# Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661 "2017-11-15T03:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/281 "2017-11-21T01:35:54Z")
Thank you, we will. But do I deserve to enjoy my family and my boyfriend, seeing as how I don’t have a perfect face, body, and am not an heir to any fortunes? I may be one of those you see walking around the supermarket with my boyfriend that you’d describe as a hosebeast. By your own admissions, you have no use for anyone less than perfect. Why would I like someone who views me in such a way? Would you? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/282 "2017-11-21T01:43:42Z")
> [@begbert2](#): > > Damn you people for making me jealous and wistful. That’s still better than Shag, who’s witless and jizzfull. ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/283 "2017-11-21T01:49:25Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I am starting to get the feeling that you don’t like me very much. Naw, after what **expectopatronum** said, what gave it away? > [@Shagnasty](#): > > I saw a picture once and your husband really is that hot. Up until that point, I thought I was a heterosexual Kinsey scale 1 (straight as an arrow) but I know now that isn’t true. Is there a word for someone who is only capable of lusting after one specific person and no one else? Yeah, there’s a word for it if it’s is of the same sex. And let me put in the disclaimer, “not that’s there is anything wrong with that.” Shaggie, do you plan on showing her this thread? Amusing thread, OP really did their homework, and that #77 by **erysichthon** was gold, I tell ya, showing all the quotes gathered up of how many times Shagnasty has to remind everybody that he’s 100% as heterosexual as they come. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/284 "2017-11-21T02:10:26Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > That is the beauty of it, she doesn’t want that either. She already has a one and only child that takes up most of her time. Like I said, she meets ALL of my requirements. You should tell her the story about the prank. See if you really are the perfect match. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/285 "2017-11-21T02:51:00Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > You should tell her the story about the prank. See if you really are the perfect match. That’s the best thing about imaginary friends. Totally accepting of everything. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/286 "2017-11-21T02:55:16Z")
**Shagnasty** : Now that you’re back and participating, a question– Do you think your views on women had anything to do with why you had so much conflict in grad school that you had to drop out? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/287 "2017-11-21T03:08:39Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > That’s the best thing about imaginary friends. Totally accepting of everything. You know, I actually find it somewhat plausible that a junk mail heiress would be willing to go out with **Shagnasty**. Such a woman would presumably be used to empty boasts and misleading claims, and might even be sympathetic towards someone who tries to make himself look important but actually has nothing worthwhile to offer. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/288 "2017-11-21T03:24:49Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > You know, I actually find it somewhat plausible that a junk mail heiress would be willing to go out with **Shagnasty**. Such a woman would presumably be used to empty boasts and misleading claims, and might even be sympathetic towards someone who tries to make himself look important but actually has nothing worthwhile to offer. It isn’t just plausible. It is a fact. I just got off the phone with her after our date today and the drama in her family is incredible but that is the type of thing that I am attracted to. She is very sweet herself with just subtle notes of crazy. It is a near perfect personality match along with everything else. She has to head back to Long Island tomorrow for Thanksgiving but she will be back this weekend and we can go out again. She is like the female version of me and that is what I want. The only reason she contacted me in the first place was that I told her that her profile was too demanding. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/289 "2017-11-21T03:28:42Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > You know, I actually find it somewhat plausible that a junk mail heiress would be willing to go out with **Shagnasty**. I donno. This is a pattern where the right woman shows up on page 6 or 7 of whatever dating thread he’s doing at the moment. I buy him having kids and such, but who knows what else is true. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/290 "2017-11-21T03:40:02Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Yes. Her family was one of the founders of the junk mail industry and still own a lot of it. Flame away. She moved to be away from her family though. **They have more than enough money but more drama than the Soprantos. Sign me up. That is what I am here for.** The Soprantos. Heee… Is that like the Mexican version of the mafia? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/291 "2017-11-21T04:21:31Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > She is like the female version of me and that is what I want. Her pits smell like schweddy balls? Hey, whatever floats your boat. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/292 "2017-11-21T04:21:42Z")
Remember the Star Trek movie where Bones and Kirk are imprisoned on the frozen prison planet. And they escape and Kirk has a fist fight with the shape shifter who looks just like him. So, Shag wants to date himself. That is as bad an egomaniacal asshole a person could get. Wow! ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/293 "2017-11-21T04:27:55Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > Thank you, we will. But do I deserve to enjoy my family and my boyfriend, seeing as how I don’t have a perfect face, body, and am not an heir to any fortunes? I may be one of those you see walking around the supermarket with my boyfriend that you’d describe as a hosebeast. By your own admissions, you have no use for anyone less than perfect. Why would I like someone who views me in such a way? Would you? I have seen your pictures on other boards. You certainly aren’t a hose-beast. You are pretty hot in an unusual way. If I wasn’t in a relationship, I would take you out for the time of life in a second. Let me know if you ever come the Boston area and we can have lots of fun. Best wishes in the mean time. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/294 "2017-11-21T04:35:38Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > She is like the female version of me and that is what I want. She was raised a poor black child? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/295 "2017-11-21T04:42:37Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > If I wasn’t in a relationship, I would take you out for the time of life in a second. Don’t you mean 21,600 seconds? ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/296 "2017-11-21T05:10:06Z")
No, a second is about how long it would take. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/297 "2017-11-21T05:37:08Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I have seen your pictures on other boards. You certainly aren’t a hose-beast. You are pretty hot in an unusual way. If I wasn’t in a relationship, I would take you out for the time of life in a second. Let me know if you ever come the Boston area and we can have lots of fun. Best wishes in the mean time. Yup, he’s a nasty creep. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/298 "2017-11-21T05:50:45Z")
He asked me out once, but I wear flip-flops and sports jerseys to museums. Alas, we could never be. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/299 "2017-11-21T05:51:56Z")
Come on, this is just blatant trolling. This thread has kinda become my “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, but Shag, I really expect a better performance than that. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/300 "2017-11-21T07:22:52Z")
> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#): > > Come on, this is just blatant trolling. > > This thread has kinda become my “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, but Shag, I really expect a better performance than that. Yeah, he’s just mailing it in now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661.md?page=16)