# Sexuality

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 25, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401 "2001-03-25T07:19:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/21 "2001-03-26T18:31:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mrvisible \*  
> \*\*Please, Mr. Black Knight, can I use this as my sig? Pretty please? \*\*

Well, since you said please yes you may. 🙂

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> _Originally posted by exchicagoan_\*\*  
> BLACK KNIGHT-----I gotta ask you this----have you ever seen that animated short film called FUCKING FLOWERS? IT’S GREAT!!!\*\*

Can’t say I have, but I’m quite intrigued. Do you know where I can find this film?

( **honkytonkwillie** , that’s the scene I had in mind when I wrote “envirosexual”! Well, that and the entire PBS series, “The Nature of Sex”.)

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/22 "2001-03-26T18:41:48Z")

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> _originally posted by SpinneZiege_  
> \*\*Transexuals.
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> God. I can’t believe none of you said that yet.\*\*

Is that some sort of Vampire Sex deal?

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/23 "2001-03-26T18:48:46Z")

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> _originally posted by SpinneZiege_  
> \*\*Transexuals.
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> God. I can’t believe none of you said that yet.\*\*

Is that some sort of Vampire Sex deal?

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/24 "2001-03-26T19:17:44Z")

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Pansexual.

No, that doesn’t mean you do it in a frying pan!

🙂

Quasisexual?

Pseudosexual?

-L

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/25 "2001-03-26T20:36:08Z")

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Sophie B. recommends being **[omnisexual](http://www.indyramp.com/music/sophie/sbhout.html)**.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/26 "2001-03-26T20:36:08Z")

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Deius-presentus-femalus-sexual  
The belief that you are Gods gift to Women.

(Which, BTW I **AM** , but you have no idea what a sick sense of humor God has.)

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**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/27 "2001-03-26T21:08:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \*  
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> > _originally posted by SpinneZiege_  
> > \*\*Transexuals.
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> > God. I can’t believe none of you said that yet.\*\*
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> Is that some sort of Vampire Sex deal? \*\*

Were you thinking Transylvanian? Funny, but not quite.

Look, to correct you, I’ll give you a hint: transvestite.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexuality/59401/28 "2001-03-27T09:10:32Z")

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bibliosexual - a person who enjoys doing it in the library

uh oh, shall I type this? I gues if your a mother f\*\*\*\*er you’re a matrisexual. egawd that opens up a whole line that I dare not tread

rubbersexual - a person attracted to blow-up dolls

gymnosexual - a person attracted to gymnysts

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