I have 2,472 hours left to work at my job before my retirement.
The largest number of people I have simultaneously engaged in hand to hand combat is 14.
The largest number I’ve sequentially (i.e. in classic karate-movie style) engaged is 48, over the course of about 4 hours.
Der Fuhrer ist von den Vereinigte Staaten? :eek:
(Sorry but its the first thing I thought of after reading your post. 
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I was invited to (and attended) six weddings in the year 2001. I have only been invited to one additional wedding between the years 2002-2015.
Quite. It was a 90:10 platinum-iridium alloy precision engineered* stick of science.
*I squished some wire a bit to make a tiny spatula sort of thing, and stuck it in the end of a glass pipette. I actually kind of love the arts and crafts parts of SCIENCE!
I’m sort of bad at it (though I have built many SCIENCE! circuits), but I like it, too. An old professor I once worked for in a cryomagnetics lab was an amazing craftsman. He was ancient, and his hands usually shook like crazy, but when he went into the machine shop, they steadied, and he moved like a much younger man. He fabricated half the apparatus in his lab by hand.
My g-g-g grandfather on my Dad’s side was with the underground railroad.
My g-g-g grandfather on Mom’s side owned slaves.
I used to tell Mom that Dad’s ancestors helped her ancestor’s slaves escape.
I’ve witnessed two people hit their golf ball in the water/lost on a par three then hole out their next tee shot (score is three, a par; one for the first shot, penalty for the water ball, then hole out). Both individuals lost the hole to their partners who made birdie twos.
I’ve been married 6 years, my wife has been married 32 years.*
*I’m husband number 5 for her.
I was once a member of an organization that, at the time, had only two members living in New York City. I was one, and “subway vigilante” Bernhard Goetz was the other.
One of my ancestors built the oldest home still standing in New York City.
I have two extra ribs. And I don’t mean some vestigial little stubbies, I mean actual complete extra ribs. Now guess where they are.
I suspect this means I’m less evolved because the only other species I’ve read about who have this condition are woolly mammoths.
Three of my four serious relationships have been with women who are blind in their right eye.
I could say something similar about unique pillow cases. Uh, except that I don’t wear them. Mostly. 
At one time, I had a collection of over 5,000 unique clowns. That included a 6 ft. tall animatronic, a pinball machine and a bed made to look like a circus wagon.
I suffer from a condition with a 100% fatality rate. Eventually.
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So either you haven’t had much sex or your right leg is fucked up. 
Thread win. That’s some odd shit.
I’ve conducted just around 1,000 wedding ceremonies. I am neither a judge nor a government official, nor am I religious.
I estimate that I have been photographed over 1 million times (no selfies).
I had eight wisdom teeth removed!
I had a “silver fork” wrist bone break. Snapped it right off. That’s a very rare break; the doctor who set it told me it was only the second in his career.
I sentence half of you to remedial Statistics 101!
Your relationship to murderers and having crooked ear canals aren’t personal statistics.
Interesting, but not statistics.
Both I and my wife have sisters with their birthday on May 19.
We also have a daughter with that birthday.