# Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661 "2017-11-15T03:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/461 "2017-11-24T06:38:24Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > My ex brother-in-law. He does all of the cooking. He is pretty good at it. I love my ex SIL but she can’t cook at all. It is just like my Indian coworkers tell me. American women are spoiled. My daughters are ultra-spoiled. It just doesn’t work out that well for real relationships. That’s about what I expected: Throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. There’s probably some basis in truth to what you say, but now you’re just trolling. See ya. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/462 "2017-11-24T12:51:48Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > She is much younger than I am so I am going to have to teach her how to deal with such things. Good luck in the election, Judge Moore. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/463 "2017-11-24T13:08:27Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Well, it’s been real, but I’m off to in my solid gold airship to meet my girlfriend Carey Mulligan at my palace at the South Pole. If it’s solid gold then where do you put all the drinks? I call bullshit, your gold airship isn’t solid at all! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/464 "2017-11-24T13:41:09Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > …They smelled exactly like pussy when I posted that and I even got (male) friends to cross-check. Yep. I think some of them were a little turned on by it. Sadly, it went away on its own and hasn’t returned. Oh, for fuck’s sake. > [@Shagnasty](#): > > Ordering milk in a bar is still out of bounds though. That is just gross. _That’s_ gross? ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/465 "2017-11-24T13:48:22Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > I call bullshit, your gold airship isn’t solid at all! Probably doesn’t smell much like pussy, either. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/466 "2017-11-24T15:48:21Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > My daughters are ultra-spoiled. It just doesn’t work out that well for real relationships. That’s just as well. You certainly shouldn’t be dating your daughters. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/467 "2017-11-24T16:16:56Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Guin, I wasn’t making that up either. They smelled exactly like pussy when I posted that and I even got (male) friends to cross-check. […](https://asifahsankhan.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/f8dc33414b3d425dd79e058a5ed8bed9.jpg?w=269&h=385) ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/468 "2017-11-24T16:25:36Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > I actually agree that ordering milk in a swanky bar, as the story went, is pretty uncouth… Thank you! It turns out we do have a lot in common after all and can be great friends. You are one of the ones that gets it. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/469 "2017-11-24T16:53:02Z")
Tell the droogs at the [Korova Milk Bar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korova_Milk_Bar) that you disapprove of their lifestyle choices. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/470 "2017-11-24T17:19:59Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > The way this thread is going, by tomorrow morning Shaggy will be saying that he owns a Learjet and a private island in the Caribbean where he vacations with his pals Warren Buffett and Bill Gates and he just had his second date with Charlize Theron and they’re totally in a relationship and he’s thinking of buying Montana and stop being mean to him because everything he says is true. True story: I met Warren Buffett once, briefly, at a soiree at the University of Nebraska Business School. He’s very nice. We discussed playing the ukulele (which he apparently can do, although we are both out of practice). I know you’re all deeply fascinated by this story, but at least it doesn’t involve a discussion of the state of my armpit or my lovelife (which, at 27 years of marriage, is doin’ as well as can be expected - the marriage, not the armpit). ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/471 "2017-11-24T17:26:35Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Thank you! It turns out we do have a lot in common after all and can be great friends. You are one of the ones that gets it. Gonna go out on a limb here and say that this desire for friendship won’t be reciprocated. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/472 "2017-11-24T17:30:27Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > True story: I met Warren Buffett once, briefly, at a soiree at the University of Nebraska Business School. He’s very nice. We discussed playing the ukulele (which he apparently can do, **although we are both out of practice** ). How can you tell? :flees: ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/473 "2017-11-24T17:36:48Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > Gonna go out on a limb here and say that this desire for friendship won’t be reciprocated. It is never too late to dream. I am a lover, not a fighter. I learned my social skills from high-end strippers that like to hang out and talk. I am trying to get better at it. The good news is that my Long Island Girl is coming back this weekend and I am taking her to a brand new Go-Kart Track so that she can show me her The Fast and the Furious Skills. I am pretty sure that if I can get that adrenaline pumping, we might have something. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/474 "2017-11-24T17:45:00Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I know you’re all deeply fascinated by this story, but at least it doesn’t involve a discussion of the state of my armpit or my lovelife (which, at 27 years of marriage, is doin’ as well as can be expected - the marriage, not the armpit). Well, I mean…I think I’m not alone in hoping that the armpit is doing as well as can be expected, too. (And, if it’s not…spare us the details.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/475 "2017-11-24T17:52:08Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I learned my social skills from high-end strippers that like to hang out and talk. It shows. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/476 "2017-11-24T17:52:09Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I am taking her to a brand new Go-Kart Track so that she can show me her The Fast and the Furious Skills. But not a \*real \*sports car. Those cost money. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/477 "2017-11-24T17:59:17Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > But not a \*real \*sports car. Those cost money. These are really fast Go-Karts and cost significant money as well. I looked into finding an actual sports car but they are in short supply on Sunday nights. I may have to figure out how to do that later but I can’t on short notice. That was the closest I could come up with. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/478 "2017-11-24T19:39:46Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > These are really fast Go-Karts and cost significant money as well. I looked into finding an actual sports car but they are in short supply on Sunday nights. I may have to figure out how to do that later but I can’t on short notice. That was the closest I could come up with. [Here you go, baller.](https://www.avis.com/en/cars/avis-signature-series) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/479 "2017-11-24T19:58:50Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I once told him he needed to post his pictures, and he claimed they were “all over the internet”. The only pictures I could find were of an aging drag queen with a bleached blond mullet. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > It’s still amusing because you here you have someone, who brags about _his armpits smelling like vagina_, bagging on someone for being so uncouth as to order milk in a bar. It’s just so insane. > > I mean, where do you think Miss Manners would stand on that? > [@Gyrate](#): > > True story: I met Warren Buffett once, briefly, at a soiree at the University of Nebraska Business School. He’s very nice. We discussed playing the ukulele (which he apparently can do, although we are both out of practice). > > I know you’re all deeply fascinated by this story, but at least it doesn’t involve a discussion of the state of my armpit or my lovelife (which, at 27 years of marriage, is doin’ as well as can be expected - the marriage, not the armpit). I don’t know about pictures, but he (Shagnasty, not Buffett) did post a [vid](https://youtu.be/ZlXux_B5HGQ) of himself serenading once of his overnight relationships. It’s easy to see why women are so attracted to him. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/480 "2017-11-24T20:07:50Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > If it’s solid gold then where do you put all the drinks? > > I call bullshit, your gold airship isn’t solid at all! It’s a special kind of lighter than air solid gold my uncle invented which is going to make him really rich and he’s invited me to his estate this weekend but I can’t go because I have a date with the Danish beach volleyball team and I’m rich and important and popular and accomplished. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661.md?page=25)