# Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774 "2009-12-28T04:29:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/21 "2009-12-29T00:41:29Z")
Hi, wanna fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/22 "2009-12-29T03:36:34Z")
Do you use Windex on your pants? Because I can see myself in them. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/23 "2009-12-29T15:37:55Z")
I think your clothes and my clothes would look great piled up on my bedroom floor. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/24 "2009-12-29T15:42:35Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > I love and hate these threads! > > Love them because they’re usually hilarious but I hate them because I always forget all the lines as soon as I leave the computer. How am I supposed to put them to use if I forget them? ☹ If you use them, you will _NEVER_ get laid. You will, however, become the object of much scorn and ridicule. If that’s your thing, go for it. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/25 "2009-12-30T01:20:27Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > If you use them, you will _NEVER_ get laid. You will, however, become the object of much scorn and ridicule. If that’s your thing, go for it. Read **[this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11929630&postcount=8)**. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/26 "2009-12-30T02:35:58Z")
> [@Jumpbass](#): > > “Is this guy boring you? Come talk to me- I’m from another planet.” 😃 Of course, having the extra arm helps, too. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774/27 "2009-12-30T04:02:35Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > 😃 > > Of course, having the extra arm helps, too. You are supposed to get the extra arm **AFTER** you have gotten the girl into your spaceship. Back on topic… [I think any line from this song would count.](http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858485038/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexual-innuendo-pick-up-lines/522774.md?page=1)