# Sha-clump, sha-clump, sha-clump, sha-clump; zoot, zoot, zoot. FUCK! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 12, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464 "2004-08-12T00:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/21 "2004-08-12T22:45:09Z")
**GAAAHHHHHH!** I just went in to get a cup of coffee and she was bent over, cleaning out the shredder. Butt cleavage! GAAAHHHHH, where’re my scissors?! I’m taking both eyes at once! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/22 "2004-08-12T22:58:18Z")
Am I the only one who thought about Don Martin when reading the thread title? ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/23 "2004-08-12T23:47:48Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Today we had one who was wearing the leather pants and the ‘belly shirt’. > > She is a somewhat rotund girl with a rather largeish waist, and therefore there are visible type rolls and stretch marks abounding from her outfit. > > What gets me the most though isn’t her choice of clothing (although I’d like to tell her to get some that fit, cause that camel-toe just ain’t professional). > > Nope, it’s the DIRT. > > She’s always dirty. Not as in smelly, but there is visible dirt on her all the time. Dark, sooty looking dirt on her arms, on her face, all over her. > > I wonder if she has heard of soap, but I doubt it. She does apply makeup, in copious amounts, and it appears she does so on top of the dirt. I don’t get it. How could someone be that dirty in an office environment? Well, in her defense, maybe it’s not dirt, but rather acanthosis nigricans? Maybe she has PCOS? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/24 "2004-08-13T01:05:28Z")
What kind of office do you work in where it’s OK to have a bare midriff and open toed shoes? Do you work for a comic book company? 🙂 I feel your pain. I am a big fat girl and I HATE wearing any sort of shoes that make noise, because I hate being conspicuous. I always thought it was horrible when i was in school and everyone was quiet and you’d hear a “click click click” of a teacher’s shoes down the hallway. I always felt embarassed for the teacher! And I hate when fat girls wear too-tight shirts too. I mean it’s one thing to have pride in your body and not give a shit what other people think. It’s another thing to accentuate your not-so-beautiful parts with too small clothes. Clothing can accentuate your body if you do it right! ---
**Author:** ![MaryEFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MaryEFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaryEFoo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/25 "2004-08-13T02:01:29Z")
**Ponder Stibbons** , what zooty-zoot-zoot joke? Please tell! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/26 "2004-08-13T03:37:55Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > What kind of office do you work in where it’s OK to have a bare midriff and open toed shoes? Do you work for a comic book company? 🙂 Believe it or not, this corporation is one of the largest economic engines in the state. But there just doesn’t seem to be a dress standard. Fridays are ‘casual’ days. What a joke! We’re talking CEOs with ball caps, shorts and tanks. My idea of office casual is khakis and a polo. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/27 "2004-08-13T13:51:51Z")
> [@MaryEFoo](#): > > **Ponder Stibbons** , what zooty-zoot-zoot joke? Please tell! It’s from _Babylon 5_ (the SF series): There was a running joke that the funniest comedy act on Earth was “Rebo and Zooty” and the phrase “zoot zoot zooty” was a standard part of their act. There was one episode where they actually appeared, played by Penn and Teller: [Day of the Dead](http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/countries/us/guide/096.html). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/28 "2004-08-13T13:58:20Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Am I the only one who thought about Don Martin when reading the thread title? Good grief, talk about a name from the past! I hadn’t heard that for 20 something years but immediately knew who you were talking about. Yeah, I can see him having a heyday with Chef’s clogger. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/29 "2004-08-13T14:35:57Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Good grief, talk about a name from the past! I hadn’t heard that for 20 something years but immediately knew who you were talking about. Yeah, I can see him having a heyday with Chef’s clogger. A teenage hero of mine. Only he would have said “sha-FLUMP”. ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464/30 "2004-08-13T15:25:18Z")
I’m at work right now (sssh!!), and I actually made it through this whole post without laughing out loud. That is, until I got to this one word: > [@Chefguy](#): > > “sha-FLUMP” Dammit!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-sha-clump-zoot-zoot-zoot-fuck/259464.md?page=1)