# Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661 "2017-11-15T03:11:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/441 "2017-11-23T23:08:52Z")

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Honestly, I have no idea how much he’s trolling, but it’s time to stop feeling him. I’m outta here.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/442 "2017-11-23T23:09:54Z")

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Well, oddly loyal turned out to be a little bit true. It sure is odd his definition of loyalty…

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/443 "2017-11-24T00:59:43Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> Honestly, I have no idea how much he’s trolling, but it’s time to stop **feeling** him. I’m outta here.

That’s what she said!

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**Author:** ![Krav\_Manga](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krav_manga/32/3153_2.png) [@Krav\_Manga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krav_Manga)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/444 "2017-11-24T01:01:10Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> They bought up all the mineral rights from the Louisiana border to Dallas

> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> Of course not all of it.

Of course not.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/445 "2017-11-24T02:44:33Z")

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I had a great time at my ex sister and law’s Thankgiving. I love her family and they love me. The problem is with the modern American husband/wife relationship. It usually ends up with all take and no give on the wife’s part and that was especially true in my marriage. The choices were to either get a divorce or suffer abuse under a succubus for the rest of my life. I made the right choice because she doesn’t have any power over me anymore. I still think she is beautiful and sexy but she is never allowed to come into my home because nothing good can come from it but the reverse isn’t true. I am not the one that is physically and emotionally abusive and everyone knows that. I suspect she regrets the divorce now but I am not going to reverse it and I am just making up for lost time.

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/446 "2017-11-24T02:54:09Z")

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> [@74westy](#):
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> Since your link is to a search id and won’t be around for long:
> 
> [2017](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841826&highlight=Shagnasty)  
> [2016](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=785310&highlight=Shagnasty)  
> [2014](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=722319&highlight=Shagnasty)  
> [2010](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=561777&highlight=Shagnasty)  
> [2010](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=462277&highlight=Shagnasty)  
> [2008](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=465780&highlight=Shagnasty)  
> [2005](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302800&highlight=Shagnasty)

The last pit thread always makes me laugh (it’s the infamous “milk in a bar” thread). The drama-queen title “Shagnasty and the worst anecdote in SDMB history” doesn’t help. (Sorry, **Miller** ). But it’s not even the worst anecdote from _that poster_, as this thread amply demonstrates.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/447 "2017-11-24T03:06:32Z")

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It’s still amusing because you here you have someone, who brags about _his armpits smelling like vagina_, bagging on someone for being so uncouth as to order milk in a bar. It’s just so insane.

I mean, where do you think Miss Manners would stand on that?

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/448 "2017-11-24T03:12:52Z")

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> [@expectopatronum](#):
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> The last pit thread always makes me laugh (it’s the infamous “milk in a bar” thread). The drama-queen title “Shagnasty and the worst anecdote in SDMB history” doesn’t help. (Sorry, **Miller** ). But it’s not even the worst anecdote from _that poster_, as this thread amply demonstrates.

Believe or not, I am trying to be a little reserved. Living inside a Soap Opera gets a little tiring when you have kids and a demanding career but it keeps things interesting. Suzie is doing fine these days. She is married and has a good job but has some fertility issues. Her father has very very serious legal issues for sexual abuse to a minor.

One thing I have learned with online dating is that the requirement for “no drama” means that the person has a ton of it themselves. My current quasi-girlfriend’s family is much more dramatic than mine and that is saying a whole lot. That is why we both moved far away. She is much younger than I am so I am going to have to teach her how to deal with such things.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/449 "2017-11-24T03:23:08Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I had a great time at my ex sister and law’s Thankgiving. I love her family and they love me. The problem is with the modern American husband/wife relationship.\*\* It usually ends up with all take and no give on the wife’s part…\*\*

Who made the dinner?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/450 "2017-11-24T03:23:08Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> She is much younger than I am so I am going to have to teach her how to deal with such things.

50 Shades of Shag

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/451 "2017-11-24T03:30:41Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I had a great time at my ex sister and law’s Thankgiving. I love her family and they love me. The problem is with the modern American husband/wife relationship. It usually ends up with all take and no give on the wife’s part and that was especially true in my marriage. The choices were to either get a divorce or suffer abuse under a succubus for the rest of my life. I made the right choice because she doesn’t have any power over me anymore. I still think she is beautiful and sexy but she is never allowed to come into my home because nothing good can come from it but the reverse isn’t true. I am not the one that is physically and emotionally abusive and everyone knows that. I suspect she regrets the divorce now but I am not going to reverse it and I am just making up for lost time.

Dear Shagnasty,

I made it very clear last time that I did not want to hear from you anymore. I am _not interested_ in hearing your stories. Do not write to me again.

Signed,  
Your Diary

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/452 "2017-11-24T03:34:38Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> It’s still amusing because you here you have someone, who brags about _his armpits smelling like vagina_, bagging on someone for being so uncouth as to order milk in a bar. It’s just so insane.
> 
> I mean, where do you think Miss Manners would stand on that?

She’s probably the only person in the world who could vomit with decorum.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/453 "2017-11-24T03:38:04Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> Who made the dinner?

My ex brother-in-law. He does all of the cooking. He is pretty good at it. I love my ex SIL but she can’t cook at all. It is just like my Indian coworkers tell me. American women are spoiled. My daughters are ultra-spoiled. It just doesn’t work out that well for real relationships.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/454 "2017-11-24T03:54:28Z")

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You really are a loathsome lickspittle.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/455 "2017-11-24T04:07:59Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> It’s still amusing because you here you have someone, who brags about _his armpits smelling like vagina_, bagging on someone for being so uncouth as to order milk in a bar.

Guin, I wasn’t making that up either. They smelled exactly like pussy when I posted that and I even got (male) friends to cross-check. Yep. I think some of them were a little turned on by it. Sadly, it went away on its own and hasn’t returned.

Ordering milk in a bar is still out of bounds though. That is just gross.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/456 "2017-11-24T04:41:12Z")

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Well, it’s been real, but I’m off to in my solid gold airship to meet my girlfriend Carey Mulligan at my palace at the South Pole.

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/457 "2017-11-24T04:44:18Z")

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I actually agree that ordering milk in a swanky bar, as the story went, is pretty uncouth, and out of everything that has come out of Shag’s keyboard I think it’s silly to focus on that one (it’s by far the most referenced Shags thread). I mean, it’s not like we’re hurting for material here.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/458 "2017-11-24T04:56:34Z")

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> [@expectopatronum](#):
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> I actually agree that ordering milk in a swanky bar, as the story went, is pretty uncouth, and out of everything that has come out of Shag’s keyboard I think it’s silly to focus on that one (it’s by far the most referenced Shags thread). I mean, it’s not like we’re hurting for material here.

Maybe so. But he acted like it was the WORST THING EVER, and considering some of the crass things he’s posted, the guy has absolutely no perspective whatsoever.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/459 "2017-11-24T05:50:23Z")

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> [@expectopatronum](#):
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> I actually agree that ordering milk in a swanky bar, as the story went, is pretty uncouth, and out of everything that has come out of Shag’s keyboard I think it’s silly to focus on that one (it’s by far the most referenced Shags thread). I mean, it’s not like we’re hurting for material here.

You seem like a saucy little bit of fluff and if you’re ever in Auckland I will show you around my banana plantation on the moon. I am such a great guy that you will have the time of your life, and my partner the White Russian Countess won’t mind because she’s open-minded and also out of town visiting her family’s extensive chocolate mines on Neptune.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/460 "2017-11-24T06:24:32Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Maybe so. But he acted like it was the WORST THING EVER, and considering some of the crass things he’s posted, the guy has absolutely no perspective whatsoever.

From Shagnasty’s perspective, lapping up milk is sloppy seconds compared to sniffing his own armpits.

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