# Sexywriter: An Amazingly Good Newbie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222 "2001-03-16T14:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/61 "2001-03-18T01:33:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Carina42 \* > **But my tits are still cooler than yours.** I’ll be the judge of that! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/62 "2001-03-18T02:55:16Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Breasts? When did I say “breasts”? It’s **tits** dammit! > One of my best features. > > -L > > \*\* ``` Isn't that TWO of your best? ``` [sub] don’t get to see many, but I always thought they came in pairs…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/63 "2001-03-18T03:41:24Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Carina42 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Carina42 \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > What’s this thread about, again? Oh yeah, that hussy SexyWriter. 😃 \*\* > > > > Who are you calling hussy? > > > > I prefer the term ‘slut’ if you don’t mind. > > > > 🙂 > > > > -L \*\* > > OK, slut then. How about “Whore of Babylon”? Hehe. Seriously SW, I do enjoy your posts, and we sluts shuld stick together, so to speak. But my tits are still cooler than yours. (And if I can get my scanner rehooked up tomorrow, I’ll prove it.) > Scanner tech support here. Serial or parallel port? > hey! Titty shots! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/64 "2001-03-18T03:44:50Z")
OOps. > [@](#): > > - > > (And if I can get my scanner rehooked up tomorrow, I’ll prove it.) > > Scanner tech support here. Serial or parallel port? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/65 "2001-03-18T06:39:09Z")
**Carina42** said > [@](#): > > But my tits are still cooler than yours. \*\* Sexywriter\*\*said > [@](#): > > But there’s no WAY you can out-cool my tits. They are magnificent! They are amazing! They stop traffic! -L ] Yeah ladies, that may be, but \* \*\* Mine \*\* \* are magnificant and they wear jewelry. Top that!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/66 "2001-03-18T07:12:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid > …Yeah ladies, that may be, but \* \*\* Mine \*\* \* are magnificant and they wear jewelry. Top that!!! 😃 \*\* I humbly bow to someone with way tougher nipples than me. ::genuflecting:: Ouchie! ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/67 "2001-03-18T12:14:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*Yeah ladies, that may be, but \* \*\* Mine \*\* \* are magnificant and they wear jewelry. Top that!!! 😃 \*\* Oh yeah! Well I have a super secret hoo-ha piercing! So there! Well, okay. Pierced nipples are pretty cool. You can be in our club. -L ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/68 "2001-03-18T13:41:10Z")
Well, I freely admit that _this_ has spiraled off in an unanticipated direction! But, um, still an interesting one! Carry on, ladies. I admire you all. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/69 "2001-03-18T14:08:00Z")
Just to keep things on track for a second, SexyWriter, good morning! OK, > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Carina42 \* > I still cannot believe you WAX yours, **jarbaby**! I have not waxed it as of yet. I started the Brazilian thread for info on HOW to go about it so that I can begin doing it soon. I’m a swimmer and a weirdo and a chick-who’s-into-pain and I was interested in abandoning my shaving duties. I don’t have a birthmark there…BUT! I do have little chicken pox scar that mr. jarbaby thinks is sweet. As for tit battles? I don’t have scanners or piercings, but I will tell you this: I have a third nipple! carry on. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/70 "2001-03-18T14:53:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I have a third nipple! > \*\* Is it…you know…functional? -L ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/71 "2001-03-18T15:00:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > > I have a third nipple! > > Is it…you know…functional? > > -L Nah, it looks like a mole, really, but pokes out a bit. You’d never know it was a nipple unless a big mouth like myself told ya. My dermatologist actually said it’s called an “accessory nipple” which makes me believe I should put SOME sort of jewelry on it 😃 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/72 "2001-03-18T15:08:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*My dermatologist actually said it’s called an “accessory nipple” which makes me believe I should put SOME sort of jewelry on it \*\* And they say some women can’t accessorize. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/73 "2001-03-18T16:09:25Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* \*\* > [@](#): > > My dermatologist actually said it’s called an “accessory nipple” which makes me believe I should put SOME sort of jewelry on it 😃 > > jarbaby \*\* When I was in high school biology, my teacher taught me this phrase: Supernumerary nipple anomaly. Cool, huh? He said it’s one form of evidence that we evolved…that humans use to have multiple nipples like other animals. Cool huh? I think this means you’re more in touch with your “animal instincts.” Either that, or it means I don’t know jack shit about biology or evolution and my teacher was full of crap. You make the call, you animal you! -L ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/74 "2001-03-18T17:34:35Z")
Anne Boleyn, sixth wife of Henry VIII, had a third nipple in her armpit. I will just add that none of my naughty parts are pierced. I do have 4 earrings in one ear, which was very outre when I had it done in 1975. I have a friend with an outrageously expensive emerald in one nipple that her boyfriend got for her. They’ve split, but the emerald remains. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/75 "2001-03-18T17:44:32Z")
She’s not new, but she’s amazingly good. I’ll give her that. ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/76 "2001-03-18T18:09:46Z")
Wow… This thread should have a place among my classics! 4 of the coolest doperchicks trying to outcool each others tits and Hoo-Ha!!! Need any more jury members? ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/77 "2001-03-18T20:47:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*She’s not new, but she’s amazingly good. I’ll give her that. \*\* Yes, but good at what? So far all I’ve done is whine about my landlady and discuss my piercing. Doesn’t take a lot of talent. -L ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/78 "2001-03-18T21:13:04Z")
SexyWriter, I guess Totoro is referring to some things you \*\*might[/] be real good at! Hmm…yeah, you might be good 🙂 Who knows?? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/79 "2001-03-18T22:27:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > So far all I’ve done is whine about my landlady and discuss my piercing. Yes, but you do it so well. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/80 "2001-03-18T22:59:58Z")
Five minutes of enjoying your website led me to the following preliminary conclusions: 1. You’re an intelligent woman with impeccable taste. 2. You’re a knockout! 3. You appreciate your past. 4. You keep vicious beasts as pets. And also spiders. 5. You take beautiful pictures (with more to come…)! 6. You bless the ether with your piano. In other words, **WHAT A WOMAN.** I hope that there are some like you in Florida. 🙂 P.S. Thanks for the book suggestion – I’ll be reading _Blindness_ this week. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222.md?page=5)