# SexyMeter!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexymeter/73294>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 21, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexymeter/73294 "2001-07-21T04:45:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexymeter/73294/41 "2001-07-27T13:52:55Z")

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Sewalk! how YOU doin’?  
jarbaby

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexymeter/73294/42 "2001-07-27T14:54:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hugh Jass \*  
> \*\*girls in overalls +15  
> British accents +10
> 
> likes NASCAR -25  
> doesn’t like “The Godfather” -30 \*\*

Well damn. -55. I’m glad it’s not you I have to impress!

Southern accent: +25  
Dark hair: +15  
Goatee: +10  
Likes auto racing: +100  
Is an avowed Earnhardt fan: -50  
Makes fun of me for liking Elliott Sadler: -50  
Plays guitar: +5  
Can help me fix my car: +25  
Will explain the car things I don’t understand to me: +50  
Does it in a way that makes me feel like an idjit: -100  
Can dress like a cowboy and get away with it: +100  
Big bad rodeo-cowboy attitude: -50  
Lets me wear his clothes: +25  
Tells me I’m pretty/sexy/etc: +20 each time

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexymeter/73294/43 "2001-07-28T01:56:59Z")

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um, wide and varied, guys take note.

the “right” smell +1000  
pierced tongue +20  
some form of tan +10  
freckles +50  
blue eyes +50  
brown eyes +50  
eyes +50 (sorry, i get carried away)  
GSOH +50  
laughs when i’m trying to be funny +50  
laughs with me, not at me +100  
looking like a surfer +10  
looking like a student +10  
looking like a 70s throwback indie kid +50  
nice hands +100  
drinker +1000  
sober +1000  
likes Guinness +50  
doesn’t mind if i drink his Guinnes +50  
skinny +10  
buff +10  
chubby +10  
intelligent +1000  
tactile +500  
thinks sex is better with condoms +1000  
hair +10  
cute buzz cut +50  
no hair +10  
facial hair +/- 20 depending  
not possessive +10  
open-minded +500  
australian/kiwi/canadian/south african/southern US/scottish/welsh/irish accent +500  
and things which don’t

BO -300  
big ego -500  
no self confidence -100  
stingyness -50  
can’t take a joke -50  
narrow-minded -1000  
pasty skin -20  
dumb -50  
too macho -100  
pious -100  
drunk -1000  
addict -1000  
self-righteous -1000  
exhibitionist -10  
northern irish/english/boston accent -10

think that covers it.

as for me…  
short, petite brunette. brown eyes, 34-24-34 figure, and obviously not exactly picky.

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