# Sexy, but not beautiful

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 1, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968 "2006-01-01T17:15:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/1 "2006-01-01T17:15:38Z")

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The recent thread on the most beautiful actress, past or present, was interesting (although I was surprised that noone mentioned Lena Horne, the Charlie Angels-era Farah Fawcett, or the Dick Van Dyke-era Mary Tyler Moore), but it suggested another question. An actress can be quite beautiful without being especially sexy; conversely, an actress can be quite sexy without being exceptionally beautiful. What actresses, past or present, would you put in the latter category, sexy but not beautiful? I can start off the list with three of my nominees: Eartha Kitt, Ann Margaret, and Miss Piggy.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/2 "2006-01-01T17:22:57Z")

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Juliet Lewis. In a bend her over the hood of my Trans Am and do her up the butt kind of way.

Kirstin Dundst, too. In an up against the wall, hike up her dress, and do her in the butt kind of way.

Olivia D’Abo. In a chase her into the kitchen, lift her up onto the countertop and do her in the butt kind of way.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/3 "2006-01-01T17:26:40Z")

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I remember having a conversation like this before with mates, [Jennifer Garner](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Garner) fell right into this category for me 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/4 "2006-01-01T17:28:14Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Juliet Lewis. In a bend her over the hood of my Trans Am and do her up the butt kind of way.
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> Kirstin Dundst, too. In an up against the wall, hike up her dress, and do her in the butt kind of way.
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> Olivia D’Abo. In a chase her into the kitchen, lift her up onto the countertop and do her in the butt kind of way.

I’m sensing a trend here…

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/5 "2006-01-01T17:35:59Z")

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I’m pretty sure they all have purty mouths.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/6 "2006-01-01T18:05:50Z")

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Ned Beatty had the hardest part…

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/7 "2006-01-01T18:57:54Z")

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My Og, where do I begin? Sexy-but-not-beautiful is one of my favorite types. Lili Taylor, Ileana Douglas, Jessi Klein, Mary Gross from _SNL_ in the '80s, Lisa Ruddy from _You Can’t Do That on Television_, Jane Kaczmarek, Harriet Sansom-Harris, Allison Janney…Allison Janney…did I mention [Allison Janney](http://jeenfromwashington.free.fr/galcj_fichiers/aj48.jpg)???

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/8 "2006-01-01T19:01:58Z")

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> [@Ronald C. Semone](#):
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> Ann Margaret

NOT BEAUTIFUL?!?! In what friggin universe!?!? The “Eye of the Beholder” one?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/9 "2006-01-01T19:12:30Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Olivia D’Abo.

Olivia D’Abo is just fucking gorgeous. And sexy.

My candidate for the OP would be Rebecca Pidgeon.

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**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/10 "2006-01-01T19:15:02Z")

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I’ll put it out there…

Sandra Bernhart(sp?)

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/11 "2006-01-01T19:19:46Z")

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**Ellen Barkin**  
**Angelina Jolie**. Sorry, but the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. But there’s no denying the hotness.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/12 "2006-01-01T19:35:59Z")

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I have to say Jessi Klein, Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, and Angelina Jolie are all beautiful as well as sexy.

My vote? Lisa Rinna from _Veronica Mars_, and I’ll second Juliette Lewis.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/13 "2006-01-01T19:49:23Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Ned Beatty had the hardest part…

I’m guessing the hillbillies had harder parts.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/14 "2006-01-01T19:51:47Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> I’m guessing the hillbillies had harder parts.

Somehow I can’t avoid thinking of that commercial: “Parts is parts…”

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/15 "2006-01-01T20:27:19Z")

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Fairuza Balk comes to mind.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/16 "2006-01-01T20:56:18Z")

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Gina Gershon (I’m sure some people think she’s beautiful, but I don’t)  
Tina Turner  
Catherine Keener  
Laura Dern

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/17 "2006-01-01T21:00:48Z")

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Bette Midler. She carries a little extra weight (not too much) and she’s not the most beautiful thing in the world. I don’t even really find her pretty.

Something about her just rings my bell. Yea, I’d give her the old **NoClueBoy** lovin’.

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**Author:** ![catnoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@catnoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catnoe)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/18 "2006-01-01T21:22:02Z")

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Jessica Lange - Likely winning beauty contest when younger but has aged as I wish I could. Hubby thinks she’s one of the most beautiful in the world and I have to agree.

He favors LEAH REMINI from King of Queens also.

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**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/19 "2006-01-01T21:27:39Z")

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Rachel Griffiths is scorching hot, but kind of funny looking.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-but-not-beautiful/337968/20 "2006-01-01T21:27:55Z")

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> [@catnoe](#):
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> He favors LEAH REMINI from King of Queens also.

Now I find her beautiful AND sexy, but she loses points for:  
A. Being on a show I hate, and  
B. Being a nutty Scientologist.

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