# Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 7, 2013, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061 "2013-04-07T06:56:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/121 "2013-04-14T22:19:24Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > Well, _this_ will be a weekend to remember. After the second party of the weekend, which I just got home from nearly 18 hours after it started, we can cross all the rest of the items off my prior list. I’m out. :smack: High five! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/122 "2013-04-15T01:24:15Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > Ha ha, sneak bragging or not, with all the hateful, shocking, and incredibly ugly non-consent discussions going on in the Pit and ATMB right now, this happy declaration of a healthy, consensual, and colorful sex life makes me smile. Good for you! I was bragging, although I didn’t intend to. Funny thing, this is 100% true…I always thought “strip Twister” was a joke meme? That it was just an outrageous game that no one would really play? Well I was cajoled into playing it with 3 other women last night. That wasn’t the freakiest thing which happened either. I have a vague feeling that someday I will be describing this weekend to a therapist. :o ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/123 "2013-04-15T02:07:27Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > Ha ha, sneak bragging or not, with all the hateful, shocking, and incredibly ugly non-consent discussions going on in the Pit and ATMB right now, this happy declaration of a healthy, consensual, and colorful sex life makes me smile. Good for you! This happy declaration of a healthy, consensual, and colorful sex life makes me really depressed. Well, envious, and depressed. ---
**Author:** ![silencedgunfetish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@silencedgunfetish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silencedgunfetish)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/124 "2015-09-18T15:38:33Z")
Hi girls/guys My fantasy is quite kinky and I have tried to psycho analise why I have this fetish. Basically, I have sexual fantasies about hitwomen with silenced pistols in tight leather dresses shooting guys. Does anyone else have this same fantasy or am I just weird? I even get my girlfriend to dress like this and to tell me that I ‘have to be eliminated’. There is something that really turns me on about this. I also love being rejected! There was a woman who I was seeing and I wasn’t especially interested in her but when she started to ignore me and dance with other guys she really started turning me on. It’s like I like to be humiliated! Is this a normal fantasy? I hope that this is shared by other guys. I feel like a total weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/125 "2015-09-18T15:42:41Z")
> [@silencedgunfetish](#): > > Hi girls/guys Hi, new person. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/126 "2015-09-18T15:52:37Z")
> [@silencedgunfetish](#): > > Hi girls/guys > > My fantasy is quite kinky and I have tried to psycho analise why I have this fetish. Basically, I have sexual fantasies about hitwomen with silenced pistols in tight leather dresses shooting guys. Does anyone else have this same fantasy or am I just weird? I even get my girlfriend to dress like this and to tell me that I ‘have to be eliminated’. There is something that really turns me on about this. I also love being rejected! There was a woman who I was seeing and I wasn’t especially interested in her but when she started to ignore me and dance with other guys she really started turning me on. It’s like I like to be humiliated! Is this a normal fantasy? I hope that this is shared by other guys. I feel like a total weirdo. Hey, that’s no weirder than my “superheroines-in-KO-peril” fetish. Interesting! ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/127 "2015-09-18T16:24:40Z")
Sex in a spaceship at the speed of light…orgasm goes on forever. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/128 "2015-09-18T16:33:16Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > Sex in a spaceship at the speed of light…orgasm goes on forever. Only to the outside observer. Which is a kink also. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/129 "2015-09-18T16:44:24Z")
> [@silencedgunfetish](#): > > _[SIZE=“1”]\>snip\<[/SIZE]_ psycho analise _[SIZE=“1”]\>snip\<[/SIZE]_ Now _that’s_ kinky. And zombish. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061/130 "2015-09-18T18:02:05Z")
> [@silencedgunfetish](#): > > Hi girls/guys > > My fantasy is quite kinky and I have tried to psycho analise why I have this fetish. Basically, I have sexual fantasies about hitwomen with silenced pistols in tight leather dresses shooting guys. Does anyone else have this same fantasy or am I just weird? I even get my girlfriend to dress like this and to tell me that I ‘have to be eliminated’. There is something that really turns me on about this. I also love being rejected! There was a woman who I was seeing and I wasn’t especially interested in her but when she started to ignore me and dance with other guys she really started turning me on. It’s like I like to be humiliated! Is this a normal fantasy? I hope that this is shared by other guys. I feel like a total weirdo. Welcome to the Straight Dope. As this thread is fairly old, and the OP is no longer with us, I’m going to close it. But please feel free to start a new thread, **silencedgunfetish** , on this or any other topic you like. Thanks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-fantasies-fetishes-that-you-would-never-carry-out-in-real-life/655061.md?page=6)