# Sexy Politicians **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096 "2000-01-22T01:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/1 "2000-01-22T01:58:00Z")
Okay, I know women all agree that the sexiest male politicians in history were Winston Churchill and Henry Kissinger. But who is the sexiest female political-type? Janet Reno’s a real babe; can’t you just imagine her with her hair wet and slicked back? You _know_ Ruth Bader-Ginsburg’s not wearing anything under that robe. Bet you’d like to show HER your judicial branch. I bet Hillary Rodham Clinton is just _dying_ to get back at Bill. Oooh, baby, we’ll bring our own cigars. Donna Shalala, two words: (1)Bikini, (2)Babe. How about, Margaret Thatcher, and _LOTS_ o’ leather! Sandra D. O’Connor. You better shape up, 'cause she _needs_ a man! Geraldine Ferraro rubbing oil all over your body. You know you want it. So who is it, gentlemen? Who’s the goddess of government? Accepting nominations… ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/2 "2000-01-22T02:38:00Z")
I suggest a _looong_ stay in a secure rehab facility for you kiddo, or at least an instructive (choke) visit to the SD SM’ers threads currently in operation. If you’re getting your hormones in an uproar over Janet Reno and Ruth Bader Ginsberg, you have obvious issues. Pretending I never saw this, (shudder) Veb ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/3 "2000-01-22T03:02:00Z")
I have to go wash out my eyes now, thanks a fucking lot. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/4 "2000-01-22T03:06:00Z")
YOu are one sick sick human being. If you find women like the above list attractive You managed to slip into the gene pool while the lifeguard was not watching. I am hereby revoking your license to reproduce ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/5 "2000-01-22T03:13:00Z")
Well, for what it’s worth APB9999, I got a giggle or two out of your list. * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/6 "2000-01-22T04:08:00Z")
Thank you Moosiegirl, I’m glad _someone_ can recognize sarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/7 "2000-01-22T04:33:00Z")
Sarcasm or not, you’ve still destroyed my last shred of innocence. Now I’m going to have to firebomb my computer, my room, and possibly a sizable portion of NE Illinois. My lady friend got a chuckle out of this though. ---
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/8 "2000-01-22T04:54:00Z")
OKAY, OKAY. So who _would_ you suggest? The only requirement is that they be associated with some government, in a position of power. (Monica, Fawn Hall, etc. don’t count). And ladies, why has no one objected to Churchill and Kissinger? Was I right about these two? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/9 "2000-01-22T04:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by APB9999: > And ladies, why has no one objected to Churchill and Kissinger? Was I right about these two? Hell, no. I’ll let you know when I can think of a sexy politician. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Clinton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Bill\_Clinton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Clinton)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/10 "2000-01-24T15:14:00Z")
Sen. Barbara Boxer and that Senator from Louisiana, Mary Landrieu. Slim pickings. Sexy women don’t need jobs like that to make a lot of money. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/11 "2000-01-24T15:31:00Z")
Well, not really a politician, but I think Rush Limbaugh is pretty sexy if only he wasn’t a conservative/fascist Republican. I know he is a big old bottom. 😉 (only half sarcastic) HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/12 "2000-01-24T16:52:00Z")
Hands down – the ex-porn star who made it to italian parliament. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/13 "2000-01-24T16:55:00Z")
Maybe its time for a change to another country. I can’t think of one politician in Canada that is even remotely sexy. In Alberta, most of them are ex football players. * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/14 "2000-01-24T17:03:00Z")
What was the name of the woman who unseated Rep. Bob Dornan a few years back? Hispanic lady, Orange County area. I remember reading something about how she was supposed to be hot. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/15 "2000-01-24T17:28:00Z")
Well, Adlai Stevenson was a hottie . . . But as you all know, I Like Ike. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/16 "2000-01-24T17:53:00Z")
Well, it’s an unbeatable combination…Ike and Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/17 "2000-01-25T06:07:00Z")
Sqrl, I thought that if the OP didn’t make me spaz out nothing would. I stand corrected. For a while I thought I’d have to gouge out my eyes to remove the image of R.L. down on all fours in a dog collar but I’d probably end up like Ray Milland in _X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes_, “I can still see!” ---
**Author:** ![LordDenning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LordDenning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordDenning)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/18 "2000-01-24T20:40:00Z")
Judi Tyabji. ---
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/19 "2000-01-24T20:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Slim pickings. Sexy women don’t need jobs like that to make a lot of money. That’s pretty funny. There’s few attractive politicians because the attractive ones _can get better jobs_. You know, hooker, movie starlet, that sort of thing. After all, who’d be a politico if they didn’t have to be? LD, who’s Judi Tyabji? ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096/20 "2000-01-25T01:39:00Z")
Well, it is often said that the brain is the sexiest aspect of the human body…which means that Gore, Bush, Reno, Ginsberg, and Buccanon(sp) should all be about as sexy as the output of a donkey’s rectal passage…An observation that seems to stand I’d say. * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-politicians/13096.md?page=2)