# Sexyest Comics Character?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 21, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651 "2006-04-21T16:56:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/41 "2006-04-23T03:38:27Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> I’d have to go with either Tonantzin or Penny Century from LOVE & ROCKETS.

Tonantzin? Eww… she’d be like all charred up and stuff.  
(I thought of Love and Rockets for this thread too)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/42 "2006-04-23T03:47:26Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> Hmm. We seem to have similar tastes. I’m not sure about Batman, but Nightcrawler’s [daughter](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ab/Nocturnexcal.png/225px-Nocturnexcal.png) - yow!

Does she have similar powers?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/43 "2006-04-23T03:49:34Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> Hmm. We seem to have similar tastes. I’m not sure about Batman, but Nightcrawler’s [daughter](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ab/Nocturnexcal.png/225px-Nocturnexcal.png) - yow!

Wait, Nightcrawler’s _daughter_? With who?  
WHO’S HE SLEEPING WITH? :mad:

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**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/44 "2006-04-23T03:55:28Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Wait, Nightcrawler’s _daughter_? With who?  
> WHO’S HE SLEEPING WITH? :mad:

Nocturne is Nightcrawler and the [Scarlet Witch](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/5357/postergi.jpg)’s daughter from an alt. timeline. Check out the excellent _Exiles_ series for her past adventures (she’s since made it to the mainstream timeline, 616). Her mom is a major-league hottie in her own right. Oh, and yes, this does mean Nocturne’s granddaddy is Magneto and her grandmama is Mystique. 🙂

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/45 "2006-04-23T03:57:53Z")

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[Don’t forget Jonni Future](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonni_Future)

[She’s fighting for the future!](http://home.comcast.net/~cpeek001/jonni.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/46 "2006-04-23T04:01:20Z")

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> [@Mississippienne](#):
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> Nocturne is Nightcrawler and the [Scarlet Witch](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/5357/postergi.jpg)’s daughter from an alt. timeline. Check out the excellent _Exiles_ series for her past adventures (she’s since made it to the mainstream timeline, 616). Her mom is a major-league hottie in her own right. Oh, and yes, this does mean Nocturne’s granddaddy is Magneto and her grandmama is Mystique. 🙂

Wait.

Magneto sleeps with Mystique, right?

They make Nightcrawler? Or the Scarlet Witch?

I’m confused.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/47 "2006-04-23T04:14:39Z")

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Magneto + (woman, possibly gypsy) Mystique + (Either Destiny or a male demon)  
Scarlet Witch + Nightcrawler  
Nocturne

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**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/48 "2006-04-23T04:45:12Z")

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Err, actually it goes…

Magneto + Magda = Wanda  
Mystique + Azazel = Kurt

Kurt + Wanda = Nocturne

Nocturne = awesomeness!!!

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/49 "2006-04-23T04:48:11Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Wait.
> 
> Magneto sleeps with Mystique, right?
> 
> They make Nightcrawler? Or the Scarlet Witch?
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> I’m confused.

```auto

       Magneto - Magda Azazel (or Destiny) - Mystique
               | |
       |-------------| |
Quicksilver Scarlet Witch ------ Nightcrawler
                                   |
                                   |
                                Nocturne

```

Note that if Destiny’s Nightcrawler’s other parent, that makes Mystique the father. As to her powers, she can possess people (not sure where that came from) and fire bolt thingies, like her mother. I don’t think she got anything from Kurt.

If you think that’s confusing, you should see a family tree taking into account all alternate realities. I fixed one up once (it’s a bit of a hobby, I also had a Black family tree before JK did her official one and [gloat] it was pretty well matched [/gloat]) and it looks more like a diagram than a tree. Everyone’s related to someone somewhere.

On preview - I see Mississipienne agrees. Good ol’ TJ. 😃

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/50 "2006-04-23T04:49:28Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> I don’t think she got anything from Kurt.

Apart from the whole being blue, having a tail thing. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/51 "2006-04-23T04:49:58Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> ```auto
> 
> Magneto - Magda Azazel (or Destiny) - Mystique
> | |
> |-------------| |
> Quicksilver Scarlet Witch ------ Nightcrawler
> |
> |
> Nocturne
> 
> ```
> 
> Note that if Destiny’s Nightcrawler’s other parent, that makes Mystique the father. As to her powers, she can possess people (not sure where that came from) and fire bolt thingies, like her mother. I don’t think she got anything from Kurt.  
> On preview - I see Mississipienne agrees. Good ol’ TJ. 😃

Oh, thank you for the chart. I never would have gotten it without a visual.

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**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/52 "2006-04-23T05:14:56Z")

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Let’s have some love for the comics mens, shall we?

DC’s **Nightwing** very nearly walks off with the Comics’ Hottest Guy title effortlessly. He’s usually given artists who’re good at expressing his dark, lithe sexiness. Besides, it’s practically canon that Dick has the best ass in DC.

On the other hand, Marvel brings a powerful quadruple punch with **Hyperion** , **Nighthawk** , **Doctor Spectrum** , and **Blur** of _Supreme Power_. It helps that they’re all half or mostly-naked a lot of the time.

**Daredevil** is uniquely dynamic and physical, and you can totally see why hotties like Black Widow and Elektra went ga-ga over him. His horrible fashion sense just makes him more charming. However, I can’t stand it when the colorist gives him blond hair. He’s a redhead, damnit!

And let us not forget **Superboy** , who was always drawn as fiercely hot after he got over that annoying sixteen-year-old stage. His costume – blue jeans, boots, and a black t-shirt with an S-logo – is the sexiest superhero costume EVER. **Kyle Rayner** gets an honorable mention for the dog collar alone.

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**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/53 "2006-04-23T17:15:57Z")

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I’ll go ahead and put in a vote for [Emma Frost](http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/f/frostemma.htm) now.

Thanks

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/54 "2006-04-23T23:20:51Z")

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> [@Mississippienne](#):
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> **Daredevil** is uniquely dynamic and physical, and you can totally see why hotties like Black Widow and Elektra went ga-ga over him. His horrible fashion sense just makes him more charming.

Y’know, there is a reason why his fashion sense isn’t terribly good.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/55 "2006-04-24T15:39:32Z")

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After watching an Anime this weekend, I have a new nominee.

The beautiful, elegant & sophisticated Gina, from _Porco Rosso_.

Observe…  
[http://www.wingsee.com/ghibli/porcorosso/art/pr\_sketches02.jpg](http://www.wingsee.com/ghibli/porcorosso/art/pr_sketches02.jpg)

[http://www.wingsee.com/ghibli/porcorosso/art/prsc211.jpg](http://www.wingsee.com/ghibli/porcorosso/art/prsc211.jpg)

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**Author:** ![First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/First_Amongst_Daves)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/56 "2006-04-24T16:21:50Z")

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Oddly enough I’ve always liked Spiral, the X-men villainess. Must be all the extra arms.

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/57 "2006-04-24T16:35:34Z")

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I nominate [Nils Kerr from “Platinum Grit”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Platinum_Grit.gif)

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/58 "2006-04-24T16:39:29Z")

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[Well, literally speaking…](http://members.shaw.ca/jacklaynedesign/sandman/desire/Desire3.jpg)

My personal vote has already been [taken](http://ultimatecomics.free.fr/uncanny_xmen/images/Nightcrawler_Cover_001.jpg) , though. Can we share him?

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/59 "2006-04-24T17:05:35Z")

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I can’t believe I’m posting to this thread.

[Brandy Carter](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Meadows) from Liberty Meadows.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexyest-comics-character/353651/60 "2006-04-24T17:10:17Z")

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I agree that Phil Foglio’s comic XXXenophile is the wittiest and sexiest comic, but if you’re going for heroines (and **Jessica Rabbit** isn’t allowed), why not Jim Balent’s **Tarot** (worksafe link):

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BroadSword\_Comics](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BroadSword_Comics)

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