# Share your bizarre dream

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-bizarre-dream/463637>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 15, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-bizarre-dream/463637 "2008-09-15T01:08:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-bizarre-dream/463637/21 "2008-09-16T21:46:20Z")

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I keep having dreams that are more comedic than anything else. About six or seven years ago, I dreamed that Nazis were trying to steal David Hasselhoff’s hair. He had a press conference about it and insisted it was real, but the Nazis had somehow discovered it was a toupe and decided to steal it. It became a matter of national security and David Hasselhoff wound up with an army of bodyguards to protect his hair.

In another, I was having a conversation with someone when I noticed a flaming chicken flying by - it seemed to have been flung off the roof. I went up to the roof and, lo and behold, there was one of our senior partners, lighting chickens and flinging them off the roof. Apparently, he had lost a case and was irritated. I guess throwing flaming chickens off the roof was somehow cathartic. It was hysterical, even asleep.

My husband says I sometimes scare the crap out of him by waking up laughing in the middle of the night. These dreams are why.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-bizarre-dream/463637/22 "2008-09-17T01:56:36Z")

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For several years now, I’ve had many dreams that all have one thing in common:

[Count Chocula](http://www.q92radio.com/UserFiles/ct%20chocula.JPG)

I have no idea why.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-bizarre-dream/463637/23 "2008-09-17T04:27:26Z")

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This is my thing that’s better than anyone else’s! My dreams! I have the best dreams in the world. My most recent bizarre but excellent dream was that I was sitting on a sidewalk in London with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie and some other people, just hanging out and cracking jokes. What a hoot.

I dreamed that I was killed by being run through with a sword once, too. I actually died in the dream. Freaky. I was also Queen of the Underworld once. That was neat. I have also dreamed episodes of my favourite tv shows that were just as entertaining as the real thing (and I was in them, too).

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**Author:** ![wunderkammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-bizarre-dream/463637/24 "2008-09-18T01:29:59Z")

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> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> For several years now, I’ve had many dreams that all have one thing in common:
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> [Count Chocula](http://www.q92radio.com/UserFiles/ct%20chocula.JPG)
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> I have no idea why.

The cereal or the character? If it’s the latter, is he a cartoon Chocula or a flesh-and-blood human (errm, vampire)?

This could be seriously creepy.

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