# Sexywriter: An Amazingly Good Newbie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222 "2001-03-16T14:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/81 "2001-03-18T23:05:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*In other words, **WHAT A WOMAN.** > I hope that there are some like you in Florida. 🙂 > > P.S. Thanks for the book suggestion – I’ll be reading _Blindness_ this week. \*\* Wow! I feel so happy now. What lovely compliments! Blindness RULES. As you know, I highly recommend it. I hope there are women like me in Florida too. Someone as kind as you deserves a terrific chick like me! -L ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/82 "2001-03-18T23:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > \*\* > Sure, whore works too. But there’s no WAY you can out-cool my tits. They are magnificent! They are amazing! They stop traffic! > > -L \*\* ``` Well, to be fair, you live and work near the City of the Big Dig. It's not like traffic around here needs much of an excuse to stop. I think you need a better metric. How many ships have you launched recently? ``` ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/83 "2001-03-19T00:01:23Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Finagle \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I think you need a better metric. How many ships have you launched recently? \*\* Is that some kind of sick euphemism? “Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and launch my ship…” -L ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/84 "2001-03-19T00:07:05Z")
failing that- at least c’mon over and check out my mast… ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/85 "2001-03-19T00:09:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blanx \* > \*\*failing that- at least c’mon over and check out my mast… \*\* If I do, will you publicly defend me? -L ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/86 "2001-03-19T00:10:29Z")
publicly and privately… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/87 "2001-03-19T00:12:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blanx \* > \*\*publicly and privately… 😃 \*\* Woo hoo! Hey, do you know anything about the Boston area? I hate to hog up posting space, but I’m going to need a new place to live really soon. Any advice? And where did my little hoo-ha shaving girlfriends go to? -L ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/88 "2001-03-19T00:15:15Z")
advice- I got… email me, ok? depends on what sort of place you’re looking for… ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/89 "2001-03-19T00:17:51Z")
but the advice will cost ya… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/90 "2001-03-19T00:34:00Z")
You are all a bunch of latecomers! I was the **first** to appreciate SexyWriter, way back in [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1172059#post1172059). Apparently I was the only one awake enough to see what was before my eyes, unlike most of you! [sub]Not that there is anything wrong with the rest of you lovely ladies![/sub]😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/91 "2001-03-19T01:13:15Z")
Lok, you are SO sweet! I really wanted to impress on you folks that I had a REALLY shitty week. I mean, all this stupid job stuff happened, and I worked too many hours and I had this nightmare bullshit with my landlady. As a consequence, having everyone tell me I was appreciated, even if it IS only for my piercings and obnoxious mouth when it comes to sex, has sort of kept me going this week. It’s been a great self-esteem boost. Seriously! More than you probably realize because of all the crap I’m facing right now. So thank you VERY, very much! And please…you know…keep it coming. More, more, MORE! I wish to be praised and endearing! I wish for loving attention to be heaped upon my weird little head! I want to be the reigning princess of compliments. Well…along with my neat SDMB sisters, that is. 🙂 -L ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/92 "2001-03-19T01:52:21Z")
O, **Sexy Writer** , nymph; in thy orisons, be all my sins rememb’rd! You’re a good kid! And look at this, 90+ replies to this thread! One wonderful thing about a message board - and any online community, really - is that no matter what’s going on in your own life, you can be sure either that someone else is going through the same thing or that people will be there to pick you up and never let you down. Or is that Bud Light. But I digress… Anyway, a raise of the glass to ye, O Writer of the Sexiness! ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/93 "2001-03-19T02:26:15Z")
Someone made a mean pit thread about me because the word “Sexy” is in my name. And now I’m sad. I’m trying to defend myself properly, but I’m not sure it’s possible. Dang!!! -L ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/94 "2001-03-19T02:43:13Z")
Um, that wasn’t the point of the Pit thread. At ALL. Just felt the need to clarify. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/95 "2001-03-19T03:51:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Um, that wasn’t the point of the Pit thread. At ALL. Just felt the need to clarify. \*\* Can you tell me what WAS the point then? Because I answered in what I thought was a fairly clear, concise, understanding manner. And all I got back was, “You just don’t get it!” Okay…then explain… -L ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/96 "2001-03-19T03:55:00Z")
Well, it’s a baffling pit thread. The point seems to be that all the men of Straight Dope are being turned into testosterone crazed maniacs by the mention of SW’s more feminine aspects. But as near as I can tell, nope, no more so than usual. There’s always a lot of flirting on the board. This particular thread was started to compliment SW on the latter part of her moniker, i.e., her writing ability and her contribution to various posts. If that’s horndogging, it’s a remarkably literate form of horndogging 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/97 "2001-03-19T04:01:35Z")
I think the horndoggery that goes on here is, in general, more literate than in most venues. 🙂 I don’t think there’s much question that **Sexy Writer** is an intelligent, thoughtful, well-spoken individual. I think the minor beef the Pit-thread-starter has is with people who she believes fall all over themselves whenever they see “Sexy” in a name. It **is** a name, after all. Some of us are smart enough to know that’s only half of the story. Anyway, it’s not a meanspirited thread, **SW**. Don’t take it so hard! And as I told you earlier, you know you’ve arrived at the SDMB when you have a Pit thread named after you. dan ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/98 "2001-03-19T04:56:38Z")
On the topic of horndoggery, since the point in this thread where SexyWriter mentioned that she would have sent Zebra an image of her magnificent breasts if she were not posting from work at the time, we have been treated to descriptions of Jarbabyj and Carina42’s shaved and to be waxed hoo-has, and a who has the coolest tits contest between SexyWriter, Carina42, the Mermaid and Jarbabyj. We’ve even been graced by an image of the Mermaid’s enchanting smile. And still there’s no new picture from SexyWriter. Hmmmm… Ya know those of us sexually attracted to womens do enjoy all this, don’tca? I gotta pay more attention if threads like this are happening more often, or we gotta have more of them. -Doug ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/99 "2001-03-19T05:07:54Z")
She IS a good poster, I agree. So THERE! ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/100 "2001-03-19T07:18:52Z")
I think I will save this thread in a special directory…or even carve it in my hard disk! Such a blast- now we have a pinch of “pit spice” added, and what do I see when I get to work this morning? Sue Duhnym has a post in here too!! I am awed by this thread, we can turn tis into a soap opera! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222.md?page=6)