# Share your "Almost Live" love

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-almost-live-love/184612>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 26, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-almost-live-love/184612 "2003-06-26T20:39:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-almost-live-love/184612/21 "2003-06-27T18:31:09Z")

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My all time favorite Almost Live moment is from one of the John Reports.

John Keister: Tonight on Almost Live, the spotlight falls on our very own Governer Gary Locke. . .

(Pan left to Governer Locke sitting behind the desk, with some papers in hand)

_CRASH!_ (A spotlight falls, knocking the Governer unconscious)

(Pan back to John Keister, who continues with the report without comment.)

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-almost-live-love/184612/22 "2003-06-27T18:41:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
> **"Hi, kids, and welcome to Uncle Fran’s Musical Forest. Today, I’m going to sing a song about my ex-girlfriend, and all the others of her kind.**

“I’m a little pissed off  
Sometimes I get mad  
But I’ll always be your friend.”

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-almost-live-love/184612/23 "2003-06-27T19:40:50Z")

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I always liked the bumper segements, especially:

\*\* Urban Wildlife! \*\*

ATM Dodo!  
Cellular Phone Rhino!  
Stairway Gazelles!  
Latte Lemmings!  
Check Weasel!  
Engagement Ring Hyenas!

(I can’t remember any more right now)

That and the quiz \<blank\> or \<blank\>?

Baby Talk or Convenience Store Name?

(Piggly Wiggly, WaWa)

Town in Wales or Nonsense Word?

(C’cderric, Gpzarra)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-almost-live-love/184612/24 "2003-06-27T21:31:09Z")

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Imported Sport Utility Vehicle or Bruce Willis’ Child?

Scout. \<ding\>

Rodeo. \<ding\>

Samurai. \<ding\>

Rumor. \<ding\>

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-almost-live-love/184612/25 "2003-06-27T21:58:59Z")

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Thanks for them photo links! Ah… thats the stuff!

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