# Share something vulgar, crude, tasteless, and HILARIOUS **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868 "2009-10-06T23:28:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/101 "2009-10-11T00:38:46Z")
Q: Why don’t blacks and mexicans marry? A: Afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal. Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A: Full ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/102 "2009-10-11T06:23:12Z")
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/103 "2009-10-11T06:36:43Z")
Know how to find a fat chicks snatch? Flip through the folds till you smell shit then go back one. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/104 "2009-10-11T07:19:42Z")
> [@Icerigger](#): > > How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen? > > Nine, four in the car and five in the ashtray > > Sorry I’m a Jew (and, not just a Jew, but a “Jew by choice,” and I made an Orthodox conversion at that) and I heard that joke from a Jewish friend (who told me he heard it at Hebrew school) but that it was “six million” in the ashtray, which I think works better. In fact, I was going to post that very same joke. ---
**Author:** ![mikeargo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@mikeargo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikeargo)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/105 "2009-10-11T15:49:58Z")
What’s the difference between an epileptic clamdigger and a whore with diarrhea? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/106 "2009-10-12T02:43:32Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Know how to find a fat chicks snatch? > > Flip through the folds till you smell shit then go back one. Where I am from we just roll them in flour and aim for the wet spot. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/107 "2009-10-12T18:16:01Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Milk and cookie bar at a middle school? No…What? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![AussieDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c5a1d2/32.png) [@AussieDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AussieDog)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/108 "2009-10-14T13:17:14Z")
From the 1980’s What does Donna Rice and Christa McAuliffe have in common? They both went down on a Challenger. ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/109 "2009-10-14T15:04:15Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > Why do tampons have strings? > > So the crabs can bungie jump. Alternate punch line: So you can floss after you eat. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868/110 "2009-10-14T16:12:12Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > That’s not funny at all. I used to volunteer at Tempura House, a shelter for lightly battered women. IMHO, that wins the thread, so far! Four nuns are waiting their turn at the confessional. First one goes in, says, “Father, forgive me, for I have seen a man’s penis.” Priest says, “Say two Hail Marys, and wash your eyes in holy water from the font, and you will be forgiven.” Second one goes in, says, “Father, forgive me, for I have _touched_ a man’s penis.” Priest says, “Say two Hail Marys, and wash your hands in holy water from the font, and you will be forgiven.” Fourth one cuts in front of the third one, saying, “Father, can I gargle some of that holy water before you have her sit in it?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-something-vulgar-crude-tasteless-and-hilarious/512868.md?page=5)