# Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661 "2017-11-15T03:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 77
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/77 "2017-11-16T00:37:22Z")
What I like about **Shagnasty** is that he is 100 percent secure in his heterosexuality, and wants the world to know it. > [@Would this invention work as a gay-o-meter?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-invention-work-as-a-gay-o-meter/255011/1): > > I consider myself 100% heterosexual. > [@Some opinions wanted on androgeny](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-opinions-wanted-on-androgeny/417302/13): > > Heterosexual as straight as they come. > [@Your first movie nudity](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-movie-nudity/498402/11): > > I knew I was heterosexual at a very young age so it was pop a boner time. > [@Where's the evidence that says "gay people are born gay"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheres-the-evidence-that-says-gay-people-are-born-gay/478839/53): > > I am also very much 100% heterosexual, mostly a republican, and raised in a very small town in Louisiana where people could not comprehend this. > [@One of the most politically incorrect questions of all time - are gay men really attracted to asses?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-most-politically-incorrect-questions-of-all-time-are-gay-men-really-attracted-to-asses/778010/1): > > Straight men like myself can look at slideshows of nothing but vulvas and vaginas all day long and never get bored even though there isn’t really much to look at. > [@Under the right circumstances, could you practice sodomy?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-right-circumstances-could-you-practice-sodomy/450981/33): > > I am purely heterosexual and I certainly do not see men as sexual objects in any way. I don’t even like them touching me beyond a handshake. I especially do not like male anuses. > [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/576775/8): > > I saw a picture once and your husband really is that hot. Up until that point, I thought I was a heterosexual Kinsey scale 1 (straight as an arrow) but I know now that isn’t true. Is there a word for someone who is only capable of lusting after one specific person and no one else? > [@More totally useless facts that you learned recently](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-totally-useless-facts-that-you-learned-recently/447973/13): > > My in-laws were next door neighbors with Tom Brady until a month or two ago. He had lots of hotties coming through his doors. I am heterosexual as they come but I could have tried to be a cock-tease for him until recently just to see what would happen. > [@Do homosexuals find heterosexual sex offensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-homosexuals-find-heterosexual-sex-offensive/351887/9): > > I am not gay but I have known a lot of gay men and this talk has come up lot of time in the late drunken hours. > [@Those Who Have Become More Accepting of Gays: What Changed Your Mind?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-have-become-more-accepting-of-gays-what-changed-your-mind/341648/3): > > Not a damn thing ever happened because I believe I am almost 100% heterosexual but that allowed me to hang around them and get to know their particular subculture without any pretense. > [@Gay/Bi Dopers: How do you get aroused by images of the same naughty bits that you hav](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-bi-dopers-how-do-you-get-aroused-by-images-of-the-same-naughty-bits-that-you-hav/282452/1): > > Now, you have to believe me when I say that I am about as pro-gay as a heterosexual comes. Some of my most true friends have been gay and I have witnessed gay sex on a first-hand basis. > [@Would this invention work as a gay-o-meter?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-invention-work-as-a-gay-o-meter/255011/25): > > I already told you that I had some gay male friends. Most people say that but what if I told you that I went out with gay men my age age and 20 + my senior until this day. I like them because they are kind, affulent, and they always treat me extremely well. I am proud to be around them but only in a platonic way. They have taken care of me in ways that I never imagined. > [@Mental shorthand for posters- A memory game](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mental-shorthand-for-posters-a-memory-game/449126/28): > > I also love the phrase “hard ons for you here” but I don’t swing that way. However, I am so heterosexual that, at one time in college, I had some very prominent gay men including newscasters and radio personalities catering to my every whim so I have a “virtual” hard one for older gay males as long as they bring cash. > [@Did you go through a gay/bi "phase" in high school?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-go-through-a-gay-bi-phase-in-high-school/274274/2): > > We had literal circle jerks at school and at parties more time than I can count. Sometimes, there would be 25 or more people participating. We also had penis length contests with measuring tapes and official scorecards. > [@does male heterosexual interior decorators exist ?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-male-heterosexual-interior-decorators-exist/369935/26): > > Let me be the first to point out that being married or reputably “liking women” can easily be a cover thinly disguising someone’s inner nature. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661)._