pathetic than someone who can’t fantasize, is someone who can \*\*\*only \*\*\*fantasize. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510/20 "2010-10-18T22:22:35Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Jesus. You are aroused by very short stories too? What a coincidence! Well, I just thought that this would be a good way for the sexual fantasy sharers/creative writers to kill two birds with one stone. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-anyone/557510.md?page=2)