# Share Your Best Family Guy Lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-best-family-guy-lines/562453>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 30, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-best-family-guy-lines/562453 "2010-11-30T19:58:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-best-family-guy-lines/562453/81 "2010-12-08T18:40:12Z")

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Jay Leno: “Hey Brady! What kinda suit you wanna be buried in! Hahahahahaha!”

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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-best-family-guy-lines/562453/82 "2010-12-09T21:30:21Z")

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Peter: Before you go, what’s heaven like?

Nate Griffin: It’s fine. There’s a shortage of chairs.

Peter: Oh.

Nate Griffin: Yeah.

Me: 😃

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-best-family-guy-lines/562453/83 "2010-12-10T01:07:09Z")

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Quagmire: “Dear diary - jackpot!”

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**Author:** ![Acorns.but\_not\_Bacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@Acorns.but\_not\_Bacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acorns.but_not_Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-best-family-guy-lines/562453/84 "2010-12-17T06:19:00Z")

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Ron MacFalane: “Oh it’s broken.”

Peter at a job interview: “Doing your…son?”

Brian: “COME ON!!!”

Stewie: “There’s a tube in the throat of the elderly man in the hospital bed on the frog in the log in the hole of the bottom of the sea.”

later on

Stewie: “Get a nurse.”

Stewie: “I don’t like change!”

Peter Griffin: And then a tyrannosaurus rex came along! Dun duhhh dun duhhhhh! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhhhhh!

Peter and his laugh is the best thing though…

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-best-family-guy-lines/562453/85 "2010-12-17T15:52:09Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> I love it when Joe gets a very expensive parrot, and Peter says, “cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple” over and over until the parrot says" cripple."

At my last job we had a bird (Mccaw? Parrot? Something big and grey) that belonged to the owner’s dying mother. One of the guys trained it so that every time someone bent over it made a farting noise.

Since I hated the owner it was hilarious.

-Joe

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