# Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661 "2017-11-15T03:11:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/641 "2017-11-29T19:28:03Z")

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If I had to guess what would be more damaging to his daughters, should they come across his posts, exaggerating their accomplishments would take a far back seat to his admissions that he wants to screw the younger one.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/642 "2017-11-29T20:03:22Z")

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> [@bobkitty](#):
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> If I had to guess what would be more damaging to his daughters, should they come across his posts, exaggerating their accomplishments would take a far back seat to his admissions that he wants to screw the younger one.

I never said that. It is disgusting. What I wondered was why older women were less fun to be around than my daughter. I have since learned to adjust my searches to address that problem. It turns out that some older women haven’t yet fossilized into Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. You just have to know where to look and I have gotten much better at doing that. I have one now. If I was a woman, I would probably be wondering the same thing about older men.

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/643 "2017-11-29T20:09:30Z")

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Guess Shags also caught the airing of Ferris Bueller last night on Logo network. Hey, that’s the gay channel ohmygod

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/644 "2017-11-29T20:11:41Z")

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> [@expectopatronum](#):
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> Guess Shags also caught the airing of Ferris Bueller last night on Logo network. Hey, that’s the gay channel ohmygod

😃

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/645 "2017-11-29T20:23:54Z")

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Aunt Bea was a fun character. Personally, I don’t judge peoples worth by their looks or bank account.  
I am not perfect by any estimation. But, I try real hard to not be judgemental. Shag, I don’t how you were raised or by whom, but there is something really wrong in your brain. You shouldn’t be around people, not to mention impressionable children. I am trying to understand you and NOT judge you. I am having a difficult time doing this, and you’re not helping your case. I am amazed at the crap coming from you. You are imploding!

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**Author:** ![Maurie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Maurie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maurie)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/646 "2017-11-29T20:47:32Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I never said that. It is disgusting. What I wondered was why older women were less fun to be around than my daughter. I have since learned to adjust my searches to address that problem. It turns out that some older women haven’t yet fossilized into Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. You just have to know where to look and I have gotten much better at doing that. I have one now. If I was a woman, I would probably be wondering the same thing about older men.

And as a fellow parent of an athlete, I am still wondering why you feel the need to exaggerate rather than celebrate her actual accomplishments.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/647 "2017-11-29T21:21:52Z")

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> [@Maurie](#):
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> And as a fellow parent of an athlete, I am still wondering why you feel the need to exaggerate rather than celebrate her actual accomplishments.

Meh, she isn’t that great really. Granted, she always finishes first place, but she does it for $0 and looks just like all those other white girls.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/648 "2017-11-29T22:29:36Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> Meh, she isn’t that great really. Granted, she always finishes first place, but she does it for $0 and looks just like all those other white girls.

Such meager beginnings for a future mineral rights heiress.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/649 "2017-11-29T22:36:15Z")

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Shagnasty, I fail to see why your not finding Aunt Bea attractive justifies your getting all hot over your youngest daughter.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/650 "2017-11-29T22:45:02Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I like to find women like me. They are rare but they do exist.

And they’re all standing in line just waiting for you to respond to their dating profiles, aren’t they? :dubious: :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/651 "2017-11-29T23:31:48Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Shagnasty, I fail to see why your not finding Aunt Bea attractive justifies your getting all hot over your youngest daughter.

Same reason why his scanner not working justifies him not taking a photo of the receipt with his phone. In his brain, this alllll makes sense.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/652 "2017-11-29T23:39:35Z")

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> [@DooWahDiddy](#):
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> Same reason why his scanner not working justifies him not taking a photo of the receipt with his phone. In his brain, this alllll makes sense.

It’s a dilemma.

In order to make his poorly conceived lies work, he must paint himself as the stupidest person on earth.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/653 "2017-11-29T23:40:11Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You will be sorry when your young girls grow up to be greedy young women and get in bad relationships all because they are looking for the wrong kind of person to be with.

Is there are particular reason you keep trying to engage with him? Are you expecting a reasonable or even honest reply?

> [@DooWahDiddy](#):
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> Same reason why his scanner not working justifies him not taking a photo of the receipt with his phone. In his brain, this alllll makes sense.

And taking a pen and scribbling out his real name. No one has ever done that before. The problem is that in real life, people are too polite to call out the BS so pathological liars think they are getting away with it.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/654 "2017-11-29T23:44:20Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> Meh, she isn’t that great really. Granted, she always finishes first place, but she does it for $0 and looks just like all those other white girls.

And she’s treating him like an ATM! (Post #621).

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/655 "2017-11-30T00:08:23Z")

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> [@DooWahDiddy](#):
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> Same reason why his scanner not working justifies him not taking a photo of the receipt with his phone. In his brain, this alllll makes sense.

Exactly. By taking a photo of the receipt, this could have been Shags big “fuck you” moment to all of us. At the very least, he could have given at least one iota of credence to his bull shit story. But he couldn’t even do that.

It’s hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/656 "2017-11-30T00:26:05Z")

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> [@DooWahDiddy](#):
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> Same reason why his scanner not working justifies him not taking a photo of the receipt with his phone. In his brain, this alllll makes sense.

No, no - he was at home because Lowe’s showed up right after that thread got reposted, and the scanner was back in his office, next to the LaserJet 4.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/657 "2017-11-30T01:01:42Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> No, no - he was at home because Lowe’s showed up right after that thread got reposted, and the scanner was back in his office, next to the LaserJet 4.

Well maybe he needs to upgrade to Windows XP. That might help.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/658 "2017-11-30T01:16:43Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> Is there are particular reason you keep trying to engage with him? Are you expecting a reasonable or even honest reply?  
> And taking a pen and scribbling out his real name. No one has ever done that before. The problem is that in real life, people are too polite to call out the BS so pathological liars think they are getting away with it.

You are right, of course.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/659 "2017-11-30T02:31:14Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Shagnasty, I fail to see why your not finding Aunt Bea attractive justifies your getting all hot over your youngest daughter.

I have no idea where people are getting this from. I love both my daughters with all my heart for different reasons because they aren’t that similar. They are both beautiful, smart and talented but that doesn’t mean that I want to sleep with them. That is flat-out sick and wrong and I wish people would stop saying it because it is disturbing to even read. Nobody ever says says something like that to a single mother that is proud of her sons.

When did you first start screwing your own kids? Why would anyone even begin to think that?

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/660 "2017-11-30T02:37:59Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> There is a joke that I make at all the gymnastics events. “All these little white girls look the same to me”. It is true. It is hard to spot your own daughter when they have the same body shape and are wearing the same leotard. It is really difficult to tell them apart from any distance. Anyone that doesn’t conform to that body shape has long since been gone.

I can’t believe someone hasn’t made this joke yet, but try looking at their faces. _drops mic_

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