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A couple weeks ago I was eating some cereal. I had kept the open box out in the open in the kitchen probably for a couple months - I don’t eat cereal very often. This isn’t a very bug-infested part of the world (Alberta), and all we usually see in the house are a few spiders and the occasional house fly. Anyways this cereal has all kinds of nuts and flakes in it, and looks very “whole grain”. I noticed there were little black flecks mixed in the stuff, maybe 2mm long. I’d noticed them before, but assumed them to be little bits of nut skin or parts of grains. I’d eaten about half the bowl of cereal, and for some reason decided to take a closer look at the black things to see what kind of grain they were…

They had little legs… :eek:

Turns out I had a small infestation of confused flour beetles living in my cereal box. Worst thing was that over the weeks I had happily munched down two or three full bowls of cereal (and probably close to 100 bugs) before I noticed what those black things were. The new cereal box now resides in the freezer.

My other story is from when I was in Thailand for 6 weeks. There you expect vermin, since you can watch the geckos chase them all over the walls. I found out how invasive insects were, especially the little tropical ants. Here in my arid cold home I can leave a plate of food out for weeks, and all that’ll happen is it gets dried out. There if I left the crumbs from a cookie on the desk upstairs for more than 10 minutes there would be a procession of ants carrying them away. I learned to clean everything up, and not to even leave a banana peel on the table - straight to the garbage. The ants and I got along fine until one morning I woke up to an itchy arm. Ants… crawling on my arm. Pulled the thin sheet off so I could sit up and brush them off, and dicovered that there were a few hundred crawling all over me and my birthday suit. Never did find out why… they didn’t bite and I had no food in the bed. They only did it once too. I didn’t freak since I was so groggy, but I remember the incident just like in a horror movie where someone pulls back a blanket or curtain to reveal an undualting sea of disgusting bugs… ahh the flashback.

I have a really long gross story to tell. It is my pride and joy.

A few years ago, I was visiting relatives in Thailand. We were on the edge of a rainforest, staying in some newly built houses-- to keep it short, let’s just emphasize that nobody had ever spent the night in one of these very modern-looking homes.

Anyway, there are lots of bugs in the rainforest. Big centipedes, giant spiders the size of dinner plates… but I didn’t really care at the time. I had no problems with insects… yet.

So, after a nice evening of swatting at mosquitoes, and brushing the bed down for insects (usual practices in Thailand and no big deal), I decided to take a cool shower in the brand-new bathroom with western fixtures.

The shower curtain was pulled back and bunched on one side, and as I turned on the water for the shower head, I pulled the curtain shut with the other hand…

dumping a mass of writhing worms, beetles, and centipedes onto my naked body. But that was just the bunch clustered up around the top of the shower curtain. Most were dead, but I WAS NAKED.

The best part was that the shower head had been infested with squirming spider babies, which were sprayed directly into my screaming mouth.

I win!