Just thought I’d give you a “howdy”, so you wouldn’t be bored anymore.
You’re welcome!
< Ducking and running >
Oh dear.
Apparently, she’s gotten so bored she’s fallen into a coma.
Maybe this will help!
< Breaks into a Riverdance, then has a piano fall on him >
< Wakes up, rubbing head >
Hmmmm. This is worse than I thought.
WE NEED CHOCOLATE, STAT!
to the tune of Little Suzie
Wake up, little Shanin, wake up!
Wake up, little Shanin, wake up!
I know you’re really bored,
And you don’t want to be at work,
but if you don’t wake up,
your boss will be a jerk!
Wake up little Shanin, wake up!
Some one either help me wake her up, or put me out of my misery.
< Getting out the steel drums >
I can see clearly now, but I am bored.
More things I’d rather do than I can say.
Watching paint dry right now sure sounds like fun,
It’s gonna be a long…
(long)…
long, (long), long dull, boring day.
Next up, Disco!
< Hanging up a disco ball, cranking up the fog machine >
Well you can tell by the way I watch the clock
That I’m bored as hell, don’t wanna talk
Using coffe to stay awake
so much caffiene, I’m gonna shake
But it’s all right, that’s ok
I’ll get home some time today
I will try
to be occupied
my eyes keep closing,
my brain is fried
Yawn, yawn, yawn yawn
Stayin’ awake,
Stayin’ awake
Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn
Stayin’ awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaake, oh yeah yeaaaaah.
So, how you doin’, Shanin? 
Aghhhhhhhhh!!!
NO MORE! NO MORE! :o
Ok…Ok…Please stop! I promise I’m not bored anymore!
Whoo hooo! Yipee! Owwwwww!
doing my silly dance
See look I’m having all kinds of fun.
so…um…just out of curiosity what did you have planned next?
Well, basically, I was going to start up a one man Telethon to help cure you of your terminal boredness by collecting enough money to send you to Jamaca.
But, since you’re not bored anymore, I don’t have to worry about it. Cool.
Oh well. Jamaca would have too hot anyway.
Shanin,
Just smack him will ya ! ? Please.
Y’know, I think she may enjoy Jamaica a little more. It’s alot more touristy than Jamaca and has more to do.
–Tim
Seale, why don’t you do a death metal song? The perfect wake-up music!
Geeze. Jamacia one lousy mistake, and they’re all over ya!
Well, I’m not too familiar with any death metal songs, so how about an original, sung in the Helloween/Metal Kings cheese metal genre?
< Grinding guitar intro, followed by the lead singer wailing like a cat in heat. Lyrics chanted as quickly as possible, with the chorus yelled by several pimply-faced angry white guys >
Yeeeeeeoooow!!!
Death and destruction, blood everywhere
But I just cannot seem to care
Buildings crumble, streets quake
And I cannot stay awake!
Kick a puppy, rape a virgin
I must follow Satan’s urging.
I want to join the ravening horde
But I am simply too fucking bored!
**I’M BORED!
BORE!
DOM!
I’M BORED!
BORE!
DOM!
I’M BORED!
BORE!
DOM!
I’M BORED!**
< With a low growling > BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEED!
< guitar solo >
I want to pillage, maim and kill
But I cannot find the thrill!
Baal, Beezulbub, Mephistopheles
Cannot cure my…ummm…ennui!
I cannot seem to find the urge
to help bring darkness to the world.
I don’t really want to join the mob
What the hell, guess I’ll get a job!
< repeat chorus >
KILL!
Errr…not that I ever listened to this kind of music, or anything.
Kick a puppy? I give it an 8.6
Lasers out everyone!! Ready…Aim…
Come on, only an 8.6?
Give the guy a break, that was some funny stuff!
THAT WAS A PERFECT 10!
pssstt…hey…uh seale when are you going to give me that money you promised me? 