# Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661 "2017-11-15T03:11:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/321 "2017-11-21T17:11:24Z")

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I strongly suspect that Shag’s “heiress” girlfriend is like the square root of minus one hundred. A ten, but also imaginary.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/322 "2017-11-21T17:30:23Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I do get that. It was a joke although I really don’t think you are a hosebeast. You are the one that started this thread against me. If you ever wanted to take a walking tour of Boston, I would still take you on one (and your boyfriend too). I have a girlfriend now too and I have take many female (married or attached) friends for nights out and we had a great time.

[Decisions, decisions…](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-christmas-breakfast-donald-trump-twitter_us_5a0d9147e4b0b37054f4bcd6)

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/323 "2017-11-21T17:37:41Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> [Decisions, decisions…](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-christmas-breakfast-donald-trump-twitter_us_5a0d9147e4b0b37054f4bcd6)

Oh man. If you put these two offers together, it would be like a black hole if suckitude. It would cause a rift in the space-time continuum.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/324 "2017-11-21T18:40:09Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I do get that. It was a joke although I really don’t think you are a hosebeast. You are the one that started this thread against me. If you ever wanted to take a walking tour of Boston, I would still take you on one (and your boyfriend too). I have a girlfriend now too and I have take many female (married or attached) friends for nights out and we had a great time.

“girlfriend” lol

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/325 "2017-11-21T18:40:10Z")

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Hey, Boston is a nice town!

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**Author:** ![BeeGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/326 "2017-11-21T18:57:05Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> This is a message board, not court. Hell, I even told my coworkers about it when I got back. They shared similar stories and mine was the PG version by far. Maybe it is just the people I am associated with but I hear a lot more detail than that on a daily basis and that is just the women.

Really. And what sort of call center staffed with parolees do you work in? Sure, I used to hear stories like that from my co-workers. When I was 17 and working at a Jack-in-the-Box. I grew up. You should try it sometime.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/327 "2017-11-21T19:12:23Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Hey, Boston is a nice town!

Hey Shaggy boy, why don’t you settle down?  
Boston can be your kind of town.  
There ain’t no hosebeasts there ain’t no body but heirs  
All there to date the fine young Shag Nast Tee.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/328 "2017-11-21T19:23:37Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I mean, when I ask a friend how his/her date went, I never expect to hear the intimate details of the event. Nor do I want to. The latter wasn’t asked of you but you shared it regardless. Why do you feel the compulsion to share these intimate details, unprompted?

From The Young Ones, the late, great Rik Mayall claims to have sex [with a girl he found sleeping in his bed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02E4gkor2yI) We did everything. EV-ERY-THING! {from about 10.00 on if you’re like, a total fascist girly}. Rik is pretty much how I picture Shaggy: so, so desperate to impress, and so completely oblivious that he’s a figure of fun.

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**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/329 "2017-11-21T19:50:51Z")

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> [@Penfeather](#):
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> Shaggy: so, so desperate to impress, and so completely oblivious that he’s a figure of fun.

A living example of the distinction between being self-conscious and self-aware.

There are times when it looks like he might start to ever so slightly steer away from his flaws but he reflexively falls back on doubling down. Like an alcoholic whose life is made worse by alcohol, sometimes gets a twinkling in his eye that he understands that but always ends up with a swig.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/330 "2017-11-21T20:04:47Z")

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So, is **Shagnasty** the Tump-era **Evil Captor** , or what?

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/331 "2017-11-21T20:44:59Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> If I wanted to make up a fictional mother, I would be the stepchild of Lynda Carter.

Wonder Woman plagiarises Wikipedia and then blames imaginary people?

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/332 "2017-11-21T21:42:17Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> So, is **Shagnasty** the Tump-era **Evil Captor** , or what?

The Trump-era **tdn**.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/333 "2017-11-21T23:08:16Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> So when is Shag going to post “Don’t hate the playah. Hate the game.”

He’s saving that line for his youngest daughter to explain why he doesn’t want to date her anymore.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/334 "2017-11-22T00:42:34Z")

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> [@expectopatronum](#):
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> Shags, why would it matter one iota to me whether you’re in a relationship or not? I mention my boyfriend twice in the post you responded to. He isn’t hypothetical. Thank you for demonstrating live the points I’ve been making all throughout this thread. Are you truly so arrogant you think you can hit on me and I’ll giggle and twitter, forget that I’m in a relationship, forget what all I’ve said in this thread? Is this the only way you know how to deal with women? Hit on them and throw money at them? Or offer to? There’s more to life and relationships than the superficial stuff. I don’t think you will ever get that.

I think you should take one for the team and let him take you out. Think of it as your contribution to science.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/335 "2017-11-22T00:45:54Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> This is a message board, not court. Hell, I even told my coworkers about it when I got back. They shared similar stories and mine was the PG version by far. Maybe it is just the people I am associated with but I hear a lot more detail than that on a daily basis and that is just the women.

Stay classy, Shag. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/336 "2017-11-22T00:50:39Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I am an heir myself for huge amounts of land and mineral rights spread over three states …

Anyone else find it mildly odd that a family with those kinds of resources would send their kid to a burnt-out shell of a school turned ‘Lord of the Flies’ dystopia?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/337 "2017-11-22T00:53:31Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I think you should take one for the team and let him take you out. Think of it as your contribution to science.

I agree, we will need photos. So we can see you tear him a new one.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/338 "2017-11-22T00:58:11Z")

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shog-NOS-tuh-cate (v.) - to predict pruriently.

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/339 "2017-11-22T02:26:29Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> The Trump-era **tdn**.

Yeah, closer to tdn than Evil Captor I would say. Evil Captor was a different ball of wax. Nothing wrong with having a bondage fetish, it’s a common one, but when you talk about it so fucking much you have to have a custom made rule to STFU about it already, yeah, you’re a weirdo. Go nuts in the bedroom, have your fun, but there’s a lot more to experience and talk about in life than sex. But this isn’t an Evil Captor (is he even still around anymore?) pit thread so I’ll stop here.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/340 "2017-11-22T02:35:26Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I agree, we will need photos. So we can see you tear him a new one.

I once told him he needed to post his pictures, and he claimed they were “all over the internet”. The only pictures I could find were of an aging drag queen with a bleached blond mullet.

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