# Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774 "2009-12-28T04:29:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/1 "2009-12-28T04:29:24Z")
I have a job for you, but it blows. Hi. I’m Italian. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?.. What time do you get off? Can I watch? You’ve been a bad girl! Go to my room! Where you recommened a dog bury his bone around here? Q. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? A. My zipper Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before? Okay, all I could find to start this off. I’ll think up some of my own to add later. Let’s see yours… ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/2 "2009-12-28T04:36:51Z")
So you don’t have a date for New Years and you wanna get laid, eh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picard_Kills_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/3 "2009-12-28T04:57:20Z")
Hello, my name is **Picard Kills Kirk**. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/4 "2009-12-28T05:12:31Z")
-Indoors somewhere- Her “Hey, how you doing?” You “I’m doing great now. It was really cold in here before you showed up.” ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/5 "2009-12-28T05:15:13Z")
I love and hate these threads! Love them because they’re usually hilarious but I hate them because I always forget all the lines as soon as I leave the computer. How am I supposed to put them to use if I forget them? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/6 "2009-12-28T05:29:08Z")
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. . . hi, I’m **Tripler** ” Tripler Never tried it. I got my babe by eating hamburgers in Atlanta. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/7 "2009-12-28T05:35:58Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > I love and hate these threads! > > Love them because they’re usually hilarious but I hate them because I always forget all the lines as soon as I leave the computer. How am I supposed to put them to use if I forget them? ☹ I know what you mean… I feel it’s good exercise for the mind, even if I remember none of these specifically. ETA: And yes, it’d be rare that I actually used one of these unless I was being an obvious bafoon. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/8 "2009-12-28T05:46:55Z")
> [@](#): > > ETA: And yes, it’d be rare that I actually used one of these unless I was being an obvious bafoon. Well if I actually wanted to pick up a girl, I’d stay away from using these right off the bat. Some are so damn over the top though, that once you got some comfort and rapport built with a woman, they can elicit a good chuckle. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/9 "2009-12-28T07:05:44Z")
I’m sure you’re all considered very attractive on your own planet. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/10 "2009-12-28T07:19:41Z")
> [@EpicNonsense](#): > > I know what you mean… > > I feel it’s good exercise for the mind, even if I remember none of these specifically. > > ETA: And yes, it’d be rare that I actually used one of these unless I was being an obvious bafoon. Buffoon. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/11 "2009-12-28T08:22:47Z")
That’s a gorgeous dress; it looks great on you. But it would look better on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/12 "2009-12-28T08:32:25Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > I’m sure you’re all considered very attractive on your own planet. :rolleyes: > [@salinqmind](#): > > Buffoon. … ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/13 "2009-12-28T09:33:00Z")
This from a goldsmith in Europe: “Would you like to see my jewels?” ---
**Author:** ![Jimson\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@Jimson\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimson_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/14 "2009-12-28T13:51:18Z")
You can’t have a thread like this and leave out the standard: “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/15 "2009-12-28T14:01:09Z")
Play on words… slightly different from my previous. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/16 "2009-12-28T14:32:46Z")
My ObGyn met her husband through his best friend at a bar when the BF came over and said, " Would any of you ladies care for some conversational intercourse." It is quite an awesome line. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/17 "2009-12-28T23:33:30Z")
Another retort: “I do, but not with you.” ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/18 "2009-12-28T23:51:57Z")
“How would you like to come back to my place and stare at the ceiling for a while?” ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/19 "2009-12-28T23:53:21Z")
“Is this guy boring you? Come talk to me- I’m from another planet.” ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/20 "2009-12-29T00:28:19Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. . . hi, I’m **Tripler** ” > > Tripler > Never tried it. I got my babe by eating hamburgers in Atlanta. That would work on me because it’s actually amusing and lacks sexual innuendo. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774.md?page=2)