# Sexuality **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401 "2001-03-25T07:19:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/1 "2001-03-25T07:19:06Z")
let’s see, we have homosexuality heterosexuality bisexuality I’d like to add nihilsexual, it’s been awhile, curse my dorment genitals. Any others that might be useful? ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/2 "2001-03-25T07:36:12Z")
Well, what would be a sort of “reflexive” prefix for masturbation? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/3 "2001-03-25T07:42:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Surgoshan \* > \*\*Well, what would be a sort of “reflexive” prefix for masturbation? \*\* autosexual ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/4 "2001-03-25T07:54:28Z")
Ambidextrous. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/5 "2001-03-25T14:16:57Z")
asexual ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/6 "2001-03-25T19:40:42Z")
quintesexual No, that’s not right. Sounds good though. ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/7 "2001-03-25T19:46:30Z")
There’s objectum sexuality, as in that lady married to the Berlin wall. Sorry I have no site. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/8 "2001-03-25T20:02:39Z")
Psychosexual ---- It’s all in your head. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/9 "2001-03-25T20:21:13Z")
nanosexual - either someone who has some, but very little, interest in sex, _or_ someone who lasts a nanosecond in bed exisexualism - the doubt that your sex life really, truly exists intelsexual - someone who can say the words “penis” and “vagina” in a clinical tone and without grinning or giggling envirosexual - someone who gets off watching or reading about animals/plants “doing it” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/10 "2001-03-25T20:24:00Z")
Well since no one else has chimned in. Trisexual - A person who will try anything once. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/11 "2001-03-25T20:53:20Z")
I always called being nothing more than a masturbater, being **Unisexual**. Just think about yourself riding a unicycle while masturbating, it’ll help stick in your head. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/12 "2001-03-25T21:22:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*Just think about yourself riding a unicycle while masturbating, it’ll help stick in your head. \*\* That trick will also either put a real dent in your attempts to get off, or give you a hell of a weird fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/13 "2001-03-26T02:46:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > \*\* > intelsexual - someone who can say the words “penis” and “vagina” in a clinical tone and without grinning or giggling > 😃 \*\* I thought the definition of “Intel-sexual” was those who are aroused by porn on the computer. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/14 "2001-03-26T02:57:16Z")
No, no, no! Intelsexual is Japanese for InteRsexual! ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/15 "2001-03-26T03:13:48Z")
Transexuals. God. I can’t believe none of you said that yet. You people need to get out more. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/16 "2001-03-26T03:15:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragwyr \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > > \*\* > > intelsexual - someone who can say the words “penis” and “vagina” in a clinical tone and without grinning or giggling > > 😃 \*\* > > I thought the definition of “Intel-sexual” was those who are aroused by porn on the computer. > > 🙂 \*\* Maybe those who want to pay a lot for their porn. I’m more an AMD-sexual. (That doesn’t have nearly as nice a ring to it though.) ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/17 "2001-03-26T04:32:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > exisexualism - the doubt that your sex life really, truly exists > \*\* Please, Mr. Black Knight, can I use this as my sig? Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![exchicagoan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@exchicagoan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/exchicagoan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/18 "2001-03-26T05:12:39Z")
envirosexual - someone who gets off watching or reading about animals/plants “doing it” BLACK KNIGHT-----I gotta ask you this----have you ever seen that animated short film called FUCKING FLOWERS? IT’S GREAT!!! ---
**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/19 "2001-03-26T07:46:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by exchicagoan \* > \*\*…have you ever seen that animated short film called FUCKING FLOWERS? IT’S GREAT!!! > \*\* No, but there’s that little scene in Pink Floyd’s _The Wall_ where the flowers are getting it on. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/20 "2001-03-26T14:15:40Z")
There’s always “exsexual,” hooking back up with your former spouse/SO. Or “SSexual,” getting it on with Nazi stormtroopers. Or “Excessexual,” a problem I’d like to have. Or “Essex-ual,” for you UK dopers. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401.md?page=2)