# Shag, Marry, or Shove Off a Cliff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215 "2001-12-06T13:56:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/21 "2001-12-06T14:38:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \* > But it doesn’t matter to me if you double-up. Great! Then I want to shove both Letterman AND O’Brien off the cliff. Surely there’s room for both at the bottom, yes? ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/22 "2001-12-06T14:45:52Z")
> [@](#): > > **Great! Then I want to shove both Letterman AND O’Brien off the cliff. Surely there’s room for both at the bottom, yes?** Nope. One person per fate. I meant that if **Anahita** wanted to assign answers to two sets of lists, she was more than welcome. _HONESTLY_. Pushing Letterman off the cliff. I can’t imagine. I think a good rule is that if you push Letterman off the cliff, you lose the game. Who likes that rule? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/23 "2001-12-06T14:48:59Z")
Marry Aragorn Shag Legolas Sorry Frodo… Shakespere time: Romeo (Romeo and Juliet) Benedict (Much Ado about Nothing) Petruchio (Taming of the Shrew) ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/24 "2001-12-06T14:49:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rosebud \* > \*\* > Frodo Baggins > Legolas the Elf > Aragon/Strider \*\* I’d shag Aragorn, marry Legolas, and cry cry cry as I booted little Frodo off the cliff. Captain Kirk Captain Archer Captain Picard ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/25 "2001-12-06T14:52:11Z")
Anything to get her out of the Senate… Rosie O’Donnell: Cliff Ellen Degeneres: Shag (I’ve always felt there was nothing wrong with her that a good dicking wouldn’t solve. 😃 [sup]-(Plus, it might make her funny again! ) [/sup]) Margaret Cho: Marry (Same basic idea.) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/26 "2001-12-06T14:54:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \* > Captain Kirk > Captain Archer > Captain Picard \*\* Shag Archer; marry Picard; and push Kirk off a cliff. OK… hmmm… Captain Janeway Major Kira Dr. Crusher ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/27 "2001-12-06T15:12:28Z")
**katiekilldare** asked… > [@](#): > > HONESTLY. Pushing Letterman off the cliff. I can’t imagine. I think a good rule is that if you push Letterman off the cliff, you lose the game. Who likes that rule? I like that rule! Hmmm… Romeo: Throw off Cliff Benedict: Marry. Of course I’m thinking of Kenneth Branagh here… Petruchio: Shag. Next set: Stephen King Robert Jordan Tom Wolfe ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/28 "2001-12-06T15:15:13Z")
I think I’ll answer a few of these… Shag Aragorn, marry Legolas, and Frodo gets booted by default. Romeo… CLIFF!! The whiner. Benedict… shag. Petruchio… marry. He’s a hoot! Letterman… marry. O’Brien… shag. Leno, off he goes. I’m with Matt on the Trek Captains… Kirk goes off the cliff, repeatedly if possible. Archer gets shagged, Picard married. Janeway also goes off the cliff, Kira is shagging material, and Crusher is MINE, MINE, MINE. Especially now that her brat isn’t around. Since we appear to be able to suggest fictional characters… Michael Myers (Halloween) Freddie Kreuger (Nightmare on Elm Street) Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/29 "2001-12-06T15:24:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > \*\*Since we appear to be able to suggest fictional characters… > Michael Myers (Halloween) > Freddie Kreuger (Nightmare on Elm Street) > Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th) \*\* I don’t think kicking any of these people off of a cliff would actually accomplish anything, but here goes…: Marry Myers, shag Freddy, and push Jason. How about: Destiny’s Child En Vogue TLC ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/30 "2001-12-06T15:38:08Z")
Marry En Vogue. Shag TLC. Destiny’s Child goes off the cliff. Holly Hunter Andie MacDowell Julia Roberts ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/31 "2001-12-06T15:41:04Z")
Holly Hunter - Push off a cliff. The way she speaks irritates me. Her mouth does funny looking things! Andie MacDowell - Shag - very classy looking chick. Julia Roberts - Marry - she’s got the money! Now, how about some Survivors: Sue (Survivor) Jerry (Survivor Outback) Lindsey (Survivor Africa) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/32 "2001-12-06T15:52:56Z")
Sue goes off a cliff, shag Jerri, and marry Lindsey. Steven Tyler Vince Neil Iggy Pop ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/33 "2001-12-06T16:53:08Z")
Steven Tyler- marry. Yuck, I know, but slim pickins…Besides I ADORE Miss Liv, and would do it just to be in the same fam. Vince Neil- easy. shag. Double-bagged, of course 😉 Can’t think of anyone with more experience. Practice makes perfect, right? Iggy- cliff. Awww. I like Iggs, too. Purely default. Judd Nelson Andrew McCarthy James Spader ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/34 "2001-12-06T16:53:13Z")
Steven Tyler–shag Iggy Pop–Marry Vince Neil–Off the cliff splat! Spongebob Squidward Patrick ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/35 "2001-12-06T17:28:10Z")
**Spongebob** - Shag. **Squidward** - Marry. **Patrick** - Leave on the beach at high tide to dry out, then sell at a tacky souvenir shop. NEXT: Albert Einstein Carl Sagan Cecil Adams ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/36 "2001-12-06T17:28:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scredle \* > \*\*Judd Nelson > Andrew McCarthy > James Spader \*\* I would shag Andrew McCarthy, marry little James Spader, and blissfully shove Judd Nelson. Catherine Zeta-Jones Salma Hayek Penelope Cruz ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/37 "2001-12-06T17:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scredle \* > Judd Nelson > Andrew McCarthy > James Spader James Spader - Marry, so I could shag repeatedly. Andrew McCarthy - Shag Judd - Off the cliff! The Rock Jesse Ventura Chyna ---
**Author:** ![Lao\_Tsu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lao\_Tsu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lao_Tsu)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/38 "2001-12-06T17:38:18Z")
[QUOTE Catherine Zeta-Jones Salma Hayek Penelope Cruz \*\*[/QUOTE] This one’s too easy. Shag Catherine, just to say I had. Marry Salma… shag repeatedly and I bet she’d make some great dinners. Over the Penelope, and let me hear you scream. I don’t care for her. ---
**Author:** ![Lao\_Tsu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lao\_Tsu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lao_Tsu)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/39 "2001-12-06T17:39:25Z")
[QUOTE Catherine Zeta-Jones Salma Hayek Penelope Cruz \*\*[/QUOTE] This one’s too easy. Shag Catherine, just to say I had. Marry Salma… shag repeatedly and I bet she’d make some great dinners. Over the cliff Penelope, and let me hear you scream. I don’t care for her. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215/40 "2001-12-06T17:40:10Z")
Shag Selma. Toss Zeta w/ Michael attached and definately, definately marry Penelope. Drool. Steve Martin Chevy Chase Steven Wright [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shag-marry-or-shove-off-a-cliff/97215.md?page=3)