# Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661 "2017-11-15T03:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/221 "2017-11-20T03:39:40Z")
Wait, just a few days ago you were starting a relationship with the woman from Long Island. Are she and the Jewish heiress the same person? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/222 "2017-11-20T03:56:26Z")
In a strange way it’s kind of satisfying when the subject of a Pit thread comes into the thread to do exactly the thing they’re being Pitted for. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/223 "2017-11-20T03:59:54Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Wait, just a few days ago you were starting a relationship with the woman from Long Island. Are she and the Jewish heiress the same person? Yes. Her family was one of the founders of the junk mail industry and still own a lot of it. Flame away. She moved to be away from her family though. They have more than enough money but more drama than the Soprantos. Sign me up. That is what I am here for. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/224 "2017-11-20T04:08:55Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I do have some empathy - just not for most people; only those on my team and then it is extremely strong. I think it’s time we administered the Voight-Kampff test to Shags. **Holden:** The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. **Shagnasty:** Whaddaya mean, I’m not helping? **Holden:** I mean you’re not helping! Why is that, Shaggy? **Shagnasty:** We had circle-jerks at my school. We also had penis-measuring contests. The school mysteriously burned down shortly after that. Have I mentioned my ABD degree? ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/225 "2017-11-20T04:35:09Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I wanted one of each and I got them including a college cheerleader, a wealthy Turk, a beautiful Irish woman and lots more… All of this [Derek Flint ‘girls of all nations’](http://grouchoreviews.com/content/films/4463/1.jpg) stuff doesn’t lend credence to your story, Shaggy, it just makes people roll their eyes and say, “So, no Haitian voodoo priestesses or Balinese temple dancers, then?” It doesn’t make you sound like a debonair man about town, Shaggy, it makes you sound like the kid at school whose only claim on popularity was boasting that he had more and better toys, toys that nobody else in the school had, toys that he could never quite produce. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/226 "2017-11-20T04:42:35Z")
Sad, just sad. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/227 "2017-11-20T04:45:27Z")
You’re back! Maybe you can answer the question concerning your claimed make out session. In the initial accounts you said involved light petting which you further defined as touching her breasts over her bra. In your latest thread, you repeated claimed it was just kissing and you were the real victim. A. We’re you lying before? Was there no petting? B. Are you lying now? There was petting but you’re too chickenshit to stick with the story. Or: C. There never was this make out session but you can’t admit your BS. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/228 "2017-11-20T04:50:32Z")
My new girlfriend the rich heiress invented junk mail! Her family owns the biggest Silly Putty factory in the Western hemisphere! She won Miss Gibraltar seven years in a row and then they retired her ballgown! She hosts her own home renovation TV show and can breathe through her feet! ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/229 "2017-11-20T04:55:39Z")
I have a Star Wars action figure of Han Solo giving Darth Vader the finger and it’s the only one ever made because the factory destroyed the mould afterwards and it’s worth a million dollars and my Dad brought it back for me from a trip but he says I’m not allowed to show it to you because it’s too expensive and you could see it at my house except it’s on loan to the Smithsonian. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/230 "2017-11-20T04:56:21Z")
And he never seems to change his stories about his wife and daughters. Nothing about their personalities, nothing about day-to-day things they have done, etc. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/231 "2017-11-20T05:07:20Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > I have a Star Wars action figure of Han Solo giving Darth Vader the finger and it’s the only one ever made because the factory destroyed the mould afterwards and it’s worth a million dollars and my Dad brought it back for me from a trip but he says I’m not allowed to show it to you because it’s too expensive and you could see it at my house except it’s on loan to the Smithsonian. I like how you incorporated Shaggy’s pathological comma-avoidance into that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/232 "2017-11-20T05:19:37Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > I like how you incorporated Shaggy’s pathological comma-avoidance into that. 😃 It’s a gift I have. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/233 "2017-11-20T05:25:28Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Let’s back up a bit. I was in a serious relationship and then marriage until I was 36. I had no experience with dating until then. My ex-wife literally just wound up in my bed because I left the door unlocked one night even though I barely knew her (was that sexual assault on her part?). > > Since then I have learned how to play dating apps like a kid in a candy store and I am good at it. I wanted one of each and I got them including a college cheerleader, a wealthy Turk, a beautiful Irish woman and lots more but they simply weren’t relationship material for me. It was just fun while it lasted and no one got hurt. > > I can get many dates a week if I want and I do my best to make sure my dates have a good time and I pay for everything. There is usually no sex involved because I don’t sleep with people I don’t bond strongly with. It is like a PG version of an escort service. I screen for looks, profession, income and zip code every day. The yield rate is low but it works if you keep trying. I have gotten some ridiculously improbable dates before. > > I thought my requirements were too high but I think I found one that matches all of my requirements. We are going out again tomorrow and already have a budding relationship. She is a Jewish heiress single mom that matches my personality. I don’t want her money. I just don’t want anyone to take mine and not mess with my daughters. I do have some empathy - just not for most people; only those on my team and then it is extremely strong. This is what I’m not getting. What’s wrong with an heiress’s money? ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/234 "2017-11-20T06:27:48Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > It’s a gift I have. His writing mimics his thought processes, a 12 year old’s jumbled rush to pile embellishment upon nonsense without pause for thought or breath, heaping turd upon turd until there’s a smelly ziggurat of bullshit with him perched atop crowing like a dunghill rooster. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/235 "2017-11-20T07:16:26Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > This is what I’m not getting. What’s wrong with an heiress’s money? Money = control to Shagnasty and control should always go to the penisholder. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/236 "2017-11-20T07:31:04Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > And that’s why he seldom talks about his other daughter, the one who’s not such a high achiever, and when he does, it’s to point this out. :dubious: I am beginning to worry about this child, if she is real. Why is she not mentioned as much, does she not meet the expectations of this man. God, I hope she never hurts his feelings. All he has to do is wish and bad things could happen to her. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/237 "2017-11-20T08:51:07Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > This is what I’m not getting. What’s wrong with an heiress’s money? I don’t care about her money. I do worry about someone trying to take mine if things became that serious. That is not an idle concern. I am an heir myself for huge amounts of land and mineral rights spread over three states and it very easy to screw things up. I need someone that is in the same situation I am in. The only way I could ever get married again is with a prenup the size of Gone With the Wind. I will be happy to treat anyone well as long as they are nice to me and leave my daughters alone but you aren’t marrying me for the money. You better bring your own. Luckily I found someone that meets those criteria and has the same problem. I will have to see how it goes today but it is very promising so far. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/238 "2017-11-20T09:34:44Z")
You don’t happen to fight crime at night by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/239 "2017-11-20T09:52:26Z")
\*What do you want from life To kidnap an heiress or threaten her with a knife What do you want from life To get cable TV and watch it every night \ What do you want from life An Indian guru to show you the inner light What do you want from life a meaningless love affair with a girl that you met tonight\* (Spooner & Evans) ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/240 "2017-11-20T09:54:06Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > You don’t happen to fight crime at night by any chance? Only once and I won. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661.md?page=13)