# sexy seniors.. who would you screw? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 7, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481 "2001-02-07T10:24:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/41 "2001-02-09T14:39:03Z")
tracer: you dirty old man;) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/42 "2001-02-09T14:46:35Z")
Cervaise, bad news. We’re going to have to wait five years: Helen Mirren’s only 55. Dang. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/43 "2001-02-09T17:15:04Z")
Well, **Ethilrist,** you can wait if you want. I’ll just be stepping outside the confines of this thread for a while… ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/44 "2001-02-10T00:11:32Z")
hey teyva, whilst perusing [portalofevil.com](http://portalofevil.com) (my favorite site), i found out that mamie van doren runs her own pay-for-porno site. no shit. better get over there, and then please come back and tell us if you still want to screw her. (insert winking emoticon here to denote that i dont think so) ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/45 "2001-02-10T05:07:46Z")
Catherine Deneuve, definitely. I will have to agree with the previous posters. She is so sexy, and unapproachable at the same time. Jacqueline Bisset. Watch the movie Dangerous Beauty. She was smoking hot. I was looking at her as much as I was looking Catherine McCormack, who was pretty stunning. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/46 "2001-02-10T14:17:09Z")
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Dawn Wells! Good ol’ Maryann is 63 this year! Homina, homina, homina!! Tina Louise, on the other hand, has become another Hollywood plastic surgery disaster. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/47 "2001-02-10T16:27:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by divemaster \* > \*\*How old is Lynda Carter? I don’t think she’s sixty yet. Maybe I could wait in line and be there on her birthday. 😉 \*\* She turns 50 this July 24th. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/48 "2001-02-10T17:11:37Z")
Sean Connery of course, but another guy I drool over is Tom Skerritt. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/49 "2001-02-10T18:29:34Z")
**Sean Connery** – but that’s a given. **Martin Sheen** – there’s just something about him, never seen his “The West Wing” show though. Both his sons are quite good looking too, 'specially Charles Sheen. Emilio is a little too boyish. **Anthony Hopkins** – and no, it’s not the Hannbal character, in movies like _Legends of the Fall_ he comes across as such a worldy man. I can’t think of one rock and roller over 60 I could even think of wanting to screw. Most of them look like they’ve been put through a blender and super glued back together. Now, if we wanna talk some of the younger guys I have a whole slew of them I wouldn’t kick out of my bed. Dennis Quaid Kurt Russell Arnold Schwarzenegger Harrison Ford Just to name a few…BTW Dennis Quaid and Kurt Russell have got to be some of the sexiest men out there! ---
**Author:** ![gypsybiker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@gypsybiker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsybiker)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/50 "2001-02-10T18:43:08Z")
The incredible Tina Turner…I’d boink her in a minute!!! AY!! I would so enjoy to have her thighs wrapped around my neck…yum yum… Aw shit, I am getting turned on by mental images…I have to go and take a long cold shower… ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/51 "2001-02-10T19:15:25Z")
i found that link to mamie van doren’s site. i had bookmarked it because its, er, so unusual. [www.mamievandoren.com](http://www.mamievandoren.com) ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481/52 "2001-02-10T21:01:38Z")
I can’t believe no one has yet mentioned **Paul Newman**!! And count me in as another **Harrison Ford** fan, too 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexy-seniors-who-would-you-screw/53481.md?page=2)