# Sexywriter: An Amazingly Good Newbie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 16, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222 "2001-03-16T14:49:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/101 "2001-03-19T07:22:54Z")

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By the way, I have been posting a bunch of comments in this thread, but they were all intended to flirt…My sincere opinion on Sexy Writer’s quality as a poster is:

She is promising. She is among the posters that can make me open a thread I wouldn’t normally looked at, when I see her name as the last poster. But I guess we need more time to call each other great just yet.

But the tits are a different story…If I get to see them I will know in a moment if they are great or not  
🙂

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/102 "2001-03-19T12:14:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*Anyway, it’s not a meanspirited thread, **SW**. \*\*

I heartily disagree.

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> It’s obvious from her handle that this sort of nasty, crusty-fingered gibbering is something she gets off on, or she wouldn’t be as fucking onvious as she has been, putting the word “sexy” in her HANDLE. \*\*

That is QUITE meanspirited language. You’re right, there’s no reason to get all upset about what someone else spouts. But contrary to the OP’s insistence that she was not insulting me she did her VERY best to do just that.

Sue, you’ve got THE coolest handle!!! I love it!

But have you thought of changing it to Sexy Sue Dunhym?

🙂

-L

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/103 "2001-03-19T12:15:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \*  
> \*\*But I guess we need more time to call each other great just yet.  
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No, no! Please…feel free to call me great now!

😉

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/104 "2001-03-19T12:34:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \*  
> \*\*… I will know in a moment if they are great or not  
> 🙂 \*\*

Yeah I _might_ call you great!!

Let’s see ::o

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/105 "2001-03-19T14:23:55Z")

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Laura-

I think you’re an insightful, amusing poster who continually makes actual contributions to the SDMB.

I tend not to flirt on the boards (though I suppose I have in this thread) because I’m sorta uncomfortable with it, being married and all. But more power to you (and everyone else) who wishes to. If might be fun (and ego-boosting) but it’s not something I go out of my way to do.

Now, I’m really sorry that my starting this thread had the unintended consequence of painting a target on you. It’s obviously a repercussion that I hadn’t considered.

So I don’t really know what to say from that point. Stay kind, I guess. Keep up the good work and I’ll keep enjoying your virtual company.

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/106 "2001-03-19T14:28:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> \*\*Now, I’m really sorry that my starting this thread had the unintended consequence of painting a target on you. It’s obviously a repercussion that I hadn’t considered.  
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Nah, I don’t really think it was YOU who painted the target. It was just a repercussion of calling myself sexy. At least, it seems that way according to the OP of that infamous thread. I suppose if I’d called myself “FrumpyWriter” or “UglyWriter” she would have been more perplexed about the attention I attracted and found something else to ream me about. NO worries JC. 🙂

-L

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/107 "2001-03-19T14:37:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \*  
> \*\*That is QUITE meanspirited language. You’re right, there’s no reason to get all upset about what someone else spouts. But contrary to the OP’s insistence that she was not insulting me she did her VERY best to do just that. \*\*

It wasn’t begun as a meanspirited thread. That quote came much later. I stand by what I said. Take it as you will.

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/108 "2001-03-19T14:41:59Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
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> It wasn’t begun as a meanspirited thread. That quote came much later. I stand by what I said. Take it as you will. \*\*

That quote was exactly three lines down in the OP. But I figure she was just having a shitty day and needed someone to aim it at. Not too concerned with it at this point.

-L

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/109 "2001-03-19T14:45:50Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
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> It wasn’t begun as a meanspirited thread. That quote came much later. I stand by what I said. Take it as you will. \*\*

Well…that quote was actually about seven sentences into the OP. Not that I wish to argue with you, but that doesn’t seem “much later” than anything. The way I figure she was just having a shitty day and needed someone to aim it at. She probably didn’t realize how insulting she was being. Not too concerned with it at this point.

-L

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/110 "2001-03-19T14:48:54Z")

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Too bad this isn’t the Pit. I’ll shush now…

We now return you to your shamless flirting, already in progress.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sexywriter-an-amazingly-good-newbie/58222/111 "2001-03-19T15:13:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> > \*\*Now, I’m really sorry that my starting this thread had the unintended consequence of painting a target on you. It’s obviously a repercussion that I hadn’t considered.  
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> Nah, I don’t really think it was YOU who painted the target. It was just a repercussion of calling myself sexy. At least, it seems that way according to the OP of that infamous thread. I suppose if I’d called myself “FrumpyWriter” or “UglyWriter” she would have been more perplexed about the attention I attracted and found something else to ream me about. NO worries JC. 🙂
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> -L \*\*

Nah. Then they’d be all over you about your apparent low self-esteem.

I know you don’t need me to say this: **Be who you are.** Be comfortable with it and enjoy it. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Your self-confidence is one of the most enjoyable things about your posts.

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